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HI! Here is the next issue or more like chapter of
It's my life
WHOOO!
Lime: BOOOO! YOU SUCK! BOO! LG! LG!
Hmmm.... evil smirk ok! I will make it an LG! MUAHAHAHAHA! (Don't worry! I don't mean Gohan I mean someone else! MUAHAHAHAHA!
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He'll be right here!
Lime: YAYA little hearts in eyes LG! You're so nice!
Sorry I didn't update for such a long time! I was on vacation!
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"This is soooo cool! Gohan I love this!" Said Videl as she zoomed through the air
"Now we can finally get out of here!" said Gohan as he lifted up and started searching for a exit. Soon they both spotted the exit and zoomed towards it.
"WERE FREEE!" yelled Videl
"Um, we where already free remember? We were just lost. YA WE ARE NO LONGER LOST!!!" said and then yelled Gohan.
"YAH!" yelled Videl.
We will land in 5min. report to control/navigational room to receive orders and precautions of landing.
"Quick! Grab my hand" yelled Gohan
"Ok" said Videl as she grabbed on to Gohan's hand. They then sped off to the control room/ Ryoka's room.
In less than a second they where seat belted in their chairs.
PREPARE FOR CONNECTION WITH SS STATION 5
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"Come on! Let's go eat!" said Ryoka as she pushed a bunch of buttons and then stood up.
(5min. later)
They where in line for a restaurant. They where standing by a wall.
"Hey Gohan look at this!" said Videl as she pointed to a poster.
"It's the most wanted!" said Gohan with interest.
On the wall was a huge poster of their faces.
"Congrats you guys! You made it in the big league" said Ryoka as she congratulated them.
"Ok..." said Videl with shock while looking at her picture.
"Now what?" said Gohan confused
"They won't let us in the restaurant so come on I have an idea." Said Ryoka as she grabbed them and took them to the back of a huge building.
"All we have to do is snag a few crates and put them in the ship." Said Ryoka as she pointed to the crates.
"But that's stealing!" said Videl shocked. She was a cop back at earth; then again she always did want to live a life of fun...
"Don't worry it's called permanently borrowing. Do any of you have any empty capsules?" said Ryoka
"I do, here" said Videl as she gave it to Ryoka.
"Ok watch this!" said Ryoka wit ha huge smirk. She walked up to a bunch of crates and moved them in a pile. She then threw the capsule and went to a worker who fell asleep.
"Sir! Someone just stole some of you shipments!" Ryoka said in a very girly tone and with a wig on.
"Uh, thanks miss. It's ok. It happens all the time." Said the guy as he changed his position. "We'll just catch them before they leave the space station. It would be obvious since they are carrying the crates."
"Ok! But if you tell on the people then I'll tell on you for sleeping!" said Ryoka all a sudden wit h a ki gun to his neck.
"R-R-yok-k-ryoka! Back so soon? I-I didn't Rec-recoginize ya! Hehe? It's safe with me! Hehe?" said the guy who was scared shitless.
"Ok, good boy. Here's a treat for the good little doggy. But remember you die if you tell!" said Ryoka as she threw him a golden bar.
"Yessury Ryoka ma'am! Just go ahead and take the whole stoke!" said the guy as he examined the small gold bar.
"Oh that won't be necessary." Said Ryoka as she played around with the capsule.
"Why?" said the guy who was confused.
"You told on me didn't you." Said Ryoka with a sad gleam in her eye.
"Um... Hehe? I mean err. Yes I had to cause then they would have fired me!" said the poor dud trying to defend himself.
"And your employer gave you the job to sabotage my cargo hold in my ship. Also to catch me red handed but you where tired of waiting and fell asleep on the job. Then you freaked out when you found out it was me not some blonde, and you knew that it would not end well, so what do you have to say for yourself?" said Ryoka sadly as she threw the capsule and then caught it and then over again.
"I'm truly sorry ma'am! I didn't want to be a fired! Would you eva forgive me?" said the guy already on his knee's and pleading.
"Gohan and Videl what do you think should be his punishment?" said Ryoka who was upset that out of all the people to tell it was him. Just because she stopped raiding for a while did not mean they caught her or that she retired.
"I think you should put a zanshu collar on him." Said Gohan as he took one out.
"I think you should beat him up painfully" said Videl with an evil smirk.
"Or just do it Vegeta style and throw a deadly ki ball at him." Said Gohan while forming a ki-ball that could kill the dude.
"The last will do" said Ryoka as she walked away from the now terrified guy as the ki-ball flew at him and they walked away before it quickly dissipated him.
(Warning this is a joke for all south park lovers)
in a different part of the galaxy
"OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!" yelled a guy who previously was just stacking boxes at his job.
opposite side of that galaxy
"YOU BASTARD!" yelled a guy in a bathtub relaxing and listening to some soothing music.
any ways...
"Job well done! Now all we do is go back on our ship!" stated Ryoka smugly with a prideful smirk of a job well done.
"o-k...." said Videl who was still slightly confused of why she was wanted and shocked of what she said and how she acted just a few seconds ago.
on a ship in space
"I'AM TH MIGHTY CELLERCONE!" yelled none other than Cellercone as he posed in front of a mirror. "What do you think of my poses Dude? You know what? You need a nickname so no one would know your real name but they would still know what to call you. How about cinderblock? Or Broco? And then you also need some cool poses." said Cendercone who was still in thought.
