OK so im trying to make this like extra super long so you ppl don't hate im soooooo sorry I know you might not care but im going though a lot now so I'm gonna try and make this a nice long funny fluffy chappie! ok?

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Oh yea and who ever sent me that review saying that if I bust a cap in Inuyasha's ass they would bust one in mine I'D LIKE TO SEE YA TRY!!

PinkTL: *is busting caps in Inuyasha's ass* BWHAHAHAHAHA!! What ya gonna do huh? Huh?huh!?!?!?!?!? I'd like to see ya try and bust a cap in my ass! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

WhiteTL: U.U;; right....so anyways...

On to the story..........

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"KAEDE!!!"

Mr. Yung's voice rang though the shrine and trust me it wasn't the best thing to be heard at 6:00am in the morning!

"KAEDE WHERE ARE YOU WOMEN!?!?"

As if on cue said women walked, (or more like fell from sleeplessness) down the steps to greet him the way she always did.

"What the hell you want monkey!?"

"What did you do to my dog women?"

"What the hell you talking bout Yung?" Kaede looked at him with an eye brow raised in confusion.

Just then Mrs.H and Kagome's grandfather came down the steps. (A/N: If any one knows the names of Kagome's mum and grandfather please tell me cuz I don't know! oh, as well as how to spell Kagome's last name! ^.^;;;)

"What's going on down here?" Grandpa asked with a very unpleased tone to his voice.

"Kaede did something to my dog I'm telling you that women is the devil!" Mrs.H sighed and turned to Kaede.

"Come on fess up did you do something to Mr.Yung's dog or not?" Kaede bit her lip and shrugged.

"Alright I confess that dog was up late last night and all he did was 'bark bark bark' so I gave him some body relaxers to clam him down..." Grandpa rolled his eyes and averted the down to the coffee table with a sigh. He saw a bottle labeled 'body relaxers' that just happened to be empty- not to mention that it was his- and he felt his jaw drop.

"You gave him SOME?! This bottle was half full yesterday now it's empty!"

"Oh really? Damn~~ I know that dog is high as a kite right about now! He must be happy!" Kaede said with the biggest grin on her face.

"Happy?! He's dead!!" Mr.Yung yelled outraged, and proceeded to lay on the floor with his and legs in the air playing dead better then any dog ever could with his tongue hanging out his mouth and all. "That's how he was when I went to check on him this morning!" Mr.Yung continued as he got up from the floor.

"Look at it this way Yung ...He's in a better place now." Kaede said as she made her way up stairs to go back to sleep.

"Kaede get back here you- - you big goat you!" Mr.Yung said as he chased her up the steps, all that was heard after a moment was about five gun shots and some stomping as Mr.Yung ran down the stairs for his life, and Kaede came down after him.

"Girl I missed!"

"How can you do that to him after you killed his poor dog?" Mrs.H asked in a voice filled with empathy.

"Please that man's dog is just fine he'll be up in a few hours I just wanted to scare him a little bit......."

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Sango yawed as she woke up about three minutes later the usually did, it was about time for her and Kagome to go get their hair done, for the demons ball tonight! She squealed in pure delight as she jumped out bed to get Kagome.

"Kag! wake up its time to get our hair done!"

"Coming!"

And just that fast Kagome was out of the room and fully dressed. "Hey Sango is it ok if we go to my mum's house I need to pick up Byuo!"(A/N: you know her cat? Btw did I spell the name right o.0?)

"Yeah sure just let me finish getting ready, but are you taking him with us?"

"Yup"

"^.^;;; If you say so...."

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"Mum! I'm here to pick up Byuo!"(A/N: I say "mum" instead of "mom")

"Oh, Kagome dear, please we had enough yelling from Mr.Yung this morning."

"Why is that man always here?"

"I don't know, I'll go up stairs to get Byuo for you..." Mrs.H said as she walked up stairs to get said cat. About a minute later can you guess who just walked in the shrine like he owned the place?

"Well hello Kagome I thought that was you! I saw you walking up them shrine steps and I said to myself 'hey' and my self said 'what?' and I was like 'is that Kagome?' and my self was like 'yup! it sure is Kagome!'! So where's your little boy friend?"

"Uh, I don't have a boy friend Mr.Yung." Kagome smiled nicely even though she had the urge to slap him for asking such a personal question.

"Oh really? So how would you like to go to dinner with me next weekend?" Oh great now he was hitting on her!

"Uh my girlfriend Sango and I have plans next weekend Mr.Yung!" Kagome blurted out and before Sango could retort Kagome warped her arms around Sango's waist.

"Yeah were going to elope ...." Sango added sarcastically.

"Oh, I see...." obviously he didn't catch the sarcasm......

"Hey what's taking you girls so long I wanna get my hair cut already! We have big plans next weekend too ya know- not to mention tonight!" Inuyasha said as he walked into the shrine with a very unhappy look on his face, and to add to the chaus Mr.Yung's dog who had just gotten up from his deep doggy sleep had started barking his brains out on account of he had at least 15 hours of sleep and lots of energy to burn.

"Kagome I thought you said this young man was no longer your boyfriend and that you and Sango were going to run off and elope next weekend." This put a very strange look on Inuyasha's face and he looked over to then to see Kagome arms around Sango's waist and he raised a surprised eyebrow. (The dog barking all the while)

"Uh Inuyasha it not what you think!" Kagome yelped as she jumped away from Sango.

"Wow...Miroku is going to be disappointed...."

"Kagome and Inuyasha never went out--" Sango said, but was cut off.

