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George: It's been a great vacation from that mad little girl.
Everyone nods in agreement.
Sai: Too bad it was only for like three months.
Chibodee: I'm looking forward to my date. **rubs hands** Hope I get paired up with a hot chick.
Allenby: Maybe if you beat the other guys.
Allenby's cell phone rings, she takes out her hot pink cellphone.
Allenby: **In a Swedish accent** Hallo, tis is Allanby. Te Swedan Gunadan Fightar.
Guys: O.o
KSK: **On the phone** Allenby! Cut it out woman! Look, I need you to bonk Argo in the noggin. Oh crap, Ms. Oates spotted me, I need run the rest of this fuckin mile. Bye!!
Argo sneaks out the back door without anyone noticing. Allenby shakes her head and spins her finger by her ear.
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Spa: Welcome back to the Show people, here's our co-hostess, Allenby!!!
Everybody: Yeah!!
Kenshin: Wait, I'm concerned about Miss KSK, that I am.
Kurama: Yes, where is she?
Yusuke: Good riddance. She was about to beat the lights outta me from the last chapter.
Misao: Shaddup!!
Kenshin: Miss Misao!
Suddenly, KSK bursts through the doors wearing a red t-shirt, jeans and white skechers with a light blue backpack which looked full. KSK stands for a while and collapses to the ground.
Clover: Oh my god! KSK! Don't die yet!
Kenshin, Misao, Kaoru, Clover, Alex, Sam, Starfire, Raven, Jinx, Duo, Kurama, and Shun jumps down to the stage to KSK (talk about who cares). Allenby shakes KSK by the shoulders.
Sai: She's dead?
Kenshin sighs and smiles at the others.
Kenshin: She's tired, that she is.
The others breath easily now at the fact that she's alive. Chibodee walks over to KSK, removes her backpack and starts shaking her as the other people go back to their seats.
Allenby: She'll wake up sooner or later.
Sai: WAKE UP KSK!!!!
KSK: AAAAAAAH!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME WUFEI!!! GET AWAY FROM ME YUGI!! Kenshin runs back to KSK trying to snap her out of it.
KSK: AAAAH!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME GEORGE!!! YOU EVIL PEOPLE, JUST WAIT TILL I'M THROUGH WITH YOU EVIL PEOPLE!!!EEYYA!!
KSK, still in her nightmare whacks them with a metal frying pan. Spa counted how many times she hit Chibodee; Allenby tallied Sai and 003 counted Kenshin. KSK is running around the stage whackin' the poor guys. The audience either watched in horror or burst out laughing.
Kenshin: Oro! **clang**Ow! **clank**Miss KSK**swipe**It's me, Kenshin! **clunk**Ow. @.@
KSK: LIAR!!!!! YOU ARE GEORGE!!!
Sai: Ahhh! She's after me! Help! **whack**Ow! **clang** I'm not Wufei!!**smash**Owie. @.@
Chibodee: Help! **clunk** Hey! **smash** Watch it! **clank** Oof! **clang** Ow! **swipe**Help! **whack**Uuuuuuh. @.@
Kenshin finally regains consciousness and looked around him. Gohan jumps down to help Kenshin up on his feet.
Kenshin: Oro?
Gohan: You okay?
Kenshin: Yes.
Spa snaps her fingers with an idea. Gohan attempts to take KSK's frying pan away but get smashed by it.
Spa: Kenshin, subdue her I have a weapon that can stop her rampage, have Gohan help you.
Kenshin: I'll try, that I will. ^.^()
Gohan and Kenshin pounce on the still-in-nightmare-KSK. They both grabbed her by the arms and legs (Gohan is holding the legs and Kenshin's is at the arms trying not to get hit). Chibodee and Sai wakes up with bumps on their heads.
KSK: AAAAAAAH!!!!! NOT HIEI, ANYONE BUT HIEI!!!!!!! I'VE BEEN ATTACKED BY PERVERTED PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BBBBBAAAKKA!!!!!!!!!! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA!
Chibodee: Small girl, **BAKA!!**big lungs.
George: Yes, I **BAKA!!** agree.
Kenshin: Help me Miss Spa, she's**BAKA!!** trying to break **BAKA!!**loose, that she**BAKA!!** is.
