THE WONDEROUS ANSWERING MACHINE OF BOB!

by Dark and prone to violence

What an answering machine is doing in the 70s I don't know but bob has one and the gang is playing with it.....Plus...Canned Poodle?

2. Phone rotation

THE GANG RECORDS MESSAGES TODAY!!!!

Chapter 2

Needless to say the gang liked this new toy. Hyde was poking it from all angles and Kelso was watching the forever blinking red dot. Hyde pushed a button.

Hyde: I wonder what this does.

The speaker played back: I wonder what this does.

Gang: Cool.

Hyde pushes the button.

Hyde: This phone is currently out of service. If you are needing desperatley to call rotate the phone to a nintey degree angle or try again later.

Donna smirks.

Hyde: Hey Kelso, go to Eric's house and dial Donna's number!

Kelso: Okay!

Kelso runs to the phone at Erics.

The guys watch from the window as Kelso tries to calculate 90 degrees. They laugh their asses off. Red looks out the window.

Red: STOP LAUGHING DUMBASSES!

Eric: Sorry Hitler! Oh! Shit he knows it was me! RUN!

They take off back to Donna's house. Kelso comes in.

Kelso: It didn't work.

Fez: Duh you stupid son of a beech!

Eric: OOH MY TURN!

Eric: If you utter a single sylable I'll hunt you down and impale you like a fish If you wanna fax me press the star key.

Everyone: 0.o

Eric: What!