: lightening:

Lime: hello? Anybody there? Namely Gohan?

Grand kai: BOO!

Lime: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.takes breather Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh takes breather. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Grand kai: hahahahahhahahahahhahahahaboom

Lime: hahahahahahahah you got HIT!crash

MUAHAHAHAHAHa! Now I got lighting on MY side! AWESOME O.O

Lime and Grand kai: NOOOOOOOOO

Anyway forget the disclaimer. I did it 17 times. I think THAT is enough times!

Goten: belly…hurts… must …not eat …cookie. Ate...too much... Gah can't take it! OHHH MY TUMMY!

Trunks: 17 boxes of candy each and were still eating the rest! Goten you must keep on eating! We have to eat ALL the cookies! Then we will be on the ULTIMATE sugar high! MUAHAHAHAHAH

O-K O.o

Any way here is the chappie for you! Sorry for the Loooooong wait!

Lime spinned the bottle. It landed on…..Bum?

"Truth or dare!" asked lime evilly.

"TRUTH!" yelled bum

"OH COME ON! You ALWAYS do truth! Just do dare!" said Jake, the navigator of the ship (bum is still too stupid to do anything!)

"Fine…." Said bum as if he would die.

"I DARE YOU TOO……..take your shirt of and to say your an idiot and that you are a geek!" said lime evilly.

"gasp No! But fine!" said bum as he took his shirt of to reveal his scrawny, ugly hairy chest.

"EWWW!" "MY EYE'S" "THE HORROR"

"I'm an idiot and I'm a geek" said bum who was very embarrassed.

" And very handsome!" he finished as he ran out of the room futile trying to avoid the rotten fruit and veggies being thrown at him.

"Wow! Who would of thought! The cc rotten fruits and veggie thrower would be handy at a time like this?" said a random girl

"Ryoka, we're bored. There is nothing to do." Said Gohan as he had a Vegeta like stance and scowl.

"And? What do you want me to do? Put you on a mission?" answered Ryoka while typing a few things into the space ship's main computer.

"Yah! We would like that a lot! Come on! Anything!" said Videl who was in a similar pose.

"Ok. I got a mission. Go to your rooms and take a bath! Then I'll tell you your missions! I mean come on! You just trained again and you smell horribly!

You too Videl!" said while trying to wave the smell away from her nose.

"Fine! Well take a bath" said Gohan as he went to his room.

Videl also left to her room.

"Yes! Almost done! Gohan now needs to go to a certain reunion! On planet..."

"MEOW MEW!" yelled Ryo to ki frantically pointing to the hall.

Thanks Ryo! You're a very good guard! Here is a carrot." Sid Ryoka as she gave her a carrot.

"MEOOOOW!" Ryo to ki happily mewed.

"Ryoka may I ask you some advice?" asked Videl as she nervously tugged at her sleeve.

"Sure! What is it?" asked Ryoka as she stood up.

"I don't know what I should wear to this surprise mission. Any suggestions?" asked Videl

"Yah! I would be more than happy! Just take your bath and when you'll be done on your bed there will be what you should wear!" said Ryoka as she happily picked Ryo to ki up.

"Thanks!" said Videl as she left back to her room

"No thank you! I'd be more than glad to" said Ryoka evilly as she petted Ryo to ki as she headed to Videl's room slowly. "But first…"

"That was a nice bath!" said Videl to herself as she exited with a thick bath robe on. She went to her bed to find…

Lime: THAT'S IT! MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH I want to hear about ME not Videl! Gah she might be prettier than me! But she's dumber and, and she's uh….. Fatter than me! Yah! That's right! She is better at fighting... wait a second. I DIDN'T SAY THAT!

Lime: so here is more about what happened to me!

Krunk: and rainbow monkeys!

Lime: no not rainbow monkeys! Me! It's all about ME! NOT DUMB RIANBOW MONKEYS!

Krunk: fine fun sucker!

Lime stretched. Life was good. All she needed to complete it was GOHAN!

"Lime?" asked a shaky bum

"Yah?" said lime while looking at her self in the mirror.

"I found the direction the notorious pirate Gohan is going!" said bum

"where?" said lime FINALLLY!

"Planet…"bum said as he whispered the rest into lime's ear

"WHAT! Are you sure?" said lime a little scared

"Yup, yup, and yuppie!" answered bum

!!!!!Ok enough of her! Back to Videl!

Lime: NO crash ooh! Birdie

Anyway back to the sane!

