Sorry for the lateness of all my chapters but I am possibly the most disorganised person in the whole entire multiverse. So I'll save all my mindless babble to the end.

"Shhh, you'll wake them up."

"Ha ha ha ha ha. Aha ha ha etc."

"Shut up Lofty."

"I'm Drunk." Said another voice proudly.

"Well I'm more drunk than you, Tiger." Challenged another voice

"Ha ha ha ha ha. Aha ha ha"

"Shut up!" said all the young adults to the still giggling Lofty.

"Who's there?" said a new, forbidding voice.

"Crap, It's Butler." Said the Fowl heir."

"Hide!" shrieked Tiger, a bit too loud.

The light turned on in the room next to the excited crew.

"This way!"

The guilty party followed their ringleader down some stairs into the cellar.

"Shut up!" Eden hissed at the giggling Lofty as they all tried to hide behind a couch, and failed.

"SPIDER!" screamed Lofty.

"Where!" screamed the girls.

"Lofty you bloody gay stupid person thingy, Butler would have heard that."

And sure enough, there were footsteps descending the stairs.

"Hide!" shrieked Tiger, again too loud.

They all squirmed to try and fit behind the small three seater, but there were many limbs sticking out from behind it.

"Shhh" shushed Eden as the door opened and the huge Eurasian peeked his head over the top of the top of the sofa. What he saw was a dustsheet that moved as if there were rats moving about.

"I think he's gone." giggled Lofty.

Butler took this as his Que.and pulled the cover off the group of twenty-year-olds.

They all looked up at the same time and said in unison,

"Hi Butler."

"Well, well, well. I had begun to think that you all had forgotten where you lived."

"Sorry, Butler." They all said in unison.

"And Artemis, I thought you would have more sense."

"Sorry, Butler." Artemis repeated.

"Now off to bed with all of you." Said Butler, then added, "And no nonsense. Enid's sleeping."

"Juliet's back?" they all said, again in unison.

"Naw," Butler said sarcastically, "Enid just sprouted wings and flew over the Atlantic."

Even though Artemis was so deeply inebriated, he couldn't miss the chance to be sarcastic back. How could he? He was famous for giving smart remarks. "Really Butler?" he began, but was rudely interrupted by knocks at the main door.

The group all tried to get to the door first. This resulted in gridlock up the stairs.

Finally, they all managed to get into the main hall and clustered around the door.

"It's something important." Said Eden with no expression.

"How the bugger do you know these things?" Tiger asked, amazed at Eden's skill.

Eden's response was to shrug her shoulders and say something that probably meant to sound like "I don't know," but in traditional teenage style came out as a muffled, "ah eeeee o."

Butler squeezed past and opened the door.

There's another chapter (Finally) finished. I had to fit it around a really hectic social life (humph, what social life) and the stupid, bloody homework that my teachers are piling on at the moment because my juniors are about 8 months away.

Aw well,

There's one 'review' that I saw in my Email thingy,

It's from a 'RaptorK' (sorry if that's spelt wrong, I'm going by memory)

If it's a ski trip thingy, then yes. I don't know when everyone's going over, but wait a mo. checks homework diary you say February? In me homework diary it says March a whole pile of clapping because I actually looked in my hmwk diary

I say 'they' because I decided not to go to the ski trip because you don't know what war a stupid President Cough Bush Cough has put the poor American nation under again.

It snows about once or (rarely) twice a year over here (well decent snow that you can use) so, no, we don't have fake snow (LOL). I suppose that's because of the mild weather we have. The snow only lasts for about a day, then it turns to ice (And my mother refuses totally to go driving when this happens). Talking about weather, this summer was crap because of the tail ends of the hurricanes in Florida. I suppose it was worse there but all we have (Season after season after season) is RAIN! I mean come on, there are floods in England (Even though they get less bloody rain than we do) and droughts in Africa, to me it doesn't make sense.

Wow. I do talk too much. You should actually hear me; I speak really fast too, its like e.g. (I'm in a chip shop)

Me:CanIhave3chips,3fish,1steakburgerwifonions,achickinfilletburgerwifmayoandaportionoffreanchfriedonions.

Person serving the shop: What?

Any-way, that's way off the point.

In school we have Irish classes. We learn Irish in them, hence the name. I hate these Irish classes because every time we have to learn Vocab (Vocabulary) I usually daydream and she hates me. My French teacher hates me too. Just because I laughed at some words she was reading out. (How could I not, they sounded something like… Poo, Voo, Loo, Too, Noo - XD LOL!) Everyone else was laughing but I laughed the loudest and longest (Sad, I know, but you had to be there).

I think the C2 thing is like say you want to do a story with someone else you can do it. Don't ask me, I hardly ever get on FF anymore since my school found out that I was going on it and has made it into a restricted site, boy did I get into trouble.

Ahh, The question of the 'Mary-Sue' s. I can mind when I asked someone about that (Thanks LMD). 'Mary-Sue' (This is my impression by the way) is perfect in every way and… well, that just about rounds it up.

Another code thingy is 'OC'. And no, it isn't the TV program. It means 'Optional Character' (Thanks again to LMD). This means that your story wouldn't be effected much if you didn't have the 'OC' in it.

I hope your dance went well. I'm only in my third year at secondary school and I don't get a dance (or formal as it's called) until I'm upper or lower sixth or else someone asks me to go with them to the Teck formal or something. I'd love to go to one though.

Well. Suppose that's over and done with,

Slán,

LOLuv

Soap Sudd XD (People have been asking about the 'XD' I put in the middle of sentences and after my name. Tilt your head to the left and look at it again. It looks like some one laughing. Variants are- XP :D :P )