Chapter 5: Advertise!
By Ninetalesuk.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hey, MajinMewtwo. I'm sure your gonna like this... /Sniggers/
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In a room somewhere, Knuckles was speaking to Renamon and Megaman. "OK! Everyone has rehearsed and I'm hoping it won't be a flop like last year's."
"Don't bet on it..." Megaman muttered.
"ZIP IT! Anyway, in order to gain an audience, we need a eye-catching advertisement on the TV." Knuckles explained. He pointed to a red motor sled with fake snow on it. Behind it was a blue screen. "We'll be having Santa and his elf riding on that sled, giving off Christmas cheers to the audience and also announcing the Christmas Carol play."
Renamon sniggered. "I'm sure everyone will enjoy this as much as last year's..." She then looked confused. "So, who is going to be the elf and Santa?"
"I'm the elf... and say anything and I'll flame ya, toots!" Said a tough-like voice. Renamon turned around to see a familiar small purple imp in green elf costume.
Renamon couldn't hold her laughter back when she saw who it is. "IMPMON?!?!"
"Yeah, yeah... Laugh it up, toots... I'm in this for food!" Impmon said. "And if there isn't a rule saying that I am forbidden to Digivolve into Beelzemon for revenge, you would get it straight into the chops!"
"OK... So, we have the elf... Where is Santa?" Megaman asked.
His answer came as Inumon walked into the room, dressed as Santa. Cushions underneath his suit to make him fat. He spoke in a deep, and not happy, voice. "Ho... ho... ho..."
Megaman laughed. "Look! It's a Christmas twit!"
Inumon walked over to Impmon, smirking at the suit he was wearing. "And what would you like for Christmas, little boy?"
"A new life..." Impmon muttered.
Knuckles grinned as he pointed to the sled. "All right, you two. Into positions!"
Impmon whipped his elf hat off. "Fine... as long as I don't wear that hat!"
Grinning, Inumon picked the elf hat up. "Aww... ya should have been Scrooge instead of me."
"Well, at least I didn't steal Huskymon's pizza, thus getting her enraged enough to scare a BlackWarGreymon, huh?" Impmon said.
Knuckles handed Impmon a remote. "Here... this controls the weather machine..."
As Inumon and Impmon climbed onto the sled, Renamon took the elf hat from Inumon and placed it onto Impmon's head. "Wear it, Grinch!"
"Shut it..." Impmon growled.
Knuckles sighed. "This is a practise so... no mess ups! Ready, go!"
The blue screen came to life with a shot of the runway that makes it look like that Inumon and Impmon are taking off on a flying sled. Fake snow blew around them as the background changes to them flying over a mountain.
"Inumon!!! Look out for that mountain!" Impmon said, placing his hands over Inumon's eyes while laughing like a looney.
Inumon growled. "Let go or you'll be born as an Elfmon!"
Sighing, Impmon removed his hands as Inumon turned the sled to the left and then, to the right as if he was driving around the mountains. Impmon turned around to the screen as it changes to a huge jetplane flying behind him. He grinned. "Oh... so fun..."
As Impmon pretended to mouth at the following jetplane, Inumon didn't notice and started to speak. "Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! The name is Inumon and behind me is Impmon's alternate form, the lovely Elfmon!" He sniggered.
Shaking his fist, Impmon reached down to grab a plastic hand granade before activating it and threw it in front of Inumon. The Rookie mutt yelped with shock before grabbing the fake bomb and threw it away. Impmon looked at the screen again and saw it changed into shot from a black and white western film - a chase from a cavalry. Impmon brought out a toy rifle and starts shooting at the horseriders.
"This week, there is a special Xmas Play in store for all of you! A Christmas Carol! Starring me as Scrooge and others in the show including Tristan as the Undertaker's cousin, the Ghost of Christmas Future! Tickets are on sale and be quick!" Inumon said. Behind him, Impmon pressed a button and there was a lot of snow falling now and Inumon started to choke. "Until then... On Donner, on Blitzen, on Comet..." He now starts to choke.
Impmon was disapointed that the scene behind him changed back into flying over a mountain but, he grinned at the choking Inumon. "What's the matter, Santa? Have you never ever flown in a blizzard before? Too bad!" He pressed a button again and a lot of snow falls on top of him, making him fall off the sled. "AH, NUTS!!! YARGH!!!"
"Take two..." Inumon coughed.
Renamon was laughing her head off. "That was good!"
Megaman was laughed as well. "Oh man... can't wait for the end results..."
"Neither can I..." Knuckles said with a sweatdrop.
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Much later, Inumon entered the room with Renamon, grumbling. "Can't believe it took that long to shoot an advertisement!"
"Come on, it's not that bad..." Renamon said.
"IT TOOK 50 TAKES UNTIL IMPMON BEHAVED!!!" Inumon roared.
Nearby, Henry was sitting on a chair. He looked up with a confused expression. "Advertise? What are you guys advertising about? A Christmas again?"
Renamon nodded. "Yes, Henry. The Christmas Carol."
"I gotta see that!" Henry said before looking at Susie. "Oh boy..."
"What's wrong?" Inumon asked.
Henry sighed. "Last night, Susie watched a film called Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer the Movie and she told me her favourite characters were Rudolph and his doe friend, Zoey."
"Give me the chance and I'll get this Rudolph and Zoey here before you know it!" Inumon said.
Crossing her arms, Renamon smirked. "Too bad they live in the cartoon world, not the anime world... So much for that plan..."
"Good point..." Inumon muttered.
Pointing to Susie, Henry sweatdropped. "Well, she is doing something that will be the most funniest thing to you and me..."
Inumon blinked. "What's that?"
"She is..." Henry started before Susie called out.
"FINISHED!" Susie said, holding Lopmon up. "Meet Zoey."
Lopmon was wearing a headset of huge deer-like ears. She wasn't worried at all. "At least I have four ears with me..."
"And meet Wuolph!" Susie said, picking Terriermon up and showing everyone.
Terriermon was also wearing a deer-like ears headset with antlers and a huge red nose. He was sweatdropping like mad. "Shoot me..."
Inumon burst out laughing. "So cute... HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
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Knuckles looked at Vector, Mighty and Espio as all three of them held a massive pile of leaflets. "Right... If the commericial doesn't work, you three might as well deliver these leaflets around town."
"OK..." Vector grunted.
"I hope this new job is worth it..." Espio muttered.
Mighty nodded. "I hope so too..."
Pointing to the door, Knuckles nodded. "Right, move it!"
Slowly, the three members of Chaotix walked to the door, making sure they don't drop the leaflets. Too bad Inumon had to walk in and almost bump into the messenger boys.
"HEY! WATCH IT!"
"LOOK OUT!"
"BE CAREFUL!"
Inumon quickly jumped away from Vector, leapt above Espio and duck under Mighty as they walked to the door. "Sorry, guys!" When they left, Inumon turned to Knuckles. "We need to talk, Knuckles..."
"Hey, Inumon... How is your throat?" Knuckles asked.
"It's fine... I think I got all that fake snow out..." Inumon said before he coughed out a cloud of fake snow. "I'm gonna kill that Impmon..."
Knuckles sniggered. "So, what do you want to ask, Inumon?"
Inumon coughed some more. "Well... it's about this play... Am I gonna survive?"
After a few moments, Knuckles handed a box. "Here... open it... your answer is in there..."
Blinking with confusion, Inumon opened a box to bring out a small MagnaGarurumon doll. "A doll? He looks familiar..." He paled. "Oh no..."
"MAGNAGARURUMON!!!" Came the squealing of Huskymon.
"LET ME HAVE THEM!!!" Screamed BelleHuskymon.
Before he pounced by the insane fans of MagnaGarurumon, Inumon sweatdropped. "I guess this means I won't survive, huh...?"
"That's right..." Knuckles said, nodding.
"Nuts..." Inumon muttered before... "AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
Next chapter is the Christmas Carol! What is store, wait and see! Until next time, see ya!