I'm SOOOOO sorry for the slowness in the update my keyboard got messed up and big thanx to my mum for buying me a new one! I'd like to dedicate this chappie to you! . oh yes and I only got two reviews for the last chappie but since this is the blooper's it's gonna be quite long anyway depending on how many reviews I get for this then I will make the next real chappie longer! Ok!

About these bloopers' thing my friend Phi-dono gave me the idea I was thinking about doing this for some time now so I guess I'll just get it over with! Now you get to see what I have to put up with, and how much the cast really messes up . . . oh and if you guys like this one then I'll make other one after the next ten chappies!

Kag: we don't mess up that much . . .

Inu: I don't ....but you all do!

Kaede: no child, ye mess up just as much as they do....

Phi-dono: hey what happened to your ghetto New York accent?

Kaede: I have no Ghetto accent child that just be me acting skills at work.....

Pink: anyways...

...On to the bloopers.......

chappie 1 part 3 take 1

Grandma is just about to inside Kagome's home

Knock Knock

Kag: Oh Kami here we go..

San: Oh come on Kagome it won't be that bad. Kagome opens the door Only to find Inuyasha and Miroku there

San: What are you to doing here?

Miro: Why we are here to see you my dear Sango. They both walk in

Miro: grope

Kag: You would think after all these years Miroku would learn...U.U;;;

Sango blindly trying to hit him but is unknowingly hitting Inuyasha

BAM BOOM POW

Inu: OWW! SAN-POW-GO! thump X.x

San: oops guess I sorta missed....:;;;;;

Pink: Cut! Yeah you "sorta" missed by a mile look where your hitting...

Chappie 1part 3take 2

Grandma is just about to inside Kagome's home

Knock Knock

Kag: Oh Kami here we go..

San: Oh come on Kagome it won't be that bad. Kagome opens the door Only to find Inuyasha and Miroku there completely naked with big grins on their faces

San: What are you doing?!

Kag: And more importantly why are you naked?!

Inu: This isn't the nude part? look at Miroku You said this was the nude part!!

Miro: That's what I was told!

Somewhere off set Shippo and Sota could be heard laughing at the prank they just pulled

Kag: Well, at least I know a LITTLE more about you two...

San: looks away Miroku could you not point that thing at me please...

Pink: laughing her ass off HAHAHAHAHA!!

Inu: embarrassed

Miro: Hey, I'm NOT LITTLE!

Chappie2 part2take 2

Mrs.H and Sota are at the door with out Grandma

Miro: My, my Mrs.H your looking lovely how are you? wink wink

Kagome sighed 'would it kill him not to hit on my mom!' She thought sourly. She would have to slap him for that later.

Mrs.H: says in a sexy voice Good ...I see your doing fine too....winks back at him

Miro: yeah baby...

Kag: O.O Should I be surprised?

Kaede: pops out of nowhere OoooOooo you gots you a younger man ...you go girl!!!

San: . jealous

Pink: CUT!!! Can we please leave our personal issues outside of our work please?

San: looks at Miroku and gives him the: you-better-run- for-your- life...look

Miro: shudder

chappie2part2take 5

Mrs.H and Sota are at the door with out Grandma

Miro: My, my Mrs.H your looking lovely how are you? wink wink

Kagome sighed 'would it kill him not to hit on my mom!' She thought sourly. She would have to slap him for that later.

Miro: And Sota you're getting bigger and bigger every time I see you!

Sota: Hey Miroku. Hi Sango.

San: Hi Sota dinner should be ready in a few everyone. Where's your grandmother?

Just then Kagome's grandmother walked in with a smile on her face as if all was right in the world

Kaede: Girl I just got my booty call for the night! And I cannot wait!

Kag: . ewwwww!

Miro: Go grandma! .

Inu: booty call what's that? O.o

Kag: SIT INUYASHA! SIT SIT SIT!!!

San: why are you doing that Kagome?

Kag: you wanna explain to him what a booty call is?

San: well..no...

Kag: Then I'm gonna sit him till he cant remember he asked in the first place...SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!!!

Pink: calls Kaede over to her That's not the line!! left eye twitches

Kaede: well... I forgot my line so I thought they would just go with it....

Pink: twitch twitch

Inu: X.x

chappie3part1take 3

Inuyasha and grandma argue

Kaede: Boy I will bust a cap in your punk ass!

Inu: I'd like to see you try wench!!

Sota: That was a bad idea Inuyasha..

Mrs.H: Dead dog walking.....

Kaede: What now baby! What now baby what now Huh? Huh? Huh? shooting him with a shot gun she pulled from her bra

Inu: falls to the floor X.x

Pink: CUT!! What's going on? Inuyasha?! Wait.takes a closer look at Inuyasha... Kaede did you use REAL bullets?

Kaede: What the hell did you want me to use fake bullets?! ...Oops ...I mean what would ye like me to use child? .;;;

Pink: you were supposed to use blanks!!

Kag: OHMIGOWD Inuyasha!

Miro:in a panic Quick! What's the number to 911?!

Pink: sigh U.U;; Sango ..help meeee.....

Sango: was in a daze but snaps out of it when she hears her name Oh I'm sorry was that my line? was plotting Miroku's death

Pink: Anime fall oh Kami why me?

Inu: X.x

chappie3 part3 take2

After Dinner

San: Good night everyone!

And with that Kagome's family left. Kagome collapsed into the couch and Sango went to the Kitchen to check on the boys whom at this point were doing the dishes.

Sango walked in the kitchen just in time to see Inu and Miroku wearing huge oven mitts and see Inuyasha drop two glass cups.

San: shakes her head and looks at Miroku

Miro: just shrugs and turns to the oven door and pulls it open and whirlwind of fire comes spinning out at him GAHHHHHHH!!!

San: evil laugh BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pink: CUT!! What the hell!? Kilala jumps out of the oven and into Sango's arms

San: good girl Kilala! . Thank you for helping me with my revenge! pets her

Miro: burnt to a crisp X.x

chappie 3part4take1

It's after everyone leaves

Kagome sitting on the sofa reading a magazine until she heard a stream of curses coming from Sango that would make Satan proud! She smelled the air

'Is that burning plastic?' phone rings

Kag: Moushi Moushi?

???: creepy voice Hello Kagome?

Kag: Hey what's up? Is this Kouga? looks confused

???: What's your favorite scary movie?

Kag: What?

???: What's your favorite scary movie?

Kag: kinda freaking out Ummm I think you have the wrong number...

???: in a creepier voice Look behind you...

Pink: whispers to worker what the hell is going on?

Worker: whispers back I donno . . .

Kag: Looks behind her and Inuyasha and Miroku with white sheets over their heads with holes cut out for eyes looking like ghosts

Inu&Miro: BOO!

Kag: EEPP! hits one in the face (it just happens to be Inuyasha) and he falls to the floor

Inu: X.x

Miro:runs

Kouga could be heard laughing his ass off somewhere on the set

Pink: CUT!! What the hell are you people doing?!

Kag: realizes the joke and is pissed rolls up her sleeve like she about to beat the mess outta someone OH Kougaaaaaaa! Mirokuuuuuuuu!

Kouga: damn! runs off the set

Pink: next time I'm working with the Dragonball Z cast....

Inu: X.x

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pink: I still don't get it Kouga why did you pull that prank on Kagome during the shooting couldn't you have waited for a better time?

Kouga: well, look at it as pay back for making the a Inuyasha/Kagome story and not a Kouga/Kagome.

Pink&Kag: shudder

Pink: so sue me for not wanting to get my butt kicked! You know how many flames I would get for a Kouga/Kagome fic!

Kouga: But she's my women!

Inu: NO!! She is not YOUR woman!!!

Kag: Hello I'm right here!!

Pink: anyways that's not the only mess ups we got take a look at these...

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(A/N: I think chappie 4&5 was funny enough so Im just going straight to chappie 6)

chappie6part2 take 1(A/N: this was from Sango's Point of view so I'm leaving it like that)After Kouga and Kagome break up

She is a little upset about what happened and I don't blame her, heck im sitting here plotting Kouga's death! And what is she doing? Eating us out of house and home! Oh well I would do the same I guess. I walked into the kitchen only to find her now eating my candy!

San: Kagome! You have got to stop eating! Your only doing it because you're depressed! Wait . . Kagome you idiot those are Laxatives!

