You, Sam and your sister are in a large steel dumpster, surrounded by mountains of trash. The sky is black and there is a very strong smell of dead and rotting garbage, but alas, this steel can is a safe haven and about to be filled with an ocean of cum.
You say "Oi, Ishtar, I'm not gonna lie, I've been wanting to blow a load in something all day and your erotic body has got me acting unwise and I don't want Sam to feel like a third wheel so how about the three of us fuck right now?"
You invoke the spirit of dominance and gift some of your domineering powers to Sam as well. You ferociously tear off Ishtar's clothes and force her to the ground. You lift her up and mount her. You start to bang her from behind with your pizzle full of shizzle while Sam mounts her from the front. You both fuck her like a pair of rams, your crack hooves pounding her like drumsticks while Sam's claws dig into her flanks. You pound her like a sack of potatoes. She's a rag doll. The three of you are going at it non-stop and you feel yourself filling with the seed that all your kind share. The aul' todger inflates with the strength of a thousand suns and you ram the stiffy into Ishtar like a jackhammer.
After about fifteen minutes of non-stop fucking, you let go and you feel your seed bursting out of you and covering her face and chest with your seed. She laughs as you collapse on top of her.
You say "Don't get cocky you gormless minger, I'm only getting started and Sam has the stamina and libido of a hundred horses and the cock size of one too. We won't give up till your body is as destroyed as the tower of babel."
You grab her hips and flip her over and you both start pounding her from behind, pounding and slapping her like a drill her harder and harder, the both of you grunting and growling like animals. You pound at her like a clydesdale. She's getting pounded like a child mineshaft worker that didn't fill his daily coal quota. The one-eyed monster is whirring like a piston.
After a while you feel a sharp pain in your groin. You grit your teeth and keep pounding.
It doesn't get any better. You're both grunting and growling like animals and it's making you hornier and hornier. The pain in your groin is getting worse and worse. You feel like your about to burst an artery. You start to think about your sister and the tower of babel. God was a sly cunt for sowing discord among man.
"I don't know Amigo, I think I'm gonna blow" you say.
"This is what happens when you bring a tool to a sword fight!" Sam says, pitifully looking at your lingering lingam.
"I'm getting close. I'm going to shoot my seed into her womb"
LET 'ER RIP!
You both grit your teeth and slam into Ishtar. You explode into a shower of seed into Ishtar's womb. You collapse on top of her and stay still for a few minutes until you come to. Your body feels like its on fire.
"We did it Amigo. She's pegnate."
You say "Sam you retard, it's pregegant, and don't worry, abortion is legal in babylonia"
Sam says "I don't know about that, we better get out of here. We don't want to be around if that fetus comes to term."
You nod and jump out of the dumpster. You see that the squadron of coppers are gone. Ishtar crawls out of the dumpster, barely able to walk, leaving a trail of cum behind.
"Let's get out of here Amigo" Sam says.
You pick up Ishtar and start to make your way to the Mayan temple where Ereshkigal is being held captive. You see a large group of dead bobbies littering the street and when you look over your shoulder you see that the squadron of coppers are hot on your trail.
"They're still following us Amigo"
You say "I know. But we're not going to let them catch us. Let's just keep running and hope that we find Ereshkigal alive before they do"
You keep moving. You've made it a few blocks when you hear a loud bang and a streak of light. You turn your head to see a large bolt of lightning strike right next to you and send you flying through the air. You hit the ground with a thud and you see the pavement rolling over you and a cloud of dust. You cough and splutter trying to get up. It's the most normal day in Brazil.
You hear Sam's voice saying "You still alive Amigo?"
You say "What? What happened?"
You hear Ishtar saying "I think you just got electrocuted"
From behind the sound of running can be heard and a large group of bobbies is running towards you at speed. They all look to be full of vitriol.
"I think you better run Amigo" Sam says.
You say "Let's hightail it out of here and get to that temple before more lightning gets thrown at us. Where the fuck did bobbies learn to wield lightning anyway."
You get up and start running with the rest of the group. You run through a building, dodging and ducking and taking cover whenever a bobby shows up. You run through a back alley and see a large hole in the ground. A huge sewer pipe. Memories start to flow through your brain. Ricky. You need to do this for him. You need to survive so that you can shove miscellaneous items up Ishtar's ass at your leisure. The group makes a mad dash for the pipe, narrowly missing getting electrocuted by a stray bolt.
You dive headfirst into the pipe. Ishtar and Sam follow right behind you.
"I think this is the only way out of here" you say, pointing down a dark pipe.
"What's the plan?" Sam asks.
"We crawl through the pipe until we see a ladder and climb up. When we get to the top, we run as fast as we can to the temple. If we're lucky the coppers will have gone the other way." Like hell they would, it's all empty hope. The city is crawling with bongs.
You crawl along for a few hundred feet and the pipe opens up into a small tunnel.
"This is it. We're almost there"
The meth coursing through your body is weakening. You need resupply, NOW. You knock on the wall of the tunnel three times and begin masturbating. This secret code is uncrackable for those not in the know. A manhole shoots up from the groud in front of you, slamming into the ceiling with force and cracking it. From the hole emerges a rodent. A very familiar rodent. He chucks you a baggie of meth. The rat nods at you and his head retracts back into the hole.
"Yo Ricky ma top g I knew you would come through in a hot sec." You say.
You hear the sound of running and you see a squad of coppers running at you from where you entered the tunnel.
"Shit, they found us. We're gonna have to go now!" you say.
"Can't we just go back the way we came?" Sam asks.
"Sam you dumb motherfucker that's literally where the bobbies are", you tell Sam, your voice full of sexual frustration.
You hear the sound of more bolts of lightning whizzing past your head and a few earth tremors.
"No. The pipe is the only way out of here. We have to press forward."
"By Jove, I hope you're right Amigo. Let's get going" Sam says.
You crawl along the tunnel for a few hundred more feet and you see the ladder you were told would be there.
"We made it! Grab the ladder! We're going up!
You grab the ladder and start climbing like a man possesed The ladder leads up a short set of stairs and you come to a large grate. Above the grate you see the Mayan temple.
"Climb up, we have to get to Ereshkigal before the coppers do."
You climb up and sit on top of the grate. You hear a loud banging noise below you.
"What's that? What's going on?" Sam asks.
"I think they're trying to get in." you say. Bastards.
You hear a bobby yelling "Break down the grate, we're coming in!"
You hear a loud metal clank and the banging of a battering ram against the door.
"We've gotta go now! We don't have much time!"
You try your best to reinforce the sewer grate with assorted shit and then turn towards the Mayan temple to rescue Ereshkigal.
As you near the stairs that begin the long path to the top, to your there is a squad of bobbies sprinting down the stairs towards you.
"Shit! There's a whole squad of coppers coming down the stairs" There's coppers in front of you on the stairs of the temple and behind you underneath the sewer grate. You are truly backed into a corner. There's no way out of this predicament. There's only you, Sam and Ishtar, between two tidal waves of bobbies. This might be it.
"Looks like there's no other way." you mutter, "Ishtar, I command you to release your noble phantasm and blast away those fat sacks of useless wank"
"Okay" Ishtar says "I cannot leave my friends behind. I shall use my power for you"
"Sam, Amigo. We're gonna die here. You ready?"
You nod to the two of them and turn back to the coppers.
"Okay" you say "let's make this a party."
You charge forward and start swinging your fist at the nearest bobby. At the same time, Sam charges forward with his Katana raised and Ishtar readies her Noble Phantasm, a gigantic nuclear attack that should eliminate every bobby within a 20km radius.
The bobby nearest to you ducks under your blow and clubs you on the side of the head. You stumble and try to regain your balance when one of the bobbies tackles you from behind. You fall and a bobby pins your arms to the ground while another one beats you about the head and face with a club.
You scream "Bugger off you mental bints" and spit into the bobbies face, stunning him.
You fight off the bobbies as they attack you from all sides. A bobby bashes you in the side of the head with his club and you knock him to the ground unconscious. You continue fighting off the remaining bobbies. One of them grabs you and holds you down while he rips your jacket off and ties your elbows together. You yell out in pain as the bobby bashes you in the head again and then kicks you in the balls. "Please", you beg the bobby, "anything but the disco stick."
The bobby ties a piece of string to your tied elbows and begins to drag you along the floor.
"I got him!" he proclaims triumphantly. You see a bright light as Ishtar shoots a beam of condensed energy that nails him in the head, killing him instantly. The body of the bobby dragging you along the floor stumbles forward, reeling from the shock of the impact and you quickly swing a foot out and kick it in the face to add insult to injury. You try to get to your feet but a bobby tackles you to the ground and you see him lift his club to bring it down on your head. At the last second before the club connects with your head, Sam chops off his hand, sending it flying into the air with a trail of blood. He kicks the bobby off of you and help you to your feet.
You fight off another bobby who is trying to pin you down and swing your fist at a second bobby who is running at you with a club. You manage to dodge and take him out with a flying kick to the chin.
The unstoppable tide of bobbies encircles you, Ishtar and Sam. Slashing through a bobby that attempted a piledriver Sam says "Quickly Amigo! I cannot hold them off much longer!"
