CHRISTMAS ANIME SHOW ROUND 2!
Chapter 1: Annual Snowball Fight!
By Ninetalesuk.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Well, people! Here it is! The 2004 Xmas Humour Special! Characters appearing in here are owned by Disney, Warner Brothers, SEGA, Toei, Nintendo and 4KIDS ENTERTAINMENT. The characters that appear in the chapters are depending on who I want to add.
Let's begin, shall we?
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Knuckles paced in a room with some other characters. Inumon, Tai, Davis and Agumon from Digimon along with Joey from Yu-Gi-Oh and Espio and Mighty from Sonic's world.
"All right! You know what is happening today?" Knuckles asked.
Espio sighed as he leaned against the wall. "Yes... Since 1996, there has been a traditional Snowball Fight between Sonic's team VS your team, Knuckles. This battle takes place every two years. The results between your team and Sonic's team is... 4-0..."
"In other words, Sonic is winning!" Mighty spoke up.
"WHO ASKED YOU?!" Knuckles yelled in fury before he coughed. "Anyway, I'm sure to win this time! Now I have picked the perfect team my party in this year's battle!"
Inumon smirked. "Including Vector? That idiot isn't here for a meeting! We are about to go into battle in the next 30 minutes!"
"Yeah! I mean... look at Sonic's team! He has Tails and Shadow from our world... Huskymon, Takato and Guilmon from Digimon, Megaman from the new Megaman series as well as Ash, and Bayleef from Pokemon! What chances do we have?!" Mighty asked.
Knuckles growled. "Listen... The rules is simple! The battle ends when our opponents are all down. We can even end it early if we hit Sonic!"
"Fat chance, pal! Sonic is Sonic! He is FAST! What chances do we have to slam a snowball into a blue hedgehog that can zoom around us!" Tai said. "I wouldn't be surprised if Sonic zips behind yer and slams the back of your head with the snowball!"
"Sonic can't do that, Tai! It's against the rules to go behind enemy's lines..." Agumon said. "Course, you CAN sneak up to the ground... as long as you don't get spotted OR go behind Sonic's defensive line."
Davis nodded. "Yeah! And don't forget me, I'm the best in the snowball fight!"
"I know! You were my first pick... Vector my last..." Knuckles muttered.
Joey clicked his fingers. "Ehh... anyway, have you got any idea what this year's Christmas play is gonna be about? I mean, the author wants you to have the idea by tomorrow!"
"I'M STILL THINKING ABOUT IT! I just wonder why he picked me!" Knuckles said.
"Maybe because of that play last year that became funny to everyone reading or watching it." Espio said. "And it WAS the traditional Christmas story... that wasn't suppose to be funny."
Knuckles glared at Espio. "Well... you didn't help..." He sighed. "I can still remember you and me trying to hold Tea from killing Tristan every time he intrupts her speeches as the angel!"
"Don't remind me... I have nightmares because of that..." Espio muttered.
"Dude, why not ANOTHER traditional Christmas play?" Davis asked.
"Because there ISN'T another traditional Christmas play, doofus!" Inumon growled.
Davis shook his head. "No, no... There is! The infamous Christmas Carol! Why not use that? I vote for Inumon to play as Scoorge!"
"OH, THANKS A LOT!" Inumon growled.
Laughing, Knuckles smiled. "Yeah! Good idea, Davis! Yeah, THAT is the perfect Xmas play! Yeah, that will do! I will report it tonight AFTER our win!"
"IF we win... WHERE IS VECTOR?!" Tai screamed.
The door opened and Vector entered the room, carrying a long silver metal cannon. "Did somebody screamed my name?"
"Yeah... I did..." Tai muttered before he blinked at the sight of the metal cannon that Vector was carring. "Hey, what the heck is that your carrying?"
"This is something that I have brought for our Snowball Fight against Sonic's team!" Vector showed everyone the weapon. "This bazooka is the secret weapon!"
Agumon blinked. "Bazooka?"
Knuckles frowned. "Vector... This is a Snowball Fight, not a Snowball War!"
"Come on, Knuckles! It can work!" Vector said, bringing a portable cooling unit, bringing out snow and loading it into the hole.
Espio sniggered. "This will be so intresting... Let's see if Sonic can ditch this one!"
"If he was able to ditch Eggman's death trap in the space colony ARK, he can sure ditch a lot of snowballs." Mighty pointed out.
"I bet that this moron doesn't know how to work this thing!" Inumon spoke up.
"What's to work? You just pull this trigger and BOOM!" Vector said, mindlessly pulling the bazooka trigger and firing the bazooka itself, loading the snow upon Knuckles' face.