"Um, your poses I guess are ok" said Dude with a sweat drop. "A nickname, vortex would be fine and my poses I already have." Finished Dude now known as Vortex said as he did some very cool break-dance moves.
Wow he's good..."good cause we have no time for stalling" said Cendercone arrogantly but then tripping on his robe." by the way, you need an outfit." Said Cendercone as he tried to stand up but tripped again.
"Already taken care of." Said vortex as he pushed a button and a grey spandex suit appeared instead of the old uniform he was wearing earlier.
"And now for training. How strong are you?" asked Cellercone.
"I can fly and form ki balls but I'm still working on my strength." Answered Vortex while demonstrating
"Good. Go train in room 5B for you have to be as strong as possible when we land." Said Cellercone as he went off to talk to one of his many servants
"Whatever" said Vortex as he walked of to the room
"Give me your best shot Kakarott! I know you can do better than that!" said Vegeta as he powered up to his fullest.
"You sure are right and remember you asked for it!" answered Goku as he did a blast punch/blast kick combo. His attack was blocked.
They kept punching/kicking and being at each others tails and necks(literally) when all a sudden Goku stopped.
Vegeta of course took the opportunity to punch him in the face which sent Goku spiraling towards the ground. Vegeta sent a huge blast after him thinking that he would attack back.
But Goku didn't come.
"Kakarott?" said Vegeta as he searched around for Goku until he found him just laying on a rock starring at the sky.
"Kakarott what's wrong?" said Vegeta quietly as he sat by his best sparring partner.
"I just felt Gohan's ki but it vanished again. I'm worried about him Vegeta. What if something bad happened to him? What if he is being tortured and I'm not there to save him?" said Goku who was very worried.
"Oh G-brat is fine. In fact the onna told me that his friend R-brat called and said that he's just fine. What do you say about finishing our spar in the GR?" said Vegeta comfortingly as he stood up and cracked his neck and stretched.
"Sure V-Man! Lets race!" said Goku as he shot of knowing full well that it would still be a tie.
"You copy rat!" yelled Vegeta as he caught up to Goku with a huge smirk/pout
"I think its copy bat or hat or something like that Vegeta but not rat!" said Goku as he sped off with Vegeta hot on his tail.
"I'll ask the harpy later" said Vegeta as he shot off ahead of Goku and winning by one second. "HA! I WON! I AM THE BETTER SAIYIN! MUAHAHAHAHA!" yelled Vegeta victoriously as he did his arrogant winning pose.
"NOT FAIR!" yelled Goku as he pouted.
"I RULE YOU DROOL! I AM COOL YOU SUCK! MUAHAHAHAH! YOU HAVE TO EAT MY DUST AND GOTENS COOKING FOR A WHOLE DAY!!" yelled Vegeta triumphantly.
"NOOOOOOO" yelled Goku as he fell to his knee's/
"You know I'm just joking right Kakarott right?" said Vegeta
"Yah I just got carried away sorry." Answered Goku as he stood up.
"Well that's too bad because I was enjoying it!" said Vegeta arrogantly as he opened up the door to his GR
"So now where?" asked Videl as she buckled up and was ready for lift off.
"Off to teach you all I know!" said Ryoka as she waited for the sign on the control panel that would finally stop beeping once everyone was ready.
"Cool" Videl said as she couldn't help but feel excited.
"That's great" said Gohan as he buckled up and pushed some buttons so they would start there lift off/
A figure could be seen sleeping in a bed. All a sudden a figure sneaked in and sprayed the other figure with a water gun.
All a sudden the figure with the gun was held by the collar of his shirt by the figure that was in the bed.
"Hi ...H - I... Dad! Uh... nice weather today?" choked out the first figure.
"Yeah brat. How about making it even better?" said Vegeta as he dragged poor (yeah right) trunks to the GR when all a sudden Goten tackled Vegeta.
Now both where being dragged to the GR.
"Great plan Genius" said Goten as he pouted
"My Idea? MY IDEA? Yeah it was my idea... But still! It was YOUR idea! And even if it wasn't it is NOW your idea so HA!" said Trunks as he had an arrogant look plastered on his face.
"Nuhuh" said Goten as he stuck his tongue out.
"Yahuh" Said trunks stinking his tongue out at Goten
"NUHUH"
"YAHUH"
"SHUT UP YOU BRATS! I HAD ENOUGH! NOW YOU WILL SUFFER EVEN MORE! YOU COULD AT LEAST KEEP YOUR ANNOYING QUACKING TO YOURSELFS BUT NOOO YOU HAVE TO GET ON MY NERVES! WHY NOT KAKKAROT? HUH?" yelled Vegeta instantly making them shut there traps.
"Were doomed." Said Trunks as the Gr door's opened and they where dragged in.
Lime: so? Where is my man?
Person in a cloak walks in.
Lime: Gohan!runs to the guy and hugs him or more like squeezes him.
And the wonderful person for you is drum roll Grand Kai! cloak falls to reveal the grand kai
Lime: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhh
