KSK: Shit! My perfect torture for the G-Fighters (a.k.a. gundam fighters)
has just been messed up by mah stupid suitcase. Now I have ta type this
stupid shit!
Chibodee: Ha ha!
George: That's very unfortunate for you.
KSK: Shut up Frenchman! Now on with the show!
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Female Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Blind Date live in California, Neo-USA! Here's your hostess/ authoress it's Keep the Secret Keys!! A dark brown eyed, tan-skinned, black haired girl wearing a plain white t- shirt and a pair of jeans runs on the stage facing the audience full of demons, robots, people and anime people. KSK is also wearing her hair in a ponytail and a head set with the microphone thingy.
KSK: Okay! Everyone I'm going to do a few shout outs is that okay with ya all?
The audience cheers in approval except one dude.
Yusuke: NO! BOO!
KSK: YUSUKE URAMESHI!! Yusuke practically jumped in his seat by surprise. KSK made her way up to Yusuke and dragged him by the ear towards the stage.
KSK: You are a DUNCE!!! You shall wear the Pointy Hat of Discipline!!
Yusuke stands up as KSK pulls out a heavy trunk. She opens the trunk and pulls out a tall pointy yellow hat with the word discipline in red on it. KSK forces the hat on poor Yusuke. Yusuke starts to run for the seats.
KSK: Jina! Make him sit please!
In the open doors a pair of purple glowing eyes appear and two hands with glowing blue jinx energy fire at Yusuke. Yusuke's legs are now covered with blue-jinxed energy in other words his legs are jinxed and he can't move them. The audience gasps and mumbles among themselves at the sight of Yusuke.
KSK: That everyone is what happens to anyone who pisses me off. Now as I promised the shout outs: my friends Helen Wong and phoenixangel who helped with some of my gundam research. Duo Maxwell, Trowa Barton, Wufei Chang, Quatre Winner and Heero Yuy from Gundam Wing. Kamiya Kaoru, Myojin Yahiko, Makimachi Misao, Sagara Sanosuke, Takani Megumi, Saito Hajime and last but not least Himura Kenshin from Rurouni Kenshin!
Yusuke rolled his eyes in disgust. KSK makes a death glare at Yusuke.
Yusuke: When is this over?
KSK spun around to slap him in the face. KSK turns to her audience smiling.
KSK: Sorry pest control problem.
The audience laughs at her little joke.
KSK: Now to continue the shout outs. ekifuuten, my other friend from mah school who I promised to help with her Rurouni Kenshin fic. My other cool friend from mah school is Jessica (I call her Turtle Gurl and don't ask me why) who is a total fan of Rurouni Kenshin (good resource for Rurouni Kenshin fics). Hiei and Kurama from Yu Yu Hakoshu. All the mechs from the Transformers series except Megatron cause he's not funny or cool. I hate not funny or cool people. Everyone from Medabots cept that really evil dude. And that's all the shout outs for this chapter. I'll do more in the next, game?
The audience cheers in approval. KSK tries to settle down the audience and signals a brown eyed woman with long blue hair (more bluer than Chibodee's, people) wearing a white silk shirt with cuffs loosely hanging from her wrists, long black silk pants, black high-heeled shoes and that head-set with the mic.
KSK: Now everyone here's our first constant. Spa!
Spa the announcer is now typing on the Internet unaware of KSK who is steaming with fury now.
KSK: SPA! Spa stops typing with her shoulders squeezed close to her neck. The audience starts laughing out loud like crazy as Spa slowly turns her head to KSK smiling weakly.
Spa: I'm dead, right?
KSK: No, our first constant is WAITING FOR THE DOORS TO OPEN SPA!!
Spa: Sorry!!
Spa quickly checks the security cams and looks like she about to laugh. She turns to KSK who is now confused.
Spa: Looks like the Frenchman or should I say French chicken is too scared to come out first.
The audience rolled with laughter. Marie Louise looked pretty pissed off real bad.
Spa: Oh well, too bad for the French chicken. Ladies and gentlemen, mechs and demons here's our first player. This 6'3" foot tall 20 year-old, Neo- American gundam fighter weighs about 191.4 pounds. It's Chibodee Crocket!!
The audience cheers as Chibodee runs on to the stage. KSK starts to inspect his jacket.
KSK: Where did you get this?
Chibodee: What?
KSK: Your jacket dummy.
Chibodee: My jacket? Uh. some store in the mall I guess.
KSK blinked her eyes at the thought of the fashion heaven (a.k.a. the mall.)
KSK: The mall?
Chibodee: Think so.
KSK: The mall. It's from a store in the mall right?
Chibodee: Yeah.
KSK looks up and a light shines on her. There's singing chorus singin' Halleluiah. KSK shakes her head and pulls out her handy dandy Mall Fashion Magazine. She starts flipping though the pages and finds the jacket at some well-known stores.
KSK: Okay which store was it?
Chibodee: Uh.I don't remember.
Spa looks at KSK and shakes her head. Spa gets ready for the next constant. Spa: Ladies and gentlemen, mechs and demons here's our second player. This 5'11"foot tall 20 year-old, Neo-French gundam fighter who weighs about 165 pounds. It's George de Sand!
George runs on to the stage and stops to find KSK and Chibodee talking that damn jacket. He sighs and shrugs his shoulders. George walks behind them. Spa looks at the security screen on the TV.
KSK: You are sure that you got it from Target?
Chibodee: Yep.
KSK: Oy, Spa which is cheaper Club Banana or Target?
Spa looks from the Screen and towards KSK.
Spa: Club Banana. Believe me, I worked there for 4 full years in high school.
KSK: Club Banana it is. Can I try the jacket, Chibodee?
Chibodee takes off his jacket and hands it to KSK. KSK tries the jacket on but she falls down on to the cold hard floor. The audience starts laughing like hell now including Yusuke.
KSK: Ack! Too heavy! Gah! Can't breathe!
Chibodee: Whoa it can't be that heavy for ya!
George: I certainly agree with you.
KSK gets up from the floor smiling. She takes the jacket off and hands it to Chibodee. She was laughing at them cause of her little joke.
KSK: Oh my God Gundam, you guys actually fell for that act?
Chibodee & George: Yes.
KSK: Pity. Spa when is the last one going to come?
Spa looks from the screen and sighs. She shrugs her shoulders and looks back at the screen while KSK tries to settle the audience down from the joke she made. Spa readies her mic.
Spa: Ladies and gentlemen, mechs and demons, without further ado, here's our last player. This 4'4" foot tall 16 year-old, Neo-Chinese gundam fighter who weighs about 70.4 pounds. It's Sai Saici!
Sai runs to the stage but he trips over Yusuke's jinxed leg and falls flat on his face. Sai gets up embarrassed while Yusuke starts laughing at him. KSK once again shakes her head and goes to her trunk. Sai reaches where the other two fighters were.
KSK: Don't worry Sai, I'll get him. Now where did I put that thing?
KSK falls into her own trunk and she comes out of there smiling.
KSK: I found it!!!
KSK walks to Yusuke with a yellow foam bat in her hand. Yusuke tries to crawl away from KSK with his arms. KSK whacks poor Yusuke in the head with her yellow foam bat til he passes out.
Chibodee: Poor guy, getting hit in the head with that thing must be harsh.
Ultra Magnus: You guys have no idea how much that thing hurts.
Sai: You got hit by that thing?
Ultra Magnus: Yeah, but by a different person.
Chibodee: Harsh.
Yusuke finally passes out after getting hit by KSK's foam bat five hundred times in the head. KSK pants and walks to the fighters still holding her trusty foam bat.
KSK: This * pant * everyone * pant * is my * pant * Ultimate Foam Bat of Doom.
KSK faints but Chibodee catches her before she fell. Spa shrugs and walks toward the stage. She stood over KSK and over towered Chibodee by seven inches (the heels are 3" so guess how tall is Spa). Spa faced the audience with a shrug.
Spa: Well everyone looks like our hostess is out cold now. She okay folks, she's just tired after whacking that annoying pest over there five hundred times. She'll be back in the next chapter, I hope. Hey Chibodee you okay with her on ya?
Chibodee: Uh.yeah. I'll carry her.
Spa: You sure, dude? Cause she's heavy.
Chibodee: I'm okay.
Chibodee lifts KSK up and walks to the backstage stumbling over Yusuke's legs a bit.
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A/N: How did you like it? Did I suck or I'm okay? Send in any game suggestions and yes it is okay to make up your own as long as you put the rules in with it! You can be in this fic if you wish but you got to tell me what you look like and how are you like plus a very good reason why I should stick you in here too. Wait for the next chapter: Let the Games Begin!
Chibodee: Ha ha!
George: That's very unfortunate for you.
KSK: Shut up Frenchman! Now on with the show!
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Female Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Blind Date live in California, Neo-USA! Here's your hostess/ authoress it's Keep the Secret Keys!! A dark brown eyed, tan-skinned, black haired girl wearing a plain white t- shirt and a pair of jeans runs on the stage facing the audience full of demons, robots, people and anime people. KSK is also wearing her hair in a ponytail and a head set with the microphone thingy.
KSK: Okay! Everyone I'm going to do a few shout outs is that okay with ya all?
The audience cheers in approval except one dude.
Yusuke: NO! BOO!
KSK: YUSUKE URAMESHI!! Yusuke practically jumped in his seat by surprise. KSK made her way up to Yusuke and dragged him by the ear towards the stage.
KSK: You are a DUNCE!!! You shall wear the Pointy Hat of Discipline!!
Yusuke stands up as KSK pulls out a heavy trunk. She opens the trunk and pulls out a tall pointy yellow hat with the word discipline in red on it. KSK forces the hat on poor Yusuke. Yusuke starts to run for the seats.
KSK: Jina! Make him sit please!
In the open doors a pair of purple glowing eyes appear and two hands with glowing blue jinx energy fire at Yusuke. Yusuke's legs are now covered with blue-jinxed energy in other words his legs are jinxed and he can't move them. The audience gasps and mumbles among themselves at the sight of Yusuke.
KSK: That everyone is what happens to anyone who pisses me off. Now as I promised the shout outs: my friends Helen Wong and phoenixangel who helped with some of my gundam research. Duo Maxwell, Trowa Barton, Wufei Chang, Quatre Winner and Heero Yuy from Gundam Wing. Kamiya Kaoru, Myojin Yahiko, Makimachi Misao, Sagara Sanosuke, Takani Megumi, Saito Hajime and last but not least Himura Kenshin from Rurouni Kenshin!
Yusuke rolled his eyes in disgust. KSK makes a death glare at Yusuke.
Yusuke: When is this over?
KSK spun around to slap him in the face. KSK turns to her audience smiling.
KSK: Sorry pest control problem.
The audience laughs at her little joke.
KSK: Now to continue the shout outs. ekifuuten, my other friend from mah school who I promised to help with her Rurouni Kenshin fic. My other cool friend from mah school is Jessica (I call her Turtle Gurl and don't ask me why) who is a total fan of Rurouni Kenshin (good resource for Rurouni Kenshin fics). Hiei and Kurama from Yu Yu Hakoshu. All the mechs from the Transformers series except Megatron cause he's not funny or cool. I hate not funny or cool people. Everyone from Medabots cept that really evil dude. And that's all the shout outs for this chapter. I'll do more in the next, game?
The audience cheers in approval. KSK tries to settle down the audience and signals a brown eyed woman with long blue hair (more bluer than Chibodee's, people) wearing a white silk shirt with cuffs loosely hanging from her wrists, long black silk pants, black high-heeled shoes and that head-set with the mic.
KSK: Now everyone here's our first constant. Spa!
Spa the announcer is now typing on the Internet unaware of KSK who is steaming with fury now.
KSK: SPA! Spa stops typing with her shoulders squeezed close to her neck. The audience starts laughing out loud like crazy as Spa slowly turns her head to KSK smiling weakly.
Spa: I'm dead, right?
KSK: No, our first constant is WAITING FOR THE DOORS TO OPEN SPA!!
Spa: Sorry!!
Spa quickly checks the security cams and looks like she about to laugh. She turns to KSK who is now confused.
Spa: Looks like the Frenchman or should I say French chicken is too scared to come out first.
The audience rolled with laughter. Marie Louise looked pretty pissed off real bad.
Spa: Oh well, too bad for the French chicken. Ladies and gentlemen, mechs and demons here's our first player. This 6'3" foot tall 20 year-old, Neo- American gundam fighter weighs about 191.4 pounds. It's Chibodee Crocket!!
The audience cheers as Chibodee runs on to the stage. KSK starts to inspect his jacket.
KSK: Where did you get this?
Chibodee: What?
KSK: Your jacket dummy.
Chibodee: My jacket? Uh. some store in the mall I guess.
