MUST READ A/N!!!!!!!!!!

OK, OK I'm so sorry that I took so long with this chappie and I know your all wondering what's the deal with Kagome's grandmother and I got a lot of good idea's but I didn't know which one to pick so I deiced to have her be Kaede. I don't want any body to be mad so I'm gonna use the name's for other people OK?

Oh yeah I almost forgot I don't own Inu and co., but don't think I'm gonna let that get me down! I won't cry! *sniff* *sniff* I won't, Waaaaaaaaaaa!!!! *run's away crying like a baby*

On to the story....

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"Boy I will bust a cap in your punk ass!"

"I'd like to see you try wench!!"

'That was a bad idea Inuyasha..' Sota thought.

"Dead dog walking.." Mrs.H mumbled.

And out of no where Kaede whipped out a shot gun and pointed it at our little doggy friend "What now baby! What now baby what now Huh? Huh? Huh?"

"Inuyasha! Sit boy!" Kagome smiled when Inuyasha went smashing to the floor it was hard enough having her grandmother there with out them fighting all the time but she had to admit it was kind of funny after all these years he still had that thing on..

She put it on him a long time ago when they were little kids and just never came around to taking it off but it was the only way to keep him in good behavior. She walked over to him and helped him get up and dust off.

"Wench." He growled.

"Sit!"

"What baby! What baby!" ( guess who said that)

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"Come and eat everybody!" Sango called from the kitchen.

Once everyone started eating Kagome deiced to make conversation. "Mom what's grandpa been up to?"

"Don't know body want to hear bout your nasty ass grandpa girl!" Kaede said. Kagome sighed and rolled her eyes. And Kaede made conversation.

"You know your uncle Gorge died." "You mean the one with the big house down town?" Sota said. "Yup" "How?" Kagome said, "Viagara over dose!"

"What??!!" Sango said baffled

"Yeah really his wife read the bottle to him and it said don't take no more then 2-3 pills a day she thought it said 23! HaHa! They put him six feet under and still couldn't close his casket!"

Kaede said laughing her ass off! "I need me a man like that!" She said still laughing. "Mother!" Mrs.H shouted. "Oh I'm just kidding girl! You can't judge a man like that.. You gotta check his bank account first!" She started laughing again.

Kagome and Sango tried to hide their smiles than started giggling as well, but Sota and Miroku didn't waste any time in laughing with Kaede. Inuyasha and Mrs.H just looked on with expressionless faces.

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"OK mom I'll call you later"

"Aright baby I love you"

"Bye Sota!"

"Bye Kag, is it OK if I meat Rin and Shippo here tomorrow?" He looked over to their grandmother then back at her.

"Yeah I guess."

"Good night everyone!" Sango said

And with that Kagome's family left. Kagome collapsed into the couch and Sango went to the Kitchen to check on the boys whom at this point were doing the dishes.

Sango walked in the kitchen just in time to see Inu and Miroku wearing huge oven mitts and see Inuyasha drop two glass cup. Sango shook her head and looked at Miroku to see what he was doing wrong but he just shrugged and turned to the oven opened the door and pulled out a bunch of their soggy underwear. "I was drying the laundry for u I thought you'd be happy..." then she looked to Inuyasha and he walked over to the oven and pulled out a few plastic cups and blows. "I had to dry them some how?" Sango closed her eyes and counted "1.2.3..4.5..6.7.8919!!!!' "Run."

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Kagome sat on the sofa reading a magazine until she heard a stream of curses coming from Sango that would make Satan proud! She smelled the air 'is that burning plastic?' Just then the phone rang. "Moshi Moshi?"

"Hello Kagome?"

"Hey Kouga what's up?"

"Hey babe I was wondering if I could come over tomorrow?" ( A/N: yes that's right they go out)

"Yeah sure."

"OK see you then?"

"OK Ja-ne!"

"Ja babe!"

Kagome hung up the phone and went to see why it smelled like burning plastic and hot bleach.

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OK that's it for now I sorry I took so long school started and I'm trying to work hard well I'm gonna update real FAST! OK? Oh yeah I want to no what you want in this story do you want more funny? Do you want fluff? Or do you want funny fluff? Do you want funny and fluff? Well I gotta go now so..Love&Lillys !