Jason: We're never gona survive this if you keep shooting each other.
Ben Stiller: Well were never gona survive if you don't stop shooting each other.
Jason: But I didn't shoot anyone......
Ben Stiller: Oh really well ..... shutup.....
a zombie walks through the door
Ben Stiller: What the heck is that?
Steve: zombies are taking over the city
Ben Stiller: Oh thats nice
yoda jumps down
Yoda: weak with the force you are ......
yoda pulls out lightsaber
WISH!
zombie falls down
Chuck Norris: Yoda nice of you to drop by
Yoda: I sensed a disturbance in the force........... plus the animator of this movie already had drawn me.....
Steve: right.....
Jason: Well we had better get to the roof......
Ben Stiller: Why would we go to the roof?
Jason: Because that's where they went in the real one and there was a sniper guy and he could shoot everything
Ben Stiller: Real what?
Steve: DIE! hits jack with shovel
Jason: Steve! What the heck!
Steve: I thought he just recently turned into a zombie.......
the 5 run to the roof
Jason: What are those?
5 U.F.Os fly over the building
Steve: Aliens.....
UFOs land and fight the zombies
Ben Stiller: dang....
zombies eat aliens
alien zombie starts shooting lasers at the building the 5 are on
Blast!
hits yoda
Jason: Yoda!
yoda lies on the ground
Yoda: Jason....... you must...... rech the bomb........ the force....... will always be with you...... depending......... if you pay the monthly fee......... - dies
Jason: that's it....... get ready to roll with this......
- showdown music plays -
the 4 are getting weapons and loading them into the bus
- music stops -
everyone is in the bus
Jason: lets go....
starts bus
bus dosent start
Jason: Oh come on!
bus starts
bus crashes out of the front part of the mall
- mother fucka - name of the game plays -
bus runs over tons of zombies
the 4 shoot at zombies with shotguns and machine guns
army helicopters come from nowhere and drop troops down
army soilders and tanks shoot the zombies
all the zombies are massacured
WHACK!
Ben Stiller: Wake up!
Steve gets up
Jason: Were gona jump onto that fariee!
Steve: YOUR CRAZY!
bus goes off a ramp that comes out of nowhere
the bus floats in the air
- suspense music plays -
bus slowly comes down in slow motion
lands on fariee
bus crushes the top of the fariee
fariee starts to sink
Jason: oh come on!!
Steve: Everyone get out of the bus!
everyone jumps out the windows
Steve: NOW PUSH THE BUS OFF THE FARIEE !
everyone pushes
Jason pulls out lightsaber
Jason swings the saber at the bus
WOOSH WOOSH !
the bus falls off the boat
puts away lightsaber
Steve: Thank goodness us 4 made it......
UFOs start to shoot at the boat
everybody: give us a frekin break!
boat is hit by laser shot
Chuck Norris: Jason give me your lightsaber!
jason gives chuck the lightsaber
Chuck Norris: EEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! jumps into the air and slices the ufos into pieces
Jason: YOU DID IT CHUCK!
Chuck's lightsaber explodes
Jason: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
jason falls down
Steve: something tells me this is gona be a looooooooooooong day..........................
THE END
Ben Stiller: Well no duh........
credits roll