KSK blinked her eyes at the thought of the fashion heaven (a.k.a. the mall.)
KSK: The mall?
Chibodee: Think so.
KSK: The mall. It's from a store in the mall right?
Chibodee: Yeah.
KSK looks up and a light shines on her. There's singing chorus singin' Halleluiah. KSK shakes her head and pulls out her handy dandy Mall Fashion Magazine. She starts flipping though the pages and finds the jacket at some well-known stores.
KSK: Okay which store was it?
Chibodee: Uh.I don't remember.
Spa looks at KSK and shakes her head. Spa gets ready for the next constant. Spa: Ladies and gentlemen, mechs and demons here's our second player. This 5'11"foot tall 20 year-old, Neo-French gundam fighter who weighs about 165 pounds. It's George de Sand!
George runs on to the stage and stops to find KSK and Chibodee talking that damn jacket. He sighs and shrugs his shoulders. George walks behind them. Spa looks at the security screen on the TV.
KSK: You are sure that you got it from Target?
Chibodee: Yep.
KSK: Oy, Spa which is cheaper Club Banana or Target?
Spa looks from the Screen and towards KSK.
Spa: Club Banana. Believe me, I worked there for 4 full years in high school.
KSK: Club Banana it is. Can I try the jacket, Chibodee?
Chibodee takes off his jacket and hands it to KSK. KSK tries the jacket on but she falls down on to the cold hard floor. The audience starts laughing like hell now including Yusuke.
KSK: Ack! Too heavy! Gah! Can't breathe!
Chibodee: Whoa it can't be that heavy for ya!
George: I certainly agree with you.
KSK gets up from the floor smiling. She takes the jacket off and hands it to Chibodee. She was laughing at them cause of her little joke.
KSK: Oh my God Gundam, you guys actually fell for that act?
Chibodee & George: Yes.
KSK: Pity. Spa when is the last one going to come?
Spa looks from the screen and sighs. She shrugs her shoulders and looks back at the screen while KSK tries to settle the audience down from the joke she made. Spa readies her mic.
Spa: Ladies and gentlemen, mechs and demons, without further ado, here's our last player. This 4'4" foot tall 16 year-old, Neo-Chinese gundam fighter who weighs about 70.4 pounds. It's Sai Saici!
Sai runs to the stage but he trips over Yusuke's jinxed leg and falls flat on his face. Sai gets up embarrassed while Yusuke starts laughing at him. KSK once again shakes her head and goes to her trunk. Sai reaches where the other two fighters were.
KSK: Don't worry Sai, I'll get him. Now where did I put that thing?
KSK falls into her own trunk and she comes out of there smiling.
KSK: I found it!!!
KSK walks to Yusuke with a yellow foam bat in her hand. Yusuke tries to crawl away from KSK with his arms. KSK whacks poor Yusuke in the head with her yellow foam bat til he passes out.
Chibodee: Poor guy, getting hit in the head with that thing must be harsh.
Ultra Magnus: You guys have no idea how much that thing hurts.
Sai: You got hit by that thing?
Ultra Magnus: Yeah, but by a different person.
Chibodee: Harsh.
Yusuke finally passes out after getting hit by KSK's foam bat five hundred times in the head. KSK pants and walks to the fighters still holding her trusty foam bat.
KSK: This * pant * everyone * pant * is my * pant * Ultimate Foam Bat of Doom.
KSK faints but Chibodee catches her before she fell. Spa shrugs and walks toward the stage. She stood over KSK and over towered Chibodee by seven inches (the heels are 3" so guess how tall is Spa). Spa faced the audience with a shrug.
Spa: Well everyone looks like our hostess is out cold now. She okay folks, she's just tired after whacking that annoying pest over there five hundred times. She'll be back in the next chapter, I hope. Hey Chibodee you okay with her on ya?
Chibodee: Uh.yeah. I'll carry her.
Spa: You sure, dude? Cause she's heavy.
Chibodee: I'm okay.
Chibodee lifts KSK up and walks to the backstage stumbling over Yusuke's legs a bit.
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A/N: How did you like it? Did I suck or I'm okay? Send in any game suggestions and yes it is okay to make up your own as long as you put the rules in with it! You can be in this fic if you wish but you got to tell me what you look like and how are you like plus a very good reason why I should stick you in here too. Wait for the next chapter: Let the Games Begin!