KSK: Sup…been a long time hasn't it? Oh yeah this is suppose to be a very random and confusing ficcie.
Disclaimer: I only own me, Spa, OCs, the fanfic and the randomness. Capche?
Spa: Welcome back to Blind Dates! Here's KSK!!
KSK runs out in a green camo outfit and a paintball gun.
KSK: No body say anything! hides behind Kurama's seat Don't say anything…
Allenby comes in with a blue camo outfit and a loaded paintball gun.
Allenby: Where's the Greenie? aims at people with green shirts
KSK: EAT THIS BLUE!! fires the paintball gun at Allenby DIE!!!
Allenby: AGH!
KSK: I win! The Greens win!!
Unknown: Not so fast Greenie!
KSK: No…it can't be…RED!!
Sango: Yup! fires her paintball gun Die greenie!
KSK fires her paintballs at Sango.
The cast from Saint Seiya comes in trying to get a seat.
KSK: Goddamnit!! Why are you guys so freakin' late??
Saori: Traffic.
Allenby: gets up Ah, I feel your pain.
Seiya: So, where's this KSK?
KSK: Seiya, you know what? You're stupider than I thought you were.
Seiya: WHAT?!
KSK: Shaddup. Okay, shout outs!! Edward, Al and Psiren from Full Metal Alchemist, all the bishies from Saint Seiya and Jason from Freddie Vs. Jason!! Woot! Go Jason!
RV: What? Jason? I am more feared!!
KSK: AH!! BY SAGA'S NAME, IT'S HIM!!!
Saga: Who?
Spa: screams FREDDIE KOUGER!!! RUN FOR YE LIVES!!
Allenby: Everyone for themselves!! bolts out the door with KSK
Chibodee, Sai and Domon run and beat the hell outta Freddie. Pandora runs to get the hostesses back.
Pandora: He's gone.
KSK: Okay…
Saga: And you used MY name?!
KSK: Sorrie…Anyways, let's continue the game!! MAGICAL HAT OF QUESTIONS, APPEAR!! waits for the hat Oo I said appear…Damnit it must be at the dry cleaners again.
Everyone laughs and KSK shrugs.
KSK: Ta well, SHUN!
Shun: surprised Huh?
KSK: Give us a true or false question.
Shun: Oh, erm…June's my girlfriend.
Chibodee: Oh, shoot...
George: True.
Sai: True.
KSK: Well?
Chibodee: False.
Shun: False, I wished it was true.
Girls: Awww…so sweet…
Boys: gets jealous
KSK: Okie…Slimes George and Sai
Allenby: Pisces Aphrodite!
Aphrodite: Let's see, oh, Scorpio Milo had sex with 10 women.
Milo: WHAT?!
All girls: OO
Chibodee: Nah, I say he had sex with at least 20 women or something. True.
George: I hate to argee. True.
Sai: I've seen the Sanctuary part when Milo is first seen, he's got the hots for Hyoga or Camus. False.
Allenby: Erm...slimes George and Chibodee
Hyoga, Camus, Milo and KSK: WHAT!?
Ikki: whistles at Hyoga
KSK: Shaddup or else!
Ikki: Or else what?
KSK: I'll…um…I'll hurt Shun!!
Ikki: You wouldn't…
KSK: I would. EAT PIE SHUN!! hurls a custard pie at Shun's face o Pie…
Ikki: I knew you wouldn't hurt Shun…
KSK: Yeah I did! I erm…hum…hurt his face with pie!! Sorry Shun, I had to.
Shun: muffled Hey, lemon custard…yum.
Allenby: Uh huh…Shorty!
Edward: EHH!?! WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORTY EEH?!
Allenby: Yahiko.
Edward: Never mind.
Yahiko: I can beat Kenshin.
Contestants: False.
KSK: Sammy-Chan!
Samantha: My nickname online is Shessy-Chan.
Sai: Err…
George: True?
Chibodee: False.
Sai: False.
KSK: Slimy …slimes Sai and Chibodee
Allenby: Me, Avril Lavine sang "What Are You Waiting For?"
Chibodee: Err…
George: True.
Sai: Heck no. False
Chibodee: False.
George gets slimed.
KSK: Marik
Marik: I rule the world.
Contestants: False
KSK: Dude, I think they'll know if you did rule the world.
Allenby: There's so many SS guys here, Mu.
Mu: Kiki fixes the broken cloths.
George: Er…True.
Sai and Chibodee: Heck no! Mu repairs the cloths!
George gets slimed with nasty smelling green ooze.
KSK: Okay………Saga.
Saga: Aioloa likes Aquaila Marin.
Aioloa: What!? That's not true! blushes
Contestants: So true…
Marin: I dunno…
Shainia: Take him Marin, he's mentally begging for your love.
Aiolos: I am not!
KSK: Okay saints, shut up or its pie time.
Allenby: Spider-man!
Spiderman: Erm…The Lizard is my friend.
Sai: Who watches Spiderman?
Chibodee: I know the X-men and Ironman, Spidey was a guest character in those shows.
George: Lizards eats spiders so false.
Sai: True.
Chibodee: True.
Spiderman: True, when he has more control of himself.
KSK: Weebl!
Weebl: I ike ie.
Everyone who doesn't know Weebl and Bob: Huh?
KSK: He likes pie.
Chibodee: True!
George and Sai: False.
Weebl: It rue.
EWDKWB: What?
KSK: It's true.
Allenby: Okay, last one of the game. Ikki!
Ikki: Why not? Deathmask is a disco freak.
Deathmask: Why you little………
Sai: I dunno.
George: I don't know what this "disco" is.
Chibodee: True.
Sai: I think false, I didn't hear any disco tracks when he appears.
George: True perhaps?
KSK: False, anyone who sees Deathmask and his temple would see he's no disco freak.
Deathmask: Ah, someone who knows me.
KSK: Yes, next chappie would be the start of the next game: WAR!!
Deathmask: Finally some blood!!
KSK: Erm, how bout I explain the rules first?
George: Of course.
KSK: It's a three a team. Ya'll get your own team and you pick your own team. Have at least one girl in your team, the girls that can't be picked are Spa, Allenby, and I. Got it?
KSK: When you review, you can vote for which person goes on who's team. Like so: Sai's Team: ,,, George's Team:, etc. Majority rules the votes.