Dawn of The Dead
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Steve: So when is the army coming to shoot all the zombies?
there is silence
Jason: Your not suppose to make sense in a horror movie!!!!
Steve:Oh yeah.......
Jack: So were gona crash right through the entrance of the mall?
Jason: Yeah
Steve: Now that dosen't sound very smart...
CRASH
bus stops
Jason: EVERYONE OUT!
everyone runs out of bus
Steve: Is everyone allright?
Micheal: Yeah but who are those guys?
Ving Rhames, Chuck Norris , and Ben Stiller walk up to the group
Ben Stiller: Who are you guys?
thomas comes out of the bus
Thomas: I'VE FOUND THE CURE TO DEFEAT THE ZOMBIES!
everyone: YOU DID WOW WHAT IS IT?
Thomas: You have to hit them with ....... car comes out of nowhere and hits him
thomas flies into the wall
Christopher Walken comes out of car
Walken: I didn't see him.......
Ving Rhames: So how are we gona get out of this city?
Jason: I heard there was an Island with a bomb big enough to blow the whole state.
Ben Stiller: I don't exactly want to get wasted by some bomb here. We don't even know if it's only this state.
Chuck Norris: I'm with you Jason.
Steve: Me too
Morpheus: Yo también
Walken shoots Morpheus
Jason: WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT FOR!?
Walken: I thought he was a zombie.
Jason: WHY?
Walken: He talks like one......
Ving Rhames shoots Walken with shotgun
BLAST
Ving Rhames: That's 2 people he killed!
Micheal shoots Ving Rhames with Walken's machine gun
BANG BANG BANG
Jack shoots Micheal with a pistol
BANG
Steve pulls out rocket launcher
Jason: STOP!