You nod and burst through the wall of bobbies, turning to the side to charge towards the temple.
"Ishtar, blast those coppers with your nuclear attack! If we survive this we'll have a chance to talk about this!"
"You go Ritsuka!" she shouts, "I will hold off as many as I can!" She quickscopes a few more bobbies and they tumble to a stop at her feet with glowing holes in their chests.
You run towards the temple and see a bobby charging at you. He swings his club and you dodge to the side and he hits the wall and falls to the ground. What sort of fucking incompetents do these guys recruit. You swing your fist down on his head and crack it open. You grab his club and swing it across the temple, shattering his skull instantly.
You run forward and see his enraged comrade coming towards you. You try to swing your foot up into his face but he ducks and his fist collides with your chin. You stumble back and see the bobby running at you with his club. You swing your fist up and hit him in the jaw. He misses and you kick him in the face. The club smashes into the ground and you kick him in the stomach. You take out another bobby with a flying kick and see a bobby charging at you with a crowbar. You duck and the crowbar smashes into your shoulder. You swing your foot up and hit him in the shin. You grab the crowbar and swing it into his head.
You hear a loud pop and see a bobby's head explode from the force of the impact. You see another bobby running at you with a pipe. You duck and roll out of the way. The bobby hits the ground and skids along the floor. You swing your foot down on his head. You hear a sickening crunch as the back of the bobby's skull caves in. You kick him in the face for good measure and continue running up the stairs. You run into the temple frantically and see Sam on the ground. He's been shot in the leg by an armoured bobby.
"Sam! Can you move?" you ask, "I've gotta get help!"
"I'm... okay" he replies, "I think I'm hit... it's in the... leg... I'm not sure I can move" You rush to his side and look at the wound.
"It's in the leg!" you say, "You need to get medical assistance!"
"I... can't move" he replies, "I'll die... if I do... I'm sorry... Amigo..."
Sam stabs a bobby that was trying to suprise attack you while he's dying in your arms, saving you for the infiniteth time. You cry and cry.
Suddenly, a massive explosion rips through the temple.
You look Sam in the eyes. "Sam, I swear I won't dishonour your memory. I will continue fighting on and save Ereshkigal to finish the mission. I'll make sure to bang all her holes like it was both of us doing it."
You feel a glimmer of hope. If you can survive the rest of the bobby's, you might be able to reach the top of the Mayan Temple and save Ereshkigal. You turn to the stairs and begin to climb them. You reach the top of the stairs and see a large archway leading into the temple. You take a deep breath to calm yourself and enter the temple.
You find yourself in a massive hall with dozens of bobbies crucified on the walls. There are hundreds of candles lining the walls. The atmosphere is more ominous than a Chills video at 3am. You see a sacrificial table with Ereshkigal laying on top of it. In front of the altar you see a gigantic jacked bigfoot monster. It's 12 feet tall, it's drinking a protein shake and lifting a dumbell. It's covered in radical tattoos and looks like it hasn't eaten bread in years (he's on keto). You immediately recognise him as the jailor of Ereshkigal. You will need to defeat him in order to rescue your beloved little sister before he sacrifices her to the gym gods.
Suddenly, the giant monster laughs. "Little Amigo" it bellows, "I know you are out there Amigo! I know you are out there!"
"You think you are the danger Amigo?" his deep voice calls, "You think you can defeat me with your little monkey tricks? Ha! Fool! You can't stop me! I am the one who knocks!"
The giant monster laughs again and lets out a series of belly laughs. Then, he says, "I've got a riddle for you" he says, "Can you answer me?"
"What the fuck is black and white and keeps on tickin'?" the beast queries. "You can't escape from me!"
This riddle is so full of nonsense you're not sure if you should even try to answer it. What the hell does that even mean? What the fuck is this chimpo crackhead on about?
The giant laughs again and spits on the ground. "I can't wait to see Amigo try and solve this one" he says, "He'll never figure it out!" When you don't answer the giant laughs again and screams, "Ha! I've got a bone to pick with you Amigo!"
You feel an overwhelming urge to punch this prick in the throat. So you do so.
The giant screams, "Fuck! You broke my neck Amigo!"
You feel a sharp pain in your fist (His neck is literally made of protein purified concrete). You pull your hand away and see blood coming out of your hand. You raise your fist back and scream, "Fuck you!"
The giant laughs again and says, "You broke my fuckin' neck Amigo!" He's taunting you, knowing his neck is completely unharmed.
You feel a strange numbness creep over you. Being in the presence of his massive fucking king kong cock and balls is taking away your constitution. Your brain is telling you to fight, but your body feels weak and weary. You feel a pair of arms wrap themselves around your midriff. You turn and see Ishtar wrapped around your waist, looking up at you with hopeful eyes. "Please big brother, defeat that monster and save sis!" she pleads, "You're our only hope!"
You look at your hands, tainted with the blood of a thousand bobbies, and bring them up into a fighting stance. You turn and see the giant laughing at you. "I'm gonna enjoy killing you" he says, "I'm gonna tear out your heart and wear it on a fucking necklace!"
You turn and look at Ishtar. You see a pair of tears welling up in her eyes. She starts to sob. You clench your fist in steely determination, you know you have to win. You MUST win, at all costs, failure is not an option. You must do it for her and Eresh. You look back at the giant and the monster laughs again.
"You broke my fuckin' neck Amigo!" That fucking asshole needs to go.
"You want to fucking go?" You scream. "I fucking dare you, come down here right now and I'll break your fucking legs like it's fucking Birmingham, you useless Poundland Donald Trump cosplayer!"
All you see is the giant's foot stomping on your head. But you do not get crushed, you dig yourself into the stone and push his foot away, toppling the giant. You feel his foot land on your back and you roll out of the way. You run towards the monster as he bellows, "Amigo! You gotta beat me! You gotta beat me!"
"I'm not your Amigo you braindead wanker, you'll be so fucking full of shanks by the time I'm done with you your own balls won't recognise your dick!"
The monster screams, "I'll give you a mulligan! I'll give you a second chance!" The giant laughs and bellows, "I'm gonna have my fun with you before I kill you!"
You are furious. You feel a rage unlike anything you have ever felt before. You clench your fists and run towards the monster. "You are not going to kill me!" you scream, "You are not going to kill me, oh no motherfucker, you're dead meat!"
You are less than a foot away from the monster when he bellows, "I'll kill you all!" The giant points his foot at you and lets out a fearsome roar that overwhelms your senses.
Your mind goes blank. Your vision blurs. You feel your legs give out and you fall to the ground. You close your eyes and let out a prayer to Allah, the one true god, that by his grace you will defeat this creature. You feel the ground shake and you hear the monster bellow out in anger. You crack your eyes open and see the monster charging at you. You see his massive hands coming towards you. You close your eyes and brace for impact.
When you open your eyes, you see the giant standing still. Something caught him off-guard. You glance around the chamber and hear the wet sounds of flesh sliding across the ground behind you. You turn and see a bobby cut in half crawling towards you. His entrails drag along the stones in a brutal display of violence. You see him holding an object in his hand. It's Sam's sword! The legendary Murasama!
"Amigo, I've realised the error of my ways, please ensure my death is not in vain. Use this sword to slay that beast once and for all" the bobby says and chucks the sheathe at you with all of his remaining strength. He lays his head down on the ground, having expended everything he had on the gruelling journey up the stairs, dragging his guts along. The bobby climbed those stairs a bastard and entered the room a hero.
You grab the sheathe mid-air and stare at the giant. You slowly, deliberately unsheathe the glowing red blade, crackling with electricity.
"I was never a man of justice" you cry, "my blade was never one of justice, but merely a tool for sex but if bastards like you stand in the way of my sister and my pussy, there'll be hell to pay!"
You swing the sword with a roar and strike the ground where the giant stood. The earth splits open and the remains of the beast fall into the fissure. You jump down into the fissure after the beast and land on the mangled remains of the bobby. The giant is still alive, struggling to get back to his feet.
You shout "There's no stopping a proper brexit geezer!" and strike him on the face with Sam's sword, cleaving a wide gash across his hideous face. You decide that in order to defeat this beast you must push your body beyond all limiters. You take out a bag of weed and smoke that dank shit to achieve ultimate zen. You then whip out a baggie of crack cocaine and snort all of it to obtain total pain resistance. Finally you shove a cube of meth, laced with fentanyl up your ass and light that shit to achieve the strength of gods.
You are ready.
The giant bellows and strikes you in the chest with his fist. You are sent flying backwards and slam into the wall. You feel the wall crack and splinter. The wall gives way and you fall into a deep dark pit, surrounded by bones and dead bodies.
The giant stumbles forward and lets out a bloodcurdling scream. You hear the sound of his bones snapping and popping. You see his face twisting in pain. Then you see him inject 500 needles of steroids and ketamine right into his arteries. He grows to double his height and three times his muscle mass. You realise now that it is a fair fight, your warrior instincts awaken within. Now is do or are merely a mortal man, fighting a beast far beyond your strength. You are out of tricks and out of ideas. You need to act fast. You need to do whatever it takes to exit is too far away and there is not enough time to reach it. Retreat is not an hear the giant bellow again. He is laughing at you.
