I don't own That '70s Show!!! Nor Do I own any of the messages, I alterd some slightly But I dont own them! They come curtesy of Muted faith!
THE WONDEROUS ANSWERING MACHINE OF BOB!
The gang is sitting around in Eric's basement.
Eric: Hey, has anyone ever thought that Bob might try to take over the world?
Donna: It's possible...he said something about a hightech new thing he was bringing home.
Fez: OOH! Is it candy?
Hyde: Uhh Fez, last Time I checked, Candy wasn't high tech.
Kelso: Mybe it's a lazer beam or something!! Or even better A PICKLEWEASEL!!!
Jackie: Micheal, didn't you get over that like, last year or something.
Kelso: Recycling is the wave of the future!
Hyde: Oh my God Kelso's retaining knowlage. (Leans forward and tries to feel Kelso's forhead)
Fez: Hey, does anyone still care about Bob's doomsday device.
Eric: I do.
Donna: When are we going to go look for it?
Red's voice from upstairs: Eric! We're having the couch fumigated! Get the hell out before my foot finds your ass!
Kelso: How bout now?
They leave.
-Bob's house-
The gang creeps quietly through the door to find a strange box of some sort with buttons and a speaker.
Hyde: What the hell is that?
Eric: Beats me , who wants to touch it?
Everyone yells 'not me' except Kelso who was entertaining himself with one of Pam's bras.
Kelso: What? fine.
Kelso walks quietly up to it humming 'secret agent man' and pokes one of the buttons and winces.
Everyone: (Exhales deeply as nothing happens)
Suddenly one of the lights flashes red and beeps. Jackie shreiks and hides behind Hyde. Then.................
Bob's voice from the speaker: Hey there Hi there Ho there...my name is Bob, and I am going to take over the world! Muahahahahha! hack cough Anyway...In order to do this I will need... a can of tuna, a toothbrush, and a lot of talking poodles. I'm sure you're wondering how these help my plan...to tell you the truth...I have no idea.. WAIT! No..was it a can of poodles, a fish, and a lot of talking toothbrushes? ... Uh-oh...hehe...i better go get those items...Where the heck do you find talking toothbrushes and canned poodle? sigh
Everyone: Cool