Well, um, what can I say? I know I don't have a good excuse for this but uhh, since has forbidden the posting of authors notes, I guess I'm going to have to explain this in sort of a story format huh? I'm gonna try my best... Well here it goes...

Disclaimer: I do not own Inