KSK: Okay I suck at this, really.
Sai: Why?
George: Only two reviews?
Chibodee: No wonder you suck.
KSK: I found out why. In the end of this chapter I'll tell. I do not own the audience or the contestants.
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Spa: Ladies and gentlemen, demons and mechs welcome back to Blind Date! Here's your hostess/ authoress: Keep the Secret Keys!
The audience applauses while KSK runs out to the stage wearing a true blue three quarter sleeve tee with asymmetrical neckline and banded bottom (in other words a true blue flashdance tee), black cotton pants, black sneakers, a jacket that looks exactly like Chibodee's cept it's darker and it has a huge Club Banana logo on the back and a head set.
KSK: Welcome back people! Let me continue the shout outs. Sam, Clover and Alex from Totally Spies. Kim Possible, Shego and Adrena-Lynn from Kim Possible. Sai Saici, Allenby Beardsley, Rain Mikamura and Chibodee Crocket from G-Gundam. My reviewers. I'll do more in the next chapter, okay?
Chibodee, George and Sai are now clapping with the audience as KSK bows down. KSK grabs a request card from Spa and reads it. KSK grins evilly after she read it.
KSK: Okay before we play the Game Olympics, I have a request from Duel Mistress K. Marie, George would you two kindly sit in those two chairs?
Marie comes down from the audience area and sits in one of the two seats next to George. George sort of, well blush. KSK grabs Chibodee by the wrist and drags him over to her trunk. KSK gives Chibodee a golf club and whispers something in his ear. Chibodee grins the widest grin after he heard everything. KSK walks behind the two French people with a frying pan in her hand. The chairs popped arms, legs and waist restraints around the poor French.
KSK: I salute you Duel Mistress K. In your honor, I will whack both of these two French people till I pass out with my Ultimate Frying Pan of Doom! When I pass out, Chibodee will take over from here with my Ultimate Golf Club of Doom!
Sai: KSK, you're mean.
KSK: It's a request, I have no choice Sai. It is Author's Honor.
KSK looks at George with a wide grin, so wide that you can swear that it reach from ear to ear. KSK raises her Ultimate Frying Pan of Doom above his head.
KSK: I've been waiting for this day George, any last words Frenchman?
George: Could you at least wait a little longer?
KSK: Monsieur Désolé George.
Sai & Chibodee: Wha?
Spa spun in her chair and fell down. Spa popped her head under her desk.
Spa: She said "Sorry Mister George" in French.
Sai: I didn't know she could speak French.
Spa: Not really. It's only to taunt him.
Chibodee: Oh.
Spa sighs as she gets up from the floor and dusts her self off. Spa climbs back into her chair. KSK is now trying beat the lights out of both Marie and George. Marie is screaming like hell and KSK had to stop to cover her ears. Everyone else had to cover their ears except poor George because of his arm restraints. Yusuke woke up just to cover his ears. Spa fell down her chair again.
KSK: Ugh! Put a cork in it!
KSK fishes a large cork and a bright red handkerchief out of her trunk. KSK shoved the cork into Marie's mouth, covered and tied it with the hankie behind Marie's head. KSK sighs and continues her frying pan whacking fury. Yusuke rubbed his eyes and yawns. Spa gets in her chair and watches KSK whack the poor French people. Finally KSK passes out, Spa gets up and stretched her arm towards KSK. KSK floats a few inches above ground and hovers towards Spa. Spa faints as Chibodee jumps behind the French and starts whacking them in the head.
Sai: Hey bro, I think that's enough whacking for one day.
Chibodee: Aw nuts. I wanted to hit Frenchie.
Doors in the center of the stage opens and Allenby runs out to the stage with a headset on. Allenby waves at the audience happily.
Chibodee & Sai: Allenby?
Allenby: Hi you guys. Where are George and Marie? I need to warn them about KSK and Duel Mistress K's request!
Sai: Uh.you are a little bit too late Allenby.
Allenby: I am? Oh no!
Chibodee: They are in those chairs.
Allenby looks to where Chibodee is pointing with the golf club. Allenby looks around the stage.
Allenby: Damn traffic! Okay, then where's KSK?
Sai: Over there, with Spa.
Allenby looks at Spa's desk and KSK. Allenby scratches her head.
Allenby: What happened?
Yusuke: KSK passed out after whacking the French and Spa fainted after KSK kinda hovered towards her.
Allenby: Spa used her telekinesis on KSK?
Sai: Whoa, you're saying that Spa is psychic?
Allenby: Yeah. Spa is a teleporter, telepathic, telekinetic and she can levitate.
Chibodee: Cool.
Allenby: Looks like I'm your temporarily hostess for now. Rain, if you are out there right now you better run cause Scarlet Rose's request has to do something with you. Right now we have to wake up George.
Rain dashes towards the exit with Domon not far behind her. Allenby grabs a glass of water from Spa's desk and splashes the water on George. George wakes up and tries to break free of the restraints on him. He looks to Marie.
George: Mlle Marie Louise se réveillent, satisfont répondent.
Allenby: What did he say? I don't speak French!
A cyborg girl stands up from her seat. The cyborg girl had short blond hair, bright green eyes, a red hair band, a red jumpsuit with black knee high boots and a long yellow scarf tied around her neck.
Cyborg 003: I'm French!
Allenby: Come down here then!
003 made her way down to the stage. George kept speaking French to Marie as 003 came down. 003 finally came down to the stage after she tripped over Yusuke. Allenby gave 003 a headset. 003 put the headset on her hair band.
Allenby: Okay now what did he say?
003: He said, "Miss Marie Louise wake up, please respond." in French.
Allenby: What's your name?
003: My name is Francoise Arnoul but you can call me 003.
Allenby: 003 could you stay for now just in case George starts speaking French again?
003: I'll be happy to.
Allenby: Great! Uh.why don't you sit somewhere on stage okay?
003: All right.
003 sits in a chair near Spa's desk and KSK wakes up. Spa recovers from her telekinesis show. KSK and Spa notice 003 and shakes her hand. KSK walks to where Allenby is. Allenby tries to pry open the restraints with no luck. KSK takes a key out of her pocket and opens all of the restraints.
KSK: Let's get on with the show now. Let's play um.Allenby why don't you pick.
Allenby: How bout the True, False, or Slime Game?
KSK: I was hoping you pick that. Gentlemen please sit in those seats.
Chibodee and Sai walk to the three seats. Chibodee sits in the right one and Sai sits in the left one. George on the other hand wouldn't budge no matter how hard Allenby and KSK push him. Chibodee tosses the golf club into the trunk
Spa: May I assist?
KSK: Yeah. Like Maintenant!
003: Now.
Spa uses her telekinetic to force George to the seat. Before he reached the seat, Spa fainted again. George smiles at himself, which made Allenby and KSK mad.
KSK: J'ai un plan!
George: Uh OH!
Allenby: Wha?
003: She has a plan.
KSK: Allenby, I hit, you push, okay?
Allenby: Sounds good to me.
KSK unties Marie's cork and takes the red hankie with her. KSK and Allenby walk up to George. KSK wraps the hankie around her right hand making it completely covered. KSK looks like she's wearing a boxing glove.
KSK: You've got till the count of ten to sit in the seat. Allenby count please.
Allenby: One.Two.Three.Four.
George: Qu'allez-vous faire à moi si je ne m'assieds pas?
003: What are you going to do to me if I don't sit.
KSK: Je vous poinçonnerai!
Allenby: Five.six.seven.eight.
003: I'll punch you.
George: Est-ce que c'est ainsi?
003: Is that so.
Allenby: nine.ten!
KSK: Alright, you asked for it.
KSK swung a punch at George but she hit Allenby in the stomach instead. George starts laughing at KSK. KSK shot a death glare at George as she squatted next to Allenby.
KSK: You okay Allenby?
Allenby: Owie
KSK: Stop laughing Frenchman. Chibodee taught me that!
George: Ce bouffon?
003: That buffoon.
Chibodee: Alright that's it. No more Mr. Nice Chibodee!
KSK: Hold it Chibodee! He's mine to knock out!
Chibodee: Aw come on KSK, one punch?
KSK: No!
KSK and Allenby get up from the ground and advances slowly towards George. Marie wakes up and turns around to see the two hostesses walking slowly towards George. Chibodee crosses his arms and sits down angrily.
KSK: This is for DMK, Allenby and Chibodee!
KSK swung another punch at George and this time she hit his groin. If you don't know what a groin is then, reword it as: she hit his balls.
George: Merde!
Marie: George, how dare you!
003: I'm not translating that.
Allenby pushes George towards his seat in the middle and George falls into the seat. KSK takes the hankie off and throws it in the washing machine on stage. KSK grabs a remote control from her coat pocket. She pushes the red button and some glass panels slid on the sides of each dude and the front and back of them too. On the right arm of the chairs a green button pops up, on the opposite side a red button comes up. KSK switches remotes with a three-button remote.
Allenby: You know I think George just cursed.
KSK: I know a swear word when I hear it.
Sai: What did he say? What did he say? What did he say? What did he say?
003: Fine I'll translate it he said "shit".
Chibodee: Whoa! Hey Frechie congrats to ya!
George: Quiet you.
Chibodee: Oh yeah? Make me.
George: I'll be happy to.
Allenby: You guys, we're not playing War.
George glares at Chibodee but KSK shot a "Don't Think About It" glare at George.
Allenby: Okay everyone this is how the game works, this is a true or false game, if you get one wrong you get slimed, there will be some questions from the audience. Every question has to have a correct answer and a wrong answer, plus you must include which is which.
KSK: Okay for the next chapter there can only be a limit of twenty questions for the game. Look, I know that sucks but I want this fic to be over with okay? Get the music if you please.
Spa slides a music disc that had the Courage the Cowardly Dog music on it. I think you guys know the one. Allenby and KSK pull out the cards and did roshambo. Allenby won, KSK just shrugs and pulls two chairs for both of them.
Allenby: Okay you guys, first of all the questions are going to get harder every time okay? You guys ready?
Chibodee: Yeah.
George: Yes
Sai: Bring it on.
KSK: Whoa, confident today aren't ya?
Sai: Yep.
Allenby: Domon received the Burning Gundam during the battle with Asia. True or False?
All three gundam fighters picked pushed the green button. Allenby sits on her chair and KSK stands up with her cards.
Chibodee: This is too easy.
KSK: Hey, don't count your chickens before they hatch, Chibo.
Sai: Chibo?
Chibodee: That's KSK's nickname for me. Got a problem with that?
George: Not at all.
Chibodee: Good.
KSK: The girls at the retreat walked on my back as a back massage. True or False?
George: This is hard.
George and Chibodee pushed the red button but Sai pushed the green one. KSK smirks and shakes her head. Marie returns to her seat in the audience.
KSK: Hey, looks like Sai is trying to outsmart you guys.
Yusuke: This is getting weird.
Marie: You don't say.
003: I'm wondering, who is going to get slimed?
KSK pushes two buttons and both George and Chibodee got slimed with the green ooze. Sai starts laughing at the two unfortunates.
Chibodee: Gross.
George: I have to agree with you.
KSK: As I promised I would tell you people why this fic sucked I had this fic anti-anonymous. Damn it and I had to slime Chibo.
KSK uses a remote to remove the glass panels. The contestants walked out.
KSK: Alright you guys, two-hour shower break.
The gundam fighters walked to the backstage. Allenby and KSK walked to the center doors as the lights slowly turn down.
Spa: Everyone please stand by for the next chapter Slime Time.
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KSK: Review please! I'm getting desperate here people! Must have game questions and game suggestions please!