Kaede came walking casually down the stairs with her purse in her hand and walked out the door just moments later a few gun shots were heard as well as some bark like screeching of a dog and Kaede walked in the shrine just as casually. (A/N: In case you didn't get that part Kaede was shooting at Yung's dog for barking...U.U:;;)

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"Wasn't Miroku supposed to be here by now?" Inuyasha asked as he was getting the spilt ends of his hair cut off.

"Yea he got off about a half hour ago....." Sango said.

"I wonder where he is right now?" Kagome added

"Hey watch it pal your getting a lil scissor happy!" (A/N Like I have to tell ya who said that ^.^;;)

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Meanwhile we are on the busy streets of Tokyo where we see our very good friend Miroku following...who else?

A beautiful young women...........and where did he follow her you ask?

Into an alley..........can you guess why he followed her there? That's right......so h can ask her to bear his child....what a shame you say? Well, its about to get a lot worse......

Miroku followed her until she came to a dead end of the alley and turned around to look at him. "Are you following me sir?"

"Why yes I was...I don't want to sound like a stalker but ...would you bear me a child?" Miroku waited for her response and it wasn't the one he thought he was gonna get but the one he had always hoped for "Well, I don't know if I can do all that but I give you something just as good..."

Well almost what he hoped for but just as good right?

(A/N: let me tell you ppl now its not what it sounds like this is staying pg-13 ppl! they will not be having sex! they'll get close enough though . and I only did this so that it will be funny!)

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"Where the hell did that jack ass go?!" Inuyasha yelled in his standard black tux and bow tie, this wasn't much his look but he seemed to have not much of a choice seeing as to how this was a very formal dance.

"He should have been here and ready a hour ago!" Sango said pacing the room in her stunning black evening gown made of lace it was a long dress that was all see though except for the black slip part the went just above her knees, her hair was in a neat bun and she had on black heels to match. She didn't like it that much either but Kagome made her do it...

"I wonder where he is , I'm starting to get worried..." Kagome added as she began to bite her freshly manicured nails, She stood up and smoothed her backless white dress that fit her chest and waist like a glove until it got to her hips where it began to get lose and fall into an elegant gown she had on white open toe shoes, and her hair was up in a high pony instead of wavy locks of hair it was straight

"Don't worry about the fool Kagome!"

"Well, what do you think we should do then Inuyasha?" Sango asked.

"Feh."

"Yea, that helps...." Kagome added.

"Try his cell phone again will ya Inu...?"

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Miroku heard his cell ring for the umteenth time right when the girl he just meet was just about to finish up the job.(A/N: you guess what kind of job it is..I'm not going that far...) They were still in the alley and he wanted to get it over with already, he was kinda feeling bad for doing this (A/N: so am I...U.U;;;) after all his friends were waiting for him so he would finish here and tell them he had to stay a lil late at work. After another two minutes the girl "finished the job" and came up to look Miroku in the eyes.

"Did you enjoy it?" She asked as she brought his hand to her hard on....wait...

Hard on?

For a moment all Miroku could do was think...and then it hit him......(A/N/: That's right she was a he..^.^;;;)

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Miroku pulled himself together and ran. Ran for all he was worth he was in front of his apartment in no time and took the coldest shower he ever did in his whole life! He wanted to die that was all he could think of as he got dressed and went up stairs to the girls apartment.

"Miroku where he hell have you been all this time?" He just stood there looking pale and stiff.

"Miroku are you ok? You look a lil sick..."

"It's a long story , cant we just leave now?"

"Sure........."

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As the limo arrived Kagome got out first since she was the one with the invitations (A/N: They got invites because Kagome is a miko and since they are so rare every miko in town got one.).`

When they arrived inside they sat down at one of the tables that happened to be reserved for them Kagome was the center of attention with being a miko and all everyone wanted to know what she was all about it just so happened that she was the youngest miko in town, turns out all the others ones were old hags. Sango was looking around for any sign of Naraku..Inuyasha was trying to get the guys to keep their dirty little hands off Kagome and Miroku was still looking pale.....

"Miss Kagome would you do me the joy of dancing with me before the end of the night?"

"Miss Kagome how would you like to meet my son? His name is Albert I think you would make a wonderful bride for him."

All the questions were driving Kagome nuts she didn't want to draw attention to herself she wanted to be undercover. All these people were blowing her up! This was driving Inuyasha mad too, she hoped with all ger heart and soul that he wouldn't be rude ........

"Excuse me but could you please leave me and my wife to be alone for a quiet dance gentlemen!"

Well, at least he said 'please'....but as asked 'nicely' the men walked away from Kagome just as a new song came on. Wait did he just tell everyone that she was his 'wife to be'?

"May I have this dance Miss Kagome?" (A/N: How cute is that!?) Kagome smiled and felt her heart warm up.

"Why, yes of course you can Sir Inuyasha..."

She happily to his hand as he pulled her waist close to him and she warped her arms around his neck. They danced beautifully as if they had been doing it together for years, not missing a beat moving with each other perfectly.

Kagome seemed to be set on looking at Sango and Miroku who had seemed to be acting more like himself, but Inuyasha was intent on looking at Kagome's face until she turned her attention back to him. She smiled when she saw the look on his face it was a look of deep care and understanding. It made her feel like she could dance like this forever, but at the same time it scared her.

"Inuyasha......"

"Yes Kagome?"

"Why are you looking at me like that? I mean its nice but .......It's kinda scaring me ...ya know?"

"Yea I know it scares me too....." He had an unsure look on his face.

"What? What do you mean by that?" A crashing sound as well as the sound of a window shattering cut them off they looked to see what it was..

"Naraku........"

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Yay! its done I thought it would never be! Im trying to get this up I really really am just give me some cool ideas so I update faster!