Bad Thang of the Universe
Hey! This is my song that I, Shasha pron. Shae Shae, A.k.a. J.C. (school name, don't ask) Made up all by herself! Yay! Enough blabbing, here's the story.
"Vegeta, this song is dedicated just for to sing and only you"
"Hey! I liking this. And who are you?"
"Stay on my good side and we'll be best friends."
"I have no friends , especially not you."
"Fine then! But you know, I can do and say whatever I want about you."
"Oooo! I'm scared!"
"Try me!" Gives him the evil eye
"Hmph! Have it your way then, stupid, baka onna!"
"I have a name you know, and it Shasha."
"Whatever. Just get on with the song already."
"Well, if you insist. Break it down Bad Boy!"Did I mention that the music to this song is "Shake Your Tail Feather" by Nelly, P.Diddy, and Murphy Lee? Correct me if I'm wrong
"Don't call me that."
"Whatever you say, Veggie."
Music begins
Oohhh, oh, oohhh. Oohhh, oh, oohhh.
What cha say
Vegeta why you always grumpy
Because I have the right to be who I wanna be
Cause I have the right to be grouchy
I'm still hatin' on Kakarot
I'll never change that
He may be strong
But where his brains at
I'm still #1 when it comes to bad boys
I'm still rollin' and chillin' with dem bad boys
I'm no ordinary man
I'm a Saiyan man
Not candy coated
What?
Just a pimpin', man
Lord help me
Oh, won't you please help me
8 ball in the socket
and still a lil' horny
Prince of all Saiyans
Yeah boy, I'm Asian
Still ballin' with Nelly, son
But when will I stop
I don't know girl, just bunny hop
Piss me off
Goin', goin piss me off
But approach me slow
Better approach me slow
Since you really wanna know
I'm goin' knock your ass to the floor
Pop something
Do something
Bad thang of the universe!
Piss me off
Goin', goin piss me off
But approach me slow
Better approach me slow
Since you really wanna know
I'm goin' knock your ass to the floor
Pop something
Do something
Bad thang of the universe!
Look at all those gurls get down on the floor
On the floor
Don't give those Gross Sistas any money like you grown
Like you grown
"Look at the way that he dance"
"And how he fit in dem pants"
"And he kicks ass too"
"And he's body's like 'oooo'"
Yeah, I know you gurls love me
All ya gurls, except 18 and Chichi
"Is he a single man?"
"No. Bulma Briefe his woman"
"Shit!"Ohhh
I'm the #1 bad man
I kick butt because I can
And ya know I'm still da man
Cause I'm Vegeta, boy
And the baddest thang of the universe!
Piss me off
Goin', goin piss me off
But approach me slow
Better approach me slow
Since you really wanna know
I'm goin' knock your ass to the floor
Pop something
Do something
Bad thang of the universe!
Piss me off
Goin', goin piss me off
But approach me slow
Better approach me slow
Since you really wanna know
I'm goin' knock your ass to the floor
Pop something
Do something
Bad thang of the universe!
Shasha: So, how you like it, Veggie?
Vegeta: It's straight, it guess...
Shasha:(starry eyes) So are we friends?
Vegeta: Um...(angrily) HELL NAH!!!!!!(He walks away)
Shasha:(sadly)What?
Shasha:(madly) That it, Vegeta! I thought I could be nice to your crooked ass, other than those people that mistreat you in their stories! But nah! I wasted my precious time on your over-conceited tail! I WILL get my revenge!!!!!
I hoped you like it. I will get my revenge in a story I'm working on. Karaoke Night! Muhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .. Please review.!