Spa: Hold it**BAKA!!** man, now I know**BAKA!!** I put it somewhere. u_u
Spa finds her "weapon" which happens to be a Starbucks Frappuccuno (mocha). She opens it. The smell of the coffee got to KSK nose and woke her up.
KSK: Mmm, Starbucks. Huh? What happened? Hi Gohan, what's that bump on you head? Hi Kenshin, same question. Chibo, Sai what the hell happened to you guys? Put me down I'm not dead ya know.
Both Kenshin and Gohan drops her. KSK stands up and dusts her self off angrily. She looks at the frying pan.
KSK: Hey how the Deathsycthe Hell did this get in my hand?
Gohan and Kenshin retreats to their seats and Allenby escorts the G- Fighters to the seats they're suppose to be in.
KSK: I swear by Rayearth's fire that this is not my Ultimate Frying Pan of Doom or my Ultimate Burning Frying Pan of Doom.
Allenby: You're forgetting the shout outs girl. U_U
KSK: ORO!! Thank you! 'Kay here they are: Shun, Shiryu, and Hyoga from Knights of the Zodiac. Raven, Starfire, and Jinx from T-E-E-N-T-I-T-I-A-N- S! Hikaru, Umi, Fuu, Mokona, Guru Clef, Presea, Ferio, Ascot, Caldina, Rayearth, Celes, Windom and Eagle from Magic Knight Rayearth. Sakura, Li, Melin, Kero, Yue, Ruby, Spinel and the Clow cards from Cardcaptors. Captain Gundam **salutes**, Zero, Bakunetsumaru and the Zakus cause they're so cute and funny! I think that's it right?
Girl: Zero is a girl! ^0^
KSK: **gasps** I know that voice anywhere! Lauren! O.O
Zero: You know her?
KSK: Yes I do! She's in my second, third and fourth period classes.
Lauren: Yep! Zero is a girl!
Zero and KSK twitches trying to keep their anger down. KSK snaps at Spa mouthing the words "find it". Spa types on her internet sever and waits.
KSK: Lauren, **twitch**must I remind**twitch** you that Zero is not a girl? O.e
Lauren: Zero's a girl. ^_^
KSK: GGGGAH!!! BY CAPTION GUNDAM'S SOUL DRIVE, ZERO IS NOT A GIRL!!! O
Lauren runs out and she doesn't want to find out what's going to happen if she stayed in the studio. Meanwhile, KSK lost her voice after she yelled the hell out of Lauren and now writing on a piece of paper.
Zero: Thank you.
KSK:...-_-
Sai: Hey, you okay?
Spa: Oh no, she lost it.
George: Lost what?
003: Her voice. U.U
Allenby: Okay enough delay! Let's get slimed!
Okay I think you people know the drill. Allenby takes out two chairs, a stool, and a black magician's hat with strips of paper inside. Allenby randomly picks up a piece of paper.
Allenby: Let's see who is going to ask the question. Well what do you know, Zero!
Zero: Me?
Allenby: Yes you! Now spit it!
Zero: O.o
Shute: She meant ask the question.
Zero: Oh, I'm from the land of Ark. True or false?
Sai: Hey bros, have guys seen SD Gundam?
Both gundam fighters shook their heads. The gundam fighters had a thirty second timer on them so they had to think really fast.
George: Ark, now where have I heard that before?
Chibodee: Uuuuuh, true!
Sai: False!
George: It doesn't sound European so, false!
Allenby: Well?
Zero: False, I come from Lacroa.
KSK: U.U **scribbles: Poor Chibi**
Sai: Chibi? What happened to Chibo?
Chibodee shrugs his shoulders but he stopped 'cause a drop of slime fell on his left shoulder. He made a disgusted face at the sight of the green oozy slime on him.
Allenby: Hey! What's goin- Oops, we used too much on our last chapter so we need another tank, Argo!
Domon: What happened to Argo?
Spa: Uuuh, he left before the show even started.
KSK: **scribbles: Oops**
Allenby: Damn! Volunteers anybody?
Hotshot, Sideswipe and Jetfire: Oh, oh, me! Pick me! Pick me! MMMME!
Girls: O.O ()
003: Oh my.
Spa: 003 you choose cause you're a cybrog.
003: Well, let's see here. Um, how about that one?
003 points at Sideswipe and he comes down running towards the backstage happy. Finally, he comes out carrying a tank with a picture of a fish on the side of it. He takes the empty tank and put the other tank on the slime dropper. Allenby pushes the button for Chibodee's cube but, instead of slime, flaky stuff fell on Chibodee.