The giant grabs you by the neck and lifts you in the air. You can feel your neck snap and pop as it tears and gives way, but the cocktail of drugs coursing through your veins keeps you awake and dulls all the pain, all the giants action does is heighten your anger. Your anger is so intense that you come up with the best idea you've had in take a moment to reflect.
The giant is roaring in pain as his organs tear from the strain of the steroids and ketamine coursing through his body. You see the Murasama on the floor and pick it up. The edge is razor sharp and you are determined to act. You stab the giant with the sword, distracting him for a giant stumbles around like a drunk in a maddened daze.
You run to the corner of the room, place the Murasama down and jump up on the altar with Ereshkigal passed out lying on top. You start to furiously eat out her ass to power yourself up even more. You jump down and pick up the Murasama and hold it over your head.
You see the giant staggering around like a confused elephant.
You are ready. It's time.
You charge towards the giant. He roars and raises his fist towards swing the sword and slice his fist clean giant roars again and staggers swing the sword again and chop off his giant falls to his knees and howls in swing the sword again and chop of his arms and legs.
The giant falls to the floor and lies still.
"You fucking bellend" the giant roars before crumpling into a heap, unmoving.
A rush of energy is coursing through your veins. You stand over the now dead beast and bask in your victory. You stare at the dead monster and think about what you should do is a knock on the door.
A voice yells, "Police! Open up!"
You walk to the door and unlock it.
There are two bobbies outside. You realise that you've expended all your energy and are powerless to resist being arrested. You fought so hard, yet they got you in the end. You shrug your shoulders and say, "Come in, there's nothing left. I won't resist." The bobbies walk in. One of them shoots you a grin and says "Is this your bedroom?" "Bugger off you cheeky bobby bastard, this isn't the time for jokes", you chastise him.
With no warning the bobbies aim their pistols at your head. This is it, you think, After such a long struggle two meaningless bobbies will end you. Not some glorious opponent, just average bobbies.
You hear a loud pop and see blood splatter on the wall behind you. You see the bobby has busted a cap in the beast's ass to make sure he's dead. You hear more shots, more pops and see more bobbies enter the room with drawn guns.
They all point their guns at you.
You hear, "Hands on your head!"
You follow their instructions and place your hands on your head. The bobbies search you and find your stash of drugs. They find your little baggie of crack and snort it off.
You hear, "Stand up!"
You stand up and they search you again and find the baggie of weed.
"Keep your eyes on the fucking floor, you cheeky wanker!"
You keep your eyes on the ground and they pat you down and find nothing. They begin to escort you out of the room.
Suddenly, the room fills with an overwhelming, blinding light. You shield your eyes with your handcuffed hands and see the source of the light. In the middle of the room, rising out of the fissure, is a being of pure light and godly proportion. You feel your cock turn flaccid in fear and awe and your nips turn hard in its dazzling presence.
You hear the voice of the being. The being speaks. The being says, "You have murdered my priest and withheld the sacrifice fated to be the catalyst for my awakening. Yet your genocidal intents have backfired, for the slaughter of the bobbies has awakened me regardless. I need not the sacrifice of your sister anymore, the blood of the bobbies sustaineth me. For I am the goddess of the sun, QUEEN ELIZABETH. I am the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end, I am the governor, the big lebowski. You have no hope of beating me. Perish."
Queen Elizabeth raises her arm and some of the bobbies begin to disintegrate into ash. You see a dark figure rise up from the ash and morph into a black spider, it has a large grotesque body and a ghoulish face, he stutters a polite introduction of himself, revealing him to be of the name of Boris from the clan Johnson. The head bobby says, "Fuck me good and hard up the arse, we cannot beat her alone" He unlocks your handcuffs then motions to shake your hand.
"I believe we started off on the wrong foot, my name is Bruno. But now we are comrades in arms, whether we triumph or perish we must fight. To us bobbies, death is a sweet release from a life of torment. We will fight by your side to kill this mangy bitch"
You see dozens of bobbies with guns, forming up in a phalanx, marching into the room.
"This is where we make our final stand, come all ye bobbies and let us slay the wicked Elizabeth. It's a shame the bitch didn't die 87 years ago!"
The surviving bobbies fire their guns in the air as a sign of dominance until the chamber is full of smoke. You feel the heat of the burning powder in your face. "Fire!" you hear the sergeant cry.