(A/N: For those who don't know Laxatives are those things that old people take to make them poop, and boy do they poop a lot I think they give it baby's too when they are constipated or something and they look like candy, sometimes it even looks like soda! .)

Kag: oops...runs to the bathroom holding her butt

Pink:...cut?

Strange sounds are now coming from the bathroom followed by the sound of something splashing in water

All: ewwwww....

Chappie 6 part2 take 3

After the break up of Kouga and Kagome we find our girls at home (Kagome eating candy not laxatives this time,) when someone knocks at the door

Sango goes to answer it

San: Shippo? Sota? Rin? What are you doing here?

Rin: You mean you didn't hear?!?!

San: hear about what?

Shippo: Don't play dumb we all know...

All: look at him dumbly

Rin: whispers what are you talking about that's not the line....

San: Hear about what?

Shippo: Come on Sango we all know about the little make out session you and Miroku had in the prop closet this morning! grins I guess he found a way to make up with you after all huh?

Sota: laughing his ass off

San: blushes Kagome!? Who did you tell?!

Kag: Inuyasha...I'm sorry...I didn't think he would say anything!

San: Glares at Inuyasha and who did you tell Inuyasha...

Inu: uh..heh heh...I mentioned it to everyone....I didn't know it was a secret...I mean ...we all heard the moaning...

Sango: What?!?!?

Worker: looks at pink Let me guess....that's not the line..

Pink: no...no it isn't....What is Inuyasha doing on location anyways, I mean he isn't even in this part...

All: watches as Sango beats the hell outta Inuyasha

San: THERE..POW WAS..NO...BOOM SMACK MOANING!!! SLAMCRASH

Inu: X.x

Miro: she was so sweet in the prop closet this morning...

San: twitch twitch shut up Miroku...

Pink: Can someone please clean Inuyasha's blood off the floor...AGAIN!

chappie7part1take1

Attack of the Naraku's

San: Who the hell are you?!?

Naraku: Why, my name is Naraku....

'Where have I heard that name before . . . ' Kagome thought.

Naraku: ...and you are under arrest....You have the right to remain silent every thing you do or say can and will be held against you in a court of law....

Just then the sounds of Inuyasha and Miroku could be heard coming though a window...once again naked

Kag: Not this again!

San: There is just no getting used to that site is there?

Miro: . Don't tell me....

Inu: looks at Pink you told us this was the nude part!!!!

Pink:...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Naraku: I'm sorry...I can not work like..Looks at Inuyasha and Miroku...Like this!! points to their you-know what's If anyone needs me I'll be in my trailer!

Pink:...You'd think he was the star of the show...why are you two still standing there?

Miro: I kinda like the draft..

Inu: me too...we need to do this more often...

Mrs.H: I'm all for that! .

Kag&San: . No way!

Chappie9part3take1

Kagome and Sango act gay

Kag: Mum! I'm here to pick up Byuo!(A/N: I say "mum" instead of "mom")

Mrs.H: Oh, Kagome dear, please we had enough yelling from Mr.Yung this morning.

Kag: Why is that man always here?

Mrs.H: I don't know, I'll go up stairs to get Byuo for you... Mrs.H said as she walked up stairs to get said cat.

Mr.Yung: Well hello Kagome I thought that was you! I saw you walking up them shrine steps and I said to myself 'hey' and my self said 'what?' and I was like 'is that Kagome?' and my self was like 'yup! it sure is Kagome!'! So where's your little boy friend? looks around

Kag: Uh, I don't have a boy friend Mr.Yung. Kagome smiled nicely even though she had the urge to slap him for asking such a personal question.

Mr.Yung: Oh really? So how would you like to go to dinner with me next weekend?"

Kag: Uh my girlfriend Sango and I have plans next weekend Mr.Yung!" Kagome blurted out and before Sango could retort Kagome wrapped her arms around Sango's waist.

San: Yeah were going to elope .... sarcastically.

Mr.Yung: Oh, I see... obviously he didn't catch the sarcasm Well if you two go out let me see you kiss..

San: That's not in the script...

Miro: pops outta nowhere yes it is!!! shows them a fake copy of the script See you have to kiss ...

Kag: Well... If it's in the script...

Miro: It is in the script! See!

San: We should ask pink...Where is she?

Pink: tied up and gaged in a closet Muur Mudder MUURR MUUR MUVERROOO!!!

(Translated: I'm gonna get you Miroku!!!)

Miro: She's on lunch...

Kag: I don't know about this Sango...I mean how come she got a lunch break and we didn't'?

San: Yeah..I'm hungry too...Lets go eat shall we?

Miro: But the kiss...

San&Kag: Pink's not here and what she doesn't know wont hurt her..

Miro&Mr.Yung: cries

Miro: Man.. I thought this plan was fool proof!

Meanwhile...

worker finds Pink in closet

Worker: Hey there you are! we were looking all over for you!

Pink: Muur Mur Mudder Mure!!

(translation: Get me outta here!!)

Worker: Oh right unties her

Pink: I'm SOOOOO getting Miroku back for this!! stomps away

Chappie4part5take1

Miroku is getting the 'job' done in a alley

Miro: hears his cell ring for the umteenth time right when the girl he just meet was just about to finish up the job.(A/N: you guess what kind of job it is..I'm not going that far...) They were still in the alley Just as he is about to, you know what he feels a set of teeth chop down oh his you know what OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

Girl: Did you enjoy it?

Miroku: twitching on the floor What'd you do that for...in pain

Girl: Pink told me to do it...

Pink: don't think I was going to let you tie me up in a closet and let you get away with it buddy!!

San&Kag: Tie you up?!

Pink: explains how he tricked them about the kiss and tied her up

Kag: Guess what Sango?

San: What Kag-chan?

Kag: It's time for more payback. . .

Miro: knocked out from pain X.x. . .

chappue9part8take3

At the demons ball Inuyasha and Kagome are about to dance

Inu: Excuse me but could you please leave me and my wife to be alone for a quiet dance gentlemen!

Kag: 'Well, at least he said 'please'....but as asked 'nicely' the men walked away from Kagome just as a new song came on. Wait did he just tell everyone that she was his 'wife to be'?'

Inu: May I have this dance Miss Kagome?

Kag: Why, yes of course you can Sir Inuyasha...starts walking to the dance floor but trips knocking over a waiter who spills a tray on some lady who falls back on Miroku and he gropes her and she jumps in Inuyasha's arms

Inu: Hi...

Pink: Cut! Kag be more careful

Chappie 10part1take2

Miroku and Inuyasha are on their way to the bathroom at the demons ball

San: This is no time to be getting us drunk Miroku we have to be fully aware of what's going on.

Inu: I'm gonna go to the bathroom to wash this nasty taste from my mouth....

Miro: Yeah I'll go with you .... Inuyasha raised an eyebrow What? Like I'd wanna do anything with you...

Inu:looks hurt That's not what you were saying to me last night...

Kag&San: laughing

Pink: hahaha! Nice one Inu...

Chappie10part1take 4

Inuyasha and Miroku are in the bathroom when someone walks in

Inuyasha and Miroku looked as an ominous young man walk in the room and there was an eerie silence between the three of them as they looked at each other for quite a bit of time.

When suddenly .....someone farts....

Naraku: Phew! I shouldn't have had that Mexican food for lunch....

Miro: dude...that's sick...

everyone except Miroku pulls out a gas mask

meanwhile...

Kagome and Sango are in their trailer talking

Kag: I hope Miroku is enjoying the smell of Naraku's gas...

San: Yea...so how many Laxatives did you put in his taco's anyways? (A/N: again with the Laxatives...;;;)

Kag: a lot...reading a magazine

San: Good thing we don't have to be on set till next week...turns on the T.V.

Kag: yup... that was our best payback yet....

both laugh

back on set

Naraku: Farts again UHH man this is starting to hurt...everyone has a gas mask except Miroku

Miro: hey how come I don't have a gas mask?

Inu: Kagome and Sango left these for us and said we would know when to use them

Worker: to Miroku Sango asked me to tell you 'haha you stupid jerk that's what you get for trying to make me and Kagome kiss for your own perverted reasons' oh yes and she says you are sleeping on the sofa tonight...

Miro: faints from the smell of Naraku's farts

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OK! That's the end of the bloopers for now! Tell me what you think was it funny? Did it suck, should I make more after the next 10 chappie's? Let me know what you think ok? .

Love&Lilly's!