Davis held back his laughter. "It.... works...."
Knuckles wasn't amused as he wiped the snow off his face. "All right, everyone... Outside now... Vector, it's a good idea... but, just one tiny piece of advice to you..."
"What's that?" Vector asked.
"DON'T BLAST THE SNOW INTO MY FACE!!!" Knuckles screamed with rage.
"You know what this means?" Espio said, not looking at anyone.
"No, what does this mean?" Joey asked.
Espio smirked. "This has the makings of a classic Bugs Bunny VS Elmer Fudd cartoon..."
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"I'm ready for action!" Said Megaman, standing on one side of a wide-open area with the ground covered in white blanket of snow.
With the help of Huskymon, Takato, Guilmon, Ash and Bayleef... Tails made a good snow fort that will protect them from the attacks.
Sonic and Shadow stood with Megaman as they watched Knuckles' team building their own snow fort. The black hedgehog, Shadow, smirked. "Knuckles has lost for four snowball touraments and he doesn't give on this?"
"If he gives up, someone else has to take his place..." Sonic said.
"4-0, huh? Keep this up and you'll end up like the Undertaker's 12-0 record at every WWE Wrestlemania event he has been in." Megaman said.
Sonic gave Megaman the thumbs up. "Yeah! Thanks, man!"
"Nope, that's Megaman!" Said the blue warrior, laughing.
Tails popped his head at the top of the snow fort. "Everything is ready, Sonic!"
"Yep! And I've got the snowballs ready as well!" Huskymon said, creating a snowball in the palm of her paws. "Poor Inumon..." She said in a sad voice before she created an evil grin on her face. "He is so dead when I'm through with him!"
"What is the matter with her, Takatomon?" Guilmon asked.
Takato laughed sheepishly. "Well, let's just say that Inumon nabbed her pizza two days ago."
"WAH! MY POOR PIZZA!" Huskymon cried, a waterfall of tears coming out of her eyes.
Shadow sighed. "Somebody stop her before she washes the snow away..."
"Me and Bayleef are the secret weapon, Sonic! Give us the word and Bayleef will unleash a massive barrage of snowballs!" Ash said.
Bayleef nodded. "Bay! Bay!"
"Thanks, Ash! Now, let's get this party starting!" Sonic said before he turned to Knuckles' side. "Hey, Knuckles! Hurry it up! It's almost time!"
"DON'T RUSH US!!!" Knuckles called back before turning to his team. "Right, is everything ready for the fight?!"
Davis nodded. "Yes!"
Joey nodded. "Yes!"
Inumon nodded. "No!"
Groaning, Knuckles slapped Inumon's head. "Well, get use to it! Your going into battle and that is final! Understand!"
"Yes, sir..." Inumon replied in a sarcastic voice.
"Good!" Knuckles turned to Vector. "I have an idea of how we can win this battle! Is that bazooka of yours working?"
Vector nodded as he petted the bazooka. "No worries, Knuckles! This baby will take us to victory before you could say snowed hedgehog!"
As the two teams got themselves ready, Bokomon and Neemon walked onto the field between the two battling teams. He gave off a slight cough.
"Ladies and gentlemen! The Fifth Anime Snowball Fight has begin! You know the rules so.... BEGIN!" Bokomon said. Before anyone could throw snow or anything, Bokomon grabbed Neemon and ran off in a speed of light.
Neemon had one thing to say. "WHEE!!!"
"Dude, why did he ran THAT fast?" Davis asked.
Tai sighed. "Would you want to get splattered by snow, Davis?"
Davis shook his head. "No..."
"Wow, Sonic... He ran faster than you!" Tails said.
Sonic laughed. "Have Bokomon been chased by a giant snowball and we'll have a race!"
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The snowball fight has gone underway and it was a long battle. Throwing, ducking, throwing, ducking, it just wouldn't stopped.
On Sonic's side, only Takato, Guilmon and Ash were out while Tai, Agumon and Mighty were eliminated as well. Inumon was soon eliminated next but, it had to be Huskymon whom was rapidly hitting him with the snowballs."
"THAT... WAS... FOR... MY... PIZZA!!!" Yelled Huskymon as she grunted with every throw upon the poor Inumon.
Inumon was on the ground, covered with snow except his head. Tai walked over to him and smirked. "You know what this means, Inumon?"
"What?" Inumon asked.
"Never steal a lady's pizza again." Tai said.
Inumon sweatdropped, which became frozen. "If Huskymon is a lady..."
Meanwhile, sneaking towards Sonic's side of the field... Knuckles and Vector slowly crawled on the snow, with small hills that hidden them that was made during the battle or by Bokomon's quick running. Vector still carried the bazooka in his hands.