Chibodee: What the fuck is this?
Sam: Watch your mouth, Chickadee!
Sai: Chickadee? Sam called Chibodee, Chickadee? Ha ha! ^o^
Chibodee: Grrrrrrr. Must. Kill. Sai. Saici. Now.
KSK: **Scribbles: Don't Ya Dare!**
Sam: Sorry my bad. Anyway what's that stuff on him?
003: That looks like orange tissue papers.
Spa: **stares** Wait a min- OH MY GOD! THAT'S FISH FOOD!!
Everybody looks at Chibodee; George pinched his nose in disgust. Obviously, he got a whiff of the fishy smell from Chibodee. Everybody was laughing at him, even Raven (lucky that her powers didn't blow everything off). Chibodee glared at Sideswipe and started swearing under his breath. KSK rolled her eyes and pointed at Jetfire and then to the tank. Jetfire got up and grabbed the fish food tank and went backstage.
Allenby: Let's go on shall we?
Allenby took another piece of paper out of the hat and Jetfire came back with the slime tank and stuck it on the slime dropper. Allenby slimed Chibodee with our green slime.
Allenby: Raven!
Raven blinked and pointed at herself. Allenby nodded at her.
Raven: Let's see, a question. True or false, no one has entered my room, except me.
Sai: Oh, it's true!
George: False.
Chibodee: False, I've seen the episode.
Raven: Crap. It's false, wish it was true though.
Allenby slimes Sai and Chibodee and sticks her hand in the hat.
Chibodee: What!
Allenby: Bakura!
Bakura: True or false, my favorite card is the Stone Soldier.
Chibodee: True.
George: ....True.
Sai: Bros, it's false.
Allenby and KSK nods but, the buzzer rings.
KSK: **scribbles: Stay tuned for Halloween Party.**
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Spa: Well, that sucked like hell.
Sai: Yeah and that wasn't even close to 20.
Chibodee: **in the back** How the hell do I get this fucking fish food shit off?
KSK: **Thinks: Oh Dragon Gundam, help us.**
George: It's been a great vacation from that mad little girl.
Everyone nods in agreement.
Sai: Too bad it was only for like three months.
Chibodee: I'm looking forward to my date. **rubs hands** Hope I get paired up with a hot chick.
Allenby: Maybe if you beat the other guys.
Allenby's cell phone rings, she takes out her hot pink cellphone.
Allenby: **In a Swedish accent** Hallo, tis is Allanby. Te Swedan Gunadan Fightar.
Guys: O.o
KSK: **On the phone** Allenby! Cut it out woman! Look, I need you to bonk Argo in the noggin. Oh crap, Ms. Oates spotted me, I need run the rest of this fuckin mile. Bye!!
Argo sneaks out the back door without anyone noticing. Allenby shakes her head and spins her finger by her ear.
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Spa: Welcome back to the Show people, here's our co-hostess, Allenby!!!
Everybody: Yeah!!
Kenshin: Wait, I'm concerned about Miss KSK, that I am.
Kurama: Yes, where is she?
Yusuke: Good riddance. She was about to beat the lights outta me from the last chapter.
Misao: Shaddup!!
Kenshin: Miss Misao!
Suddenly, KSK bursts through the doors wearing a red t-shirt, jeans and white skechers with a light blue backpack which looked full. KSK stands for a while and collapses to the ground.
Clover: Oh my god! KSK! Don't die yet!
Kenshin, Misao, Kaoru, Clover, Alex, Sam, Starfire, Raven, Jinx, Duo, Kurama, and Shun jumps down to the stage to KSK (talk about who cares). Allenby shakes KSK by the shoulders.
Sai: She's dead?
Kenshin sighs and smiles at the others.
Kenshin: She's tired, that she is.
The others breath easily now at the fact that she's alive. Chibodee walks over to KSK, removes her backpack and starts shaking her as the other people go back to their seats.
Allenby: She'll wake up sooner or later.
Sai: WAKE UP KSK!!!!
KSK: AAAAAAAH!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME WUFEI!!! GET AWAY FROM ME YUGI!! Kenshin runs back to KSK trying to snap her out of it.
KSK: AAAAH!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME GEORGE!!! YOU EVIL PEOPLE, JUST WAIT TILL I'M THROUGH WITH YOU EVIL PEOPLE!!!EEYYA!!
KSK, still in her nightmare whacks them with a metal frying pan. Spa counted how many times she hit Chibodee; Allenby tallied Sai and 003 counted Kenshin. KSK is running around the stage whackin' the poor guys. The audience either watched in horror or burst out laughing.
Kenshin: Oro! **clang**Ow! **clank**Miss KSK**swipe**It's me, Kenshin! **clunk**Ow. @.@
KSK: LIAR!!!!! YOU ARE GEORGE!!!
Sai: Ahhh! She's after me! Help! **whack**Ow! **clang** I'm not Wufei!!**smash**Owie. @.@
Chibodee: Help! **clunk** Hey! **smash** Watch it! **clank** Oof! **clang** Ow! **swipe**Help! **whack**Uuuuuuh. @.@
Kenshin finally regains consciousness and looked around him. Gohan jumps down to help Kenshin up on his feet.
Kenshin: Oro?
Gohan: You okay?
Kenshin: Yes.
Spa snaps her fingers with an idea. Gohan attempts to take KSK's frying pan away but get smashed by it.
Spa: Kenshin, subdue her I have a weapon that can stop her rampage, have Gohan help you.
Kenshin: I'll try, that I will. ^.^()
Gohan and Kenshin pounce on the still-in-nightmare-KSK. They both grabbed her by the arms and legs (Gohan is holding the legs and Kenshin's is at the arms trying not to get hit). Chibodee and Sai wakes up with bumps on their heads.
KSK: AAAAAAAH!!!!! NOT HIEI, ANYONE BUT HIEI!!!!!!! I'VE BEEN ATTACKED BY PERVERTED PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BBBBBAAAKKA!!!!!!!!!! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA!
Chibodee: Small girl, **BAKA!!**big lungs.
George: Yes, I **BAKA!!** agree.
Kenshin: Help me Miss Spa, she's**BAKA!!** trying to break **BAKA!!**loose, that she**BAKA!!** is.
Spa: Hold it**BAKA!!** man, now I know**BAKA!!** I put it somewhere. u_u
Spa finds her "weapon" which happens to be a Starbucks Frappuccuno (mocha). She opens it. The smell of the coffee got to KSK nose and woke her up.
KSK: Mmm, Starbucks. Huh? What happened? Hi Gohan, what's that bump on you head? Hi Kenshin, same question. Chibo, Sai what the hell happened to you guys? Put me down I'm not dead ya know.
Both Kenshin and Gohan drops her. KSK stands up and dusts her self off angrily. She looks at the frying pan.
KSK: Hey how the Deathsycthe Hell did this get in my hand?
Gohan and Kenshin retreats to their seats and Allenby escorts the G- Fighters to the seats they're suppose to be in.
KSK: I swear by Rayearth's fire that this is not my Ultimate Frying Pan of Doom or my Ultimate Burning Frying Pan of Doom.
Allenby: You're forgetting the shout outs girl. U_U
KSK: ORO!! Thank you! 'Kay here they are: Shun, Shiryu, and Hyoga from Knights of the Zodiac. Raven, Starfire, and Jinx from T-E-E-N-T-I-T-I-A-N- S! Hikaru, Umi, Fuu, Mokona, Guru Clef, Presea, Ferio, Ascot, Caldina, Rayearth, Celes, Windom and Eagle from Magic Knight Rayearth. Sakura, Li, Melin, Kero, Yue, Ruby, Spinel and the Clow cards from Cardcaptors. Captain Gundam **salutes**, Zero, Bakunetsumaru and the Zakus cause they're so cute and funny! I think that's it right?
Girl: Zero is a girl! ^0^
KSK: **gasps** I know that voice anywhere! Lauren! O.O
Zero: You know her?
KSK: Yes I do! She's in my second, third and fourth period classes.
Lauren: Yep! Zero is a girl!
Zero and KSK twitches trying to keep their anger down. KSK snaps at Spa mouthing the words "find it". Spa types on her internet sever and waits.
KSK: Lauren, **twitch**must I remind**twitch** you that Zero is not a girl? O.e
Lauren: Zero's a girl. ^_^
KSK: GGGGAH!!! BY CAPTION GUNDAM'S SOUL DRIVE, ZERO IS NOT A GIRL!!! O
Lauren runs out and she doesn't want to find out what's going to happen if she stayed in the studio. Meanwhile, KSK lost her voice after she yelled the hell out of Lauren and now writing on a piece of paper.
Zero: Thank you.
KSK:...-_-
Sai: Hey, you okay?
Spa: Oh no, she lost it.
George: Lost what?
003: Her voice. U.U
Allenby: Okay enough delay! Let's get slimed!
Okay I think you people know the drill. Allenby takes out two chairs, a stool, and a black magician's hat with strips of paper inside. Allenby randomly picks up a piece of paper.
Allenby: Let's see who is going to ask the question. Well what do you know, Zero!
Zero: Me?
Allenby: Yes you! Now spit it!
Zero: O.o
Shute: She meant ask the question.
Zero: Oh, I'm from the land of Ark. True or false?
Sai: Hey bros, have guys seen SD Gundam?
Both gundam fighters shook their heads. The gundam fighters had a thirty second timer on them so they had to think really fast.
George: Ark, now where have I heard that before?
Chibodee: Uuuuuh, true!
Sai: False!
George: It doesn't sound European so, false!
Allenby: Well?
Zero: False, I come from Lacroa.
KSK: U.U **scribbles: Poor Chibi**
Sai: Chibi? What happened to Chibo?
Chibodee shrugs his shoulders but he stopped 'cause a drop of slime fell on his left shoulder. He made a disgusted face at the sight of the green oozy slime on him.
Allenby: Hey! What's goin- Oops, we used too much on our last chapter so we need another tank, Argo!
Domon: What happened to Argo?
Spa: Uuuh, he left before the show even started.
KSK: **scribbles: Oops**
Allenby: Damn! Volunteers anybody?
Hotshot, Sideswipe and Jetfire: Oh, oh, me! Pick me! Pick me! MMMME!
Girls: O.O ()
003: Oh my.
Spa: 003 you choose cause you're a cybrog.
003: Well, let's see here. Um, how about that one?
003 points at Sideswipe and he comes down running towards the backstage happy. Finally, he comes out carrying a tank with a picture of a fish on the side of it. He takes the empty tank and put the other tank on the slime dropper. Allenby pushes the button for Chibodee's cube but, instead of slime, flaky stuff fell on Chibodee.
Chibodee: What the fuck is this?
Sam: Watch your mouth, Chickadee!
Sai: Chickadee? Sam called Chibodee, Chickadee? Ha ha! ^o^
Chibodee: Grrrrrrr. Must. Kill. Sai. Saici. Now.
KSK: **Scribbles: Don't Ya Dare!**
Sam: Sorry my bad. Anyway what's that stuff on him?
003: That looks like orange tissue papers.
Spa: **stares** Wait a min- OH MY GOD! THAT'S FISH FOOD!!
Everybody looks at Chibodee; George pinched his nose in disgust. Obviously, he got a whiff of the fishy smell from Chibodee. Everybody was laughing at him, even Raven (lucky that her powers didn't blow everything off). Chibodee glared at Sideswipe and started swearing under his breath. KSK rolled her eyes and pointed at Jetfire and then to the tank. Jetfire got up and grabbed the fish food tank and went backstage.
Allenby: Let's go on shall we?
Allenby took another piece of paper out of the hat and Jetfire came back with the slime tank and stuck it on the slime dropper. Allenby slimed Chibodee with our green slime.
Allenby: Raven!
Raven blinked and pointed at herself. Allenby nodded at her.
Raven: Let's see, a question. True or false, no one has entered my room, except me.
Sai: Oh, it's true!
George: False.
Chibodee: False, I've seen the episode.
Raven: Crap. It's false, wish it was true though.
Allenby slimes Sai and Chibodee and sticks her hand in the hat.
Chibodee: What!
Allenby: Bakura!
Bakura: True or false, my favorite card is the Stone Soldier.
Chibodee: True.
George: ....True.
Sai: Bros, it's false.
Allenby and KSK nods but, the buzzer rings.
KSK: **scribbles: Stay tuned for Halloween Party.**
~~~~End of chapter~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Spa: Well, that sucked like hell.
Sai: Yeah and that wasn't even close to 20.
Chibodee: **in the back** How the hell do I get this fucking fish food shit off?
KSK: **Thinks: Oh Dragon Gundam, help us.**