"That was a nice bath!" said Videl to herself as she exited with a thick bath robe on. She went to her bed to find…

A super tight black shirt, black leather pants with sliver chains, a black choker with spikes, and black army boots with a note on them. Also by it was a suitcase.

"Nani? A suitcase? Duh! The mission!" said Videl as she put some lingerie on and then went to her bed and put on the outfit and stuff.

"Looky here, a note. Wonder what it says?" Videl said as she opened the note.

Once your done push the red button on your desk!

"Ok that's easy." Said as she pushed the red button.

All a sudden she appeared in the main control room.

"You look great! Now here let me do your hair!" said Ryoka while brushing her hair and putting it into a fashionable spiky hairdo.

"Thanks Ryoka!" said Videl while smiling.

"Your welcome!" said Ryoka happily.

That was a great shower thought Gohan while looking through his stuff. Oddly he only had a pair of baggy black jeans, a tight black muscle shirt, and black combat boots.

"What the heck?"

"RYOKA"

"YEAH?" yelled Ryoka back

"Why are there no clothes left but this?" said Gohan in a very upset tone as he entered the room in what was left.

"Ryo to ki" answered Ryoka

"What?" Gohan answered back

"Ryo to ki got in your room and ate it all but that outfit (Yah right…). I also saved this" said Ryoka as she picked up a suitcase from behind her.

"Now you guys can go on your-"Ryoka said before she was interrupted by…..

Lime: NO MORE VIDEL! NO MORE VIDEL!

Gohan: NO MORE LIME!disappears

Lime: OH YEAH?crash OWboom STOP THAT Bang

Vegeta: Stupid harpy SHUT UP ALL READY! We will now continue with the stupid yet humorous yet odd and weird/quirky story.

&&&&&

-BEEP- -BEEP- SHIP CRASHING INITIATE EMERGENCY MODE INTIATE EMERGENCY MODE

"Quick! This ship has no emergency pods! Strap yourself to the seats and hold on tight!" yelled Ryoka over the commotion while trying to get the space ship not to crash that badly.

They strapped themselves in and hoped all would go well.

-BEEP-

INVADERS ALERT INVADERS ALERT INVADERS ALERT

"Invaders?" Ryoka thought out loud

INVADERS ARE CURRENTLY IN HALL B-7.

"Ryoka I have a plan" said Gohan with an evil smirk.

"Are you sure this is the ship?" I asked. It was huge! And very scary.

"Scanners say they should be in the control room" said my team mate.

"Hurry it up I don't have all day! All we have to do is grab the terrible trio and get out of here" answered Baas.

"Yes boss" said Jansen while saluting.

"Let's go! MARCH" yelled Baas

We marched. Two more halls until an elevator. All a sudden the ship took a sharp turn and we fell. What the heck?

We kept on going. We got into the elevator.

Bad choice.

The elevator door broke. It wouldn't let us out. We kept hitting the walls and hitting each Other by accident. The ship was probably crashing. We were doomed.

In all ten trained Bounty hunters are here in this damned elevator after the terrible duo.

They did many good and bad things.

I witnessed both a good and bad action from the three.

Bad action

I was on guard duty on Diamonsuie, one of the universes greatest planets. On this planet were stored tons of valuables. All pirates great and puny dreamed of getting there hands on the stuff. Only thing stopping them was the high tech state of the art security. No one could get through.

Anyways it was night time and like always quiet. Too quiet.

All a sudden I heard a noise. I ran to it to find… a rabbit. A cute little rabbit. With cute ears and a cute tail! AWWWWW! .

Meanwhile the terrible trio hacked into the computer, got past security and took the valuables. Then they got away. The bunny ran off and I checked the security to see it was on coffee break mode.

-------good action

I was once again on security on a tropical moon called Jinjan. It was a tropical paradise moon. With beaches, lakes, mountains, forests, you name it had it. I was supposed to be a body guard for this all known universal actress named Sheri Lola. We were going past a restaurant named paradise gourmet when some kind of a gang came and knocked us all out they were going to rape her but the three came and knocked them out. I wasn't hit hard enough so I survived and watched the whole display. Not only did they save her life they saved my career.

-----anyways…

"What do we do baas? "Said chalk

"We try to bust the ceiling open. On the cont of three, 1, 2, 3 NOW" Baas said

I don't believe it! It's NOT working! Noooo

After the third time we felt a very sharp turn as the ship seemed to crash. I checked for surviers besides me. No one but Baas, and a few (3) others.

We felt doomed.

sorry for the long wait and happy holidays!