"OK... When Sonic is in range, FIRE! He won't know what hit him!" Knuckles whispered.
Vector held the bazooka up and looked through the small cross-target. "OK, Knuckles..."
After a few tense moments, Sonic came in range. Knuckles grinned. "Right! Get him!"
"Right! Firing now!" Vector replied.
/CLICK!/
A wonderful moment for Knuckles as he will witness Sonic getting splattered by a face full of snow, thus ending the 4-0 record he was making in the snowball touraments. Knuckles' team would have finally won...
/CLICK!/
...if Vector's bazooka would respond as it hasn't fired a single snowball upon Sonic. And Knuckles was getting impatient. "Vector... What are you...?"
"I...I can't fire it, Knuckles... I just can't..." Vector said.
Groaning, Knuckles watched as Sonic went away while Vector continued to pull the trigger and the bazooka didn't fire. "Vector... STOP! He's gone... why didn't you fire?!"
"I dunno... Maybe somethin' blocking it..." Vector replied.
Knuckles grabbed the top of the bazooka and looked through the cannon hole. "Let me see... How can this happen? It worked fine when you showed it to us..."
Vector shrugged and mindlessly pulled the trigger again... /CLICK!/
/BOOM!!!/
In the middle of the field was the body of Knuckles, face covered in snow. He was pushed back by the force of the snow, into the middle of the field where everyone can see him.
Megaman blinked. "Hey... it's Knuckles!"
"Oh no! Dude, if Knuckles is splattered with snow... What does that mean!?" Davis asked.
"Match over! Sonic's team wins!" Bokomon announced.
Joey sighed. "That answers your question? I wonder what went wrong here..."
"Well, there is one thing I can tell you." Espio said as Knuckles started to sit up with an angry look on his face. "He is gonna scream now."
"VVVVVEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!" Knuckles roared as he leapt up onto his feet and ran over to where Vector was.
"NO! WAIT, KNUCKLES! I CAN EXPLAIN! STOP! NO! ARRRRGGHHH!!!!!!!!!" Vector screamed as Knuckles landed upon him.
Megaman sweatdropped. "Man, I wonder what Knuckles will do to that poor guy..."
"Same way I'm gonna do to Inumon when I get my paws on him!" Huskymon growled.
"Two funerals in one day... that will be pretty..." Shadow muttered.
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Mighty, Espio, Inumon, Tai, Davis and Joey watched as Agumon led Vector towards them, whom had his crocodile mouth tied by the bazooka.
"Wow... never knew a bazooka can be bended like that..." Joey said.
Agumon shook his head. "Vector, why did you got Knuckles? It's now 5-0!"
Grunting, Vector pulled the damaged bazooka off his mouth and started to speak again. "He LOOKED into the bazooka as it didn't fired! Only when his head was in the way when it finally shot a snowball! Too bad it had to be my leader..."
"What a shame that your bazooka is damaged... it was brand new this morning..." Mighty said.
Nodding, Inumon noticed small writing on the side of the bazooka. "What's this? Echidna-Sucher-Bläser...? Oh, Vector!"
"What?!" Vector asked, confused.
"This bazooka is known as a Echidna-Sucher-Bläser!!!" Inumon growled.
Davis blinked. "Meaning...?"
"Echidna-Sucher-Bläser is Echidna Seeker Blaster in German!" Inumon said.
"WHAT?! Vector, you idiot!!!" Tai yelled.
Vector stepped back. "Hey, hey! Whoa! It's not my fault! I don't speak German!" He looked at the bazooka. "No way I can pay back for this... Echidna Seeker Blaster... I just don't believe it..."
"Neither do I..." Espio said.
"Can it still work though?" Vector muttered, holding the bended cannon up into the air and pulled the trigger.
/BOOM!!!/
Everyone was amazed that the bazooka had fired without Knuckles about. "Dude, I just don't believe it! It fired!" Davis said as the snowball landed out of shot.
"Well, wadda ya know... One more snowball." Vector said, looking pleased.
Sonic's head came into shot, pretending to look shocked and amazed. "One more snowball?" He turned to his friend. "Hey, Knuckles! Did you hear that?! He said..."
Knuckles came into view as well, except his face was covered by a snowball. "I know... I KNOW!!!"
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And so, Knuckles reported to me and I told him to start working soon. It was all peaceful except for this...
"INUMON!!!!"
"HELP!!! SOMEBODY SAVE ME FROM A PSYCHO HUSKYMON!!!"
"YOU PIZZA MURDER!!! COME HERE!!!"
Course, things aren't peaceful around here...
TO BE CONTINUED...