Sai: Why?
George: Only two reviews?
Chibodee: No wonder you suck.
KSK: I found out why. In the end of this chapter I'll tell. I do not own the audience or the contestants.
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Spa: Ladies and gentlemen, demons and mechs welcome back to Blind Date! Here's your hostess/ authoress: Keep the Secret Keys!
The audience applauses while KSK runs out to the stage wearing a true blue three quarter sleeve tee with asymmetrical neckline and banded bottom (in other words a true blue flashdance tee), black cotton pants, black sneakers, a jacket that looks exactly like Chibodee's cept it's darker and it has a huge Club Banana logo on the back and a head set.
KSK: Welcome back people! Let me continue the shout outs. Sam, Clover and Alex from Totally Spies. Kim Possible, Shego and Adrena-Lynn from Kim Possible. Sai Saici, Allenby Beardsley, Rain Mikamura and Chibodee Crocket from G-Gundam. My reviewers. I'll do more in the next chapter, okay?
Chibodee, George and Sai are now clapping with the audience as KSK bows down. KSK grabs a request card from Spa and reads it. KSK grins evilly after she read it.
KSK: Okay before we play the Game Olympics, I have a request from Duel Mistress K. Marie, George would you two kindly sit in those two chairs?
Marie comes down from the audience area and sits in one of the two seats next to George. George sort of, well blush. KSK grabs Chibodee by the wrist and drags him over to her trunk. KSK gives Chibodee a golf club and whispers something in his ear. Chibodee grins the widest grin after he heard everything. KSK walks behind the two French people with a frying pan in her hand. The chairs popped arms, legs and waist restraints around the poor French.
KSK: I salute you Duel Mistress K. In your honor, I will whack both of these two French people till I pass out with my Ultimate Frying Pan of Doom! When I pass out, Chibodee will take over from here with my Ultimate Golf Club of Doom!
Sai: KSK, you're mean.
KSK: It's a request, I have no choice Sai. It is Author's Honor.
KSK looks at George with a wide grin, so wide that you can swear that it reach from ear to ear. KSK raises her Ultimate Frying Pan of Doom above his head.
KSK: I've been waiting for this day George, any last words Frenchman?
George: Could you at least wait a little longer?
KSK: Monsieur Désolé George.
Sai & Chibodee: Wha?
Spa spun in her chair and fell down. Spa popped her head under her desk.
Spa: She said "Sorry Mister George" in French.
Sai: I didn't know she could speak French.
Spa: Not really. It's only to taunt him.
Chibodee: Oh.
Spa sighs as she gets up from the floor and dusts her self off. Spa climbs back into her chair. KSK is now trying beat the lights out of both Marie and George. Marie is screaming like hell and KSK had to stop to cover her ears. Everyone else had to cover their ears except poor George because of his arm restraints. Yusuke woke up just to cover his ears. Spa fell down her chair again.
KSK: Ugh! Put a cork in it!
KSK fishes a large cork and a bright red handkerchief out of her trunk. KSK shoved the cork into Marie's mouth, covered and tied it with the hankie behind Marie's head. KSK sighs and continues her frying pan whacking fury. Yusuke rubbed his eyes and yawns. Spa gets in her chair and watches KSK whack the poor French people. Finally KSK passes out, Spa gets up and stretched her arm towards KSK. KSK floats a few inches above ground and hovers towards Spa. Spa faints as Chibodee jumps behind the French and starts whacking them in the head.
Sai: Hey bro, I think that's enough whacking for one day.
Chibodee: Aw nuts. I wanted to hit Frenchie.
Doors in the center of the stage opens and Allenby runs out to the stage with a headset on. Allenby waves at the audience happily.
Chibodee & Sai: Allenby?
Allenby: Hi you guys. Where are George and Marie? I need to warn them about KSK and Duel Mistress K's request!
Sai: Uh.you are a little bit too late Allenby.
Allenby: I am? Oh no!
Chibodee: They are in those chairs.
Allenby looks to where Chibodee is pointing with the golf club. Allenby looks around the stage.
Allenby: Damn traffic! Okay, then where's KSK?
Sai: Over there, with Spa.
Allenby looks at Spa's desk and KSK. Allenby scratches her head.
Allenby: What happened?
Yusuke: KSK passed out after whacking the French and Spa fainted after KSK kinda hovered towards her.
Allenby: Spa used her telekinesis on KSK?
Sai: Whoa, you're saying that Spa is psychic?
Allenby: Yeah. Spa is a teleporter, telepathic, telekinetic and she can levitate.
Chibodee: Cool.
Allenby: Looks like I'm your temporarily hostess for now. Rain, if you are out there right now you better run cause Scarlet Rose's request has to do something with you. Right now we have to wake up George.
Rain dashes towards the exit with Domon not far behind her. Allenby grabs a glass of water from Spa's desk and splashes the water on George. George wakes up and tries to break free of the restraints on him. He looks to Marie.
George: Mlle Marie Louise se réveillent, satisfont répondent.
Allenby: What did he say? I don't speak French!
A cyborg girl stands up from her seat. The cyborg girl had short blond hair, bright green eyes, a red hair band, a red jumpsuit with black knee high boots and a long yellow scarf tied around her neck.
Cyborg 003: I'm French!
Allenby: Come down here then!
003 made her way down to the stage. George kept speaking French to Marie as 003 came down. 003 finally came down to the stage after she tripped over Yusuke. Allenby gave 003 a headset. 003 put the headset on her hair band.
Allenby: Okay now what did he say?
003: He said, "Miss Marie Louise wake up, please respond." in French.
Allenby: What's your name?
003: My name is Francoise Arnoul but you can call me 003.
Allenby: 003 could you stay for now just in case George starts speaking French again?
003: I'll be happy to.
Allenby: Great! Uh.why don't you sit somewhere on stage okay?
003: All right.
003 sits in a chair near Spa's desk and KSK wakes up. Spa recovers from her telekinesis show. KSK and Spa notice 003 and shakes her hand. KSK walks to where Allenby is. Allenby tries to pry open the restraints with no luck. KSK takes a key out of her pocket and opens all of the restraints.
KSK: Let's get on with the show now. Let's play um.Allenby why don't you pick.
Allenby: How bout the True, False, or Slime Game?
KSK: I was hoping you pick that. Gentlemen please sit in those seats.
Chibodee and Sai walk to the three seats. Chibodee sits in the right one and Sai sits in the left one. George on the other hand wouldn't budge no matter how hard Allenby and KSK push him. Chibodee tosses the golf club into the trunk
Spa: May I assist?
KSK: Yeah. Like Maintenant!
003: Now.
Spa uses her telekinetic to force George to the seat. Before he reached the seat, Spa fainted again. George smiles at himself, which made Allenby and KSK mad.
KSK: J'ai un plan!
George: Uh OH!
Allenby: Wha?
003: She has a plan.
KSK: Allenby, I hit, you push, okay?
Allenby: Sounds good to me.
KSK unties Marie's cork and takes the red hankie with her. KSK and Allenby walk up to George. KSK wraps the hankie around her right hand making it completely covered. KSK looks like she's wearing a boxing glove.
KSK: You've got till the count of ten to sit in the seat. Allenby count please.
Allenby: One.Two.Three.Four.
George: Qu'allez-vous faire à moi si je ne m'assieds pas?
003: What are you going to do to me if I don't sit.
KSK: Je vous poinçonnerai!
Allenby: Five.six.seven.eight.
003: I'll punch you.
George: Est-ce que c'est ainsi?
003: Is that so.
Allenby: nine.ten!
KSK: Alright, you asked for it.
KSK swung a punch at George but she hit Allenby in the stomach instead. George starts laughing at KSK. KSK shot a death glare at George as she squatted next to Allenby.
KSK: You okay Allenby?
Allenby: Owie
KSK: Stop laughing Frenchman. Chibodee taught me that!
George: Ce bouffon?
003: That buffoon.
Chibodee: Alright that's it. No more Mr. Nice Chibodee!
KSK: Hold it Chibodee! He's mine to knock out!
Chibodee: Aw come on KSK, one punch?
KSK: No!
KSK and Allenby get up from the ground and advances slowly towards George. Marie wakes up and turns around to see the two hostesses walking slowly towards George. Chibodee crosses his arms and sits down angrily.
KSK: This is for DMK, Allenby and Chibodee!
KSK swung another punch at George and this time she hit his groin. If you don't know what a groin is then, reword it as: she hit his balls.
George: Merde!
Marie: George, how dare you!
003: I'm not translating that.
Allenby pushes George towards his seat in the middle and George falls into the seat. KSK takes the hankie off and throws it in the washing machine on stage. KSK grabs a remote control from her coat pocket. She pushes the red button and some glass panels slid on the sides of each dude and the front and back of them too. On the right arm of the chairs a green button pops up, on the opposite side a red button comes up. KSK switches remotes with a three-button remote.
Allenby: You know I think George just cursed.
KSK: I know a swear word when I hear it.
Sai: What did he say? What did he say? What did he say? What did he say?
003: Fine I'll translate it he said "shit".
Chibodee: Whoa! Hey Frechie congrats to ya!
George: Quiet you.
Chibodee: Oh yeah? Make me.
George: I'll be happy to.
Allenby: You guys, we're not playing War.
George glares at Chibodee but KSK shot a "Don't Think About It" glare at George.
Allenby: Okay everyone this is how the game works, this is a true or false game, if you get one wrong you get slimed, there will be some questions from the audience. Every question has to have a correct answer and a wrong answer, plus you must include which is which.
KSK: Okay for the next chapter there can only be a limit of twenty questions for the game. Look, I know that sucks but I want this fic to be over with okay? Get the music if you please.
Spa slides a music disc that had the Courage the Cowardly Dog music on it. I think you guys know the one. Allenby and KSK pull out the cards and did roshambo. Allenby won, KSK just shrugs and pulls two chairs for both of them.
Allenby: Okay you guys, first of all the questions are going to get harder every time okay? You guys ready?
Chibodee: Yeah.
George: Yes
Sai: Bring it on.
KSK: Whoa, confident today aren't ya?
Sai: Yep.
Allenby: Domon received the Burning Gundam during the battle with Asia. True or False?
All three gundam fighters picked pushed the green button. Allenby sits on her chair and KSK stands up with her cards.
Chibodee: This is too easy.
KSK: Hey, don't count your chickens before they hatch, Chibo.
Sai: Chibo?
Chibodee: That's KSK's nickname for me. Got a problem with that?
George: Not at all.
Chibodee: Good.
KSK: The girls at the retreat walked on my back as a back massage. True or False?
George: This is hard.
George and Chibodee pushed the red button but Sai pushed the green one. KSK smirks and shakes her head. Marie returns to her seat in the audience.
KSK: Hey, looks like Sai is trying to outsmart you guys.
Yusuke: This is getting weird.
Marie: You don't say.
003: I'm wondering, who is going to get slimed?
KSK pushes two buttons and both George and Chibodee got slimed with the green ooze. Sai starts laughing at the two unfortunates.
Chibodee: Gross.
George: I have to agree with you.
KSK: As I promised I would tell you people why this fic sucked I had this fic anti-anonymous. Damn it and I had to slime Chibo.
KSK uses a remote to remove the glass panels. The contestants walked out.
KSK: Alright you guys, two-hour shower break.
The gundam fighters walked to the backstage. Allenby and KSK walked to the center doors as the lights slowly turn down.
Spa: Everyone please stand by for the next chapter Slime Time.
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KSK: Review please! I'm getting desperate here people! Must have game questions and game suggestions please!