The bobbies begin firing at Elizabeth in unison. You see the bullets bouncing off her thick skin. The bobbies fire their guns until they run out of ammunition. They open fire with flaming knives and run in close. You see the flaming knives hit Elizabeth and she catches on fire. You hear the bobbies cheering "Burn, witch, burn!" The queen lashes out and dozens of bobbies perish on the spot. They are fighting like madmen, but the bobbies are dropping like flies and their bodies litter the floor.
You look at your partner Bruno and say "We don't have enough power. Bruno, is there anything else you can think of?"
He replies, "I do, but it's a risky play, I'm not sure if I can pull it off. I must muster my courage otherwise all hope ends here."
Bruno begins to chant with a wistful look in his eye, as if he hoped to avoid this very outcome.
"I am the devil
Some people call me Satan
Others call me Beelzebub
I will shortly visit Earth to wreak death and destruction
Anybody who stands in my way will be destroyed
If you succumb to my will, you will be spared
The people of Earth will experience my power
I will bring about misery and despair
I will rule the world and you will worship me
If you resist my rule then I will fuck you up the arse
Good and hard until your arse bleeds
And then I will torture you to death
I will inflict terrible pain on those who disobey me
Nobody can stop me from my mission to rule the world
The people of Earth will succumb to my will
Men will be freed of their sexual inhibitions
And will rape, plunder and pillage
Follow me and you will have wealth and power
And you will indulge in lots of vaginal intercourse."
You see all the bobbies fly towards Bruno at supersonic speeds as if they were being pulled by magnets and they all implode into a large ball of flesh and meat. Then, you see the ball begin to contort, moulding and shaping into a vaguely humanoid being. All the bobbies converge into a giant devilish creature that's 20 feet tall and covered in an armoured hide made of shanks.
You hear a booming voice call out "I will handle Boris with the power of Satan, you're the only one who can take out Liz. The Murasama is the only weapon capable of killing that fucking minger"
He tosses you a bag with 20 cans of stella artois. "Take this you'll need it" he says and charges towards Boris. You feel a presence beside you and see Ishtar and Ereshkigal appear by your side. You share the cans with them and you all become fucking langered.
"C'mon brother, you can't do it alone but with our powers combined we can conquer any adversity!" Ishtar says to you, while Ereshkigal looks at you with an empathetic gaze.
"Now we have the power of stella, let's finish this fucking thing!" You hold the Murasama tightly in your hands and charge at the ominous form of Elizabeth, the Sun Goddess, with Ishtar and Eresh launching projectiles of energy at her grotesque form. You run up her stomach, slashing continuously and leaving a trail of oozing wounds in your wake. She lets out a blood curdling scream and her form begins to distort. Her face melts and her skin turns to ash.
Her screams sound like rasps, as if she is drowning, but she's far from dead, her power still radiates from her, you must put the sodding bint back in the ground before it's too late. Her form becomes clear and her eyes glow red, her black hair begins to whip around her like a ravenous beast, like snakes looking to devour their meal.
You see a single drop of clear liquid fall from her and land on your head. It's a tear, a tear shed by the Sun Goddess. You feel the tear, it burns you like acid. You scream, your voice cracking and breaking, and you feel your vocal cords burning like they're going to melt. You feel your sisters pull you back, bringing you out of her projectile range. You feel your strength and your courage leaving you.
You feel a great burning in your chest as the goddess of the sun punches you. Your heart stops and the blood in your body stops circulating. You chug back a can of stella and it revitalises you, bring your heart back alive, getting the blood flowing, bringing you back from the brink of death. You get a second wind and charge forward. Elizabeth's eyes widen in shock as you stab her in the chest with the Murasama. Her eyes close as she gasps. You feel her life force leave her and you hear the other bobbies cheering behind you.
"Burn, witch, burn!" they chant, as you feel the life leave Elizabeth and feel yourself grow weak. Yet, Elizabeth is much stronger than you and she still has plethoric amounts of energy left. She raises her claws at you and you see her eyes begin to glow. She's going to blast you in the face with an intense nuclear fusion fireball. She uses this to her advantage and she unleashes the attack which knocks you on your ass and causes your sword to shatter. You land on your back and look up at Elizabeth, who's about to finish you off, her face leering over you when Bruno , the bobby that turned himself into the devil, appears next to her. You see that he's finished off Boris but the battle was not so one-sided. Corpses of dead bobbies are scattered on the battlefield, a mark of their valiant determination. The devil Bruno clutches at his wounds as he tackles Elizabeth, saving you from her wrath.
Eresh and Ishtar appear next to you, one with a broken chain and the other with a shattered weapon, you share a look of defeat. As Elizabeth and Bruno wrestle on the ground, stumbling, Elizabeth executes a firemans carry on Bruno and smashes him into the ground. He tries to get up but she wallops him on the head. As he is lying on the ground, bleeding profusely, Bruno turns to you and says in a broken, dying voice: "It's clear that we can't finish her off so easily, this bitch holds a grudge and won't go down without a fight. Amigo, run and don't look back, take your sisters and get out of here. I'll stay and finish her off. Save yourself. Carry on our memories, hopes and dreams. Remember the courage of the bobbies in the face of this catastrophic threat."
He stares upwards and mutters in a solemn voice, "Maybe this is redemption for living such a pitiful existence as a Bobby Bastard"
You see the Devilish Bruno take out a handheld radio, splattered in blood. He begins to speak into it.
"Bobby 3, Bobby base, fire mission over."
"Bobby base, Bobby 3, copy, send traffic, over."
"Bobby 3, Bobby base, adjust fire, grid as follows: EJ12347654. Over.
"Bobby base, Bobby 3, Grid is EJ12347654, out."
"Bobby 3, Bobby base, Mayan temple. Priority target. Class SS divine being."
"Bobby base to Bobby 3, Mayan temple. Fuck me, class SS? Over.
"Bobby 3, Bobby base, splash, over. Decimate the fucker, for our sakes."
"Bobby base, Bobby 3, splash out. Commencing shelling."
"Bobby base, it's been an honour serving with you."
"Likewise Bruno. Good luck. Bobby base out".
Bruno drops the radio and coughs out a watefall of blood. You pick yourself up and grab your sisters by the hands. Bruno turns back, a tear slowly running down his face, "Alright lads, fuckin leg it, for king and country I'll stay here and get her good. Run like hell and don't look back."
"Fucking pussies," Bruno says as he stands there, looking up at the sun goddess, a tear running down his face, "Fucking pussies."
You turn around and begin running for your life, tunnel vision forming around your field of view. You hear the thundering boom and feel the impact reverberating in your body as an impact races through the temple. The walls begin to shake as the first of the artillery shells land. The stone begins to crumble around you as you fling yourselves out the entrance and down the steps.
You hear a tremendous cracking sound and feel the ground beneath you explode. You look up and see a tremendous cloud of dust and debris shoot up into the air, blocking the sun. You hear another cracking sound and feel the ground beneath you explode again. You begin uncontrollably tumbling down the steps and hit the asphalt hard. You pick yourself up, checking to see if your sisters are fine.
You begin running down the street, away from the temple. You glance back and see the temple being pounded by artillery strikes as a plume of smoke rises above it. A single tear rolls down your cheek remembering Bruno and his bravery, but you must stay strong, it's your responsibility to save your sisters and ensure Bruno and Sam's efforts do not go in vain. The three of you run down the street, hand in hand as artillery strikes rain down around you. The buildings around you shatter and crack, debris almost crushing you as you try to get away from the devastating strikes. You frantically run down the street until you find an alleyway where you quickly duck into.
You hear the thundering boom and feel the impact in your back as the next shell lands. You begin running again and feel another shell land, this time in the front of the building you're in. You hear another cracking boom and feel the impact in your side. You fall to the ground, your spirit broken. You lay on the ground, gasping for air. "Come on big bro" your sisters say in unison, each taking one of your arms, "We have to get back to the ship!"
You get to your feet and begin stumbling forward, as your side is now bleeding heavily you can't run and you can barely walk. Your side is now throbbing painfully but your determination flares up, after all you've been though you cannot die here. You're standing on the shoulders of Bruno and Sam, the only fragment of their memory. You must escape with your sisters and carry on their names.
You hear another thundering boom and feel the impact in your chest. You fall to your knees and lay on the ground, your side now broken, but you get up and keep going. You reach the mouth of an alleyway and hear another thundering boom. You look down and see the world begin to fade away. You regain consciousness and awake to find yourself being dragged through the smoldering ruins of the city by your sisters. The ship is within sight but the artillery is still going in the distance. You see the crew running up to the hatch, they don't see you in the distance but they do see you in time to slam the open the hatch before you can get to it. You see the hatch open in front of you as a crew member motions wildly for you to come. You quickly begin to drag your sisters with you as the flames from the city lick at your feet. You jump into the ship as the hatch slams and the crew runs towards their posts.
You lay on the floor of the ship, exhausted and bleeding, the pain in your side nearly unbearable, but you must keep going. You look up to see your sisters watching over you, they stare at you, looking worried, but you tell them to continue on to the bridge. The ships slowly pulls away from the harbour, leaving behind the burning ruins of the city of Brazil, serving as the final tomb for the wicked god Elizabeth. Bruno and Sam will forevermore remain in the ruins, the guardians of the grave to ensure a calamity such as this never happens again.
You hear the captain say, "Ritsuka, you better have a good explanation for this."
"Fuck off you smarmy bastard, I've been through so much shit trying to enjoy my vacation. I've nearly died a hundred times and I have no patience left to deal with the mountain of horseshit spewing from your mouth. Now bugger off, I'm going to my cabin to have sex with my sisters until we arrive back in Babylonia."
The captain lets out an angry grunt, before turning away.
You turn towards your sisters. "It'll be alright, we'll get home and we'll all be together again," you say.
"I can't believe this shit happened," your sister Ishtar says,
"So much for trying to enjoy our holiday" Eresh follows.
"I don't think I can do this anymore, I just want to go home" you say. "Give me a fucking break."
So after this kaleidoscope of dogshit and chaos, the three of you finally decide to vent your stress with copious amounts of sex. You and your two sisters walk into your cabin. The cabin has a double bed in the center, rose petals scattered all over and incense slowly burning in the corner. "The only way to get rid of all this stress is to get it out of our system!" Eresh shouts. "I'm going to pound big brother tonight!"
"Me too!" Ishtar says. "We should all pound each other until we get home!"
You say "I see we are in agreement, let us commence forth"
You all strip off each others clothes. Eresh and Ishtar begin to passionately kiss each other while you watch. You lean into Eresh, she pushes you back gently, you put your hands on her breasts, she puts her hands on your butt, she begins to massage your back, she bites your neck gently. You give the dinky permission to go ahead, it fires like a torpedo. She moans in pleasure, reminiscent of an enraged hippo, you continue to penetrate her, she grinds her hips against yours, she begins to cum, you cum, she has an orgasm. "I really love this place." she says, "It's so relaxing"
"Me too, I haven't felt this good since I was fucked up in the war and got a metric fuckton of PTSD. Like don't get me wrong, the mental effects suck ass, but you feel divine in the moment." you reply.
"Don't ignore me!" Ishtar shouts as she jumps in the air, landing on your face with her arse, her full weight landing on your head with a thud. You're going to sue her in court for T-boning you with her dump truck.
"Ughh! That really hurt." you say, Ishtar rolls off you laughing.
"I know it did, come on let's do it again" Eresh says, sitting on the bed. You take your massive meaty flesh stick and violently thrust it into Ishtar's pussy, hitting her G-spot, she explodes again, cum squirts out of her, hitting you in the face.
"WOWEEE!" you shout. "That's really tasty!"
"WRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Ishtar screams, "You've turned me into a cum guzzling cum dumpster!" she complains but as she's a stupid fucking tsundere bitch, she didn't mean it. Eresh looks at you. "You think we should have more?"
"Of course, we are fucking until the ship lands back in Babylonia"
You prepare to start fucking Ishtar and Eresh at the same time. You are so fucking hard you think you will split open. You are about to cum again and you don't care about anything except your massive meaty mountain megazord godzilla king kong erection. It's literally lithifying as you observe it. You begin to cum. The three of you cum at the same time. You cum so much that you cum and bussy juice squirts out of your bussy at the same time, hitting the wall. Just like a greek twink boy somewhere down the ancestral line.
"I want to live here" Eresh says, "I want to stay here forever"
"Me too" Ishtar says, "I want to take a boat out into the ocean and row until I run out of water so I can stay here forever"
"I want to get high on smack and fuck each other all day long" Eresh says.
"I agree." you and Ishtar say in unison. You whip out a bag of crack cocaine that you have been keeping in your pants all day and pour it out. You all do tens of fat lines until you can see god and the inner workings of the universe then proceed to act like rabbits and breed each other. You start to slam your cock into Ishtar, then Eresh. Back and forward with the speed of twenty hyenas chasing an antelope. Each time you cum it squirts out of your dick and hits you in the face and snipes the flies on the wall. You continue to breed your sisters like mad rabbits until you both cum again and again until you run out of semen. The three of you are drenched in sweat and cum. You collapse on the bed, completely exhausted. Ishtar and Eresh snuggle up to you and you fall asleep.
In the morning you lay awake, looking up at the wooden ceiling as a thought reaches your mind.
"Hey Ishtar, Eresh!" you exclaim, "After you both kept saying you wouldn't give me AIDS, looks like you gave it to me in the end!"
Ishtar and Eresh give you two evil eye stares before bursting into laughter, you have no idea why but you join in anyway.
"We'll remember this day for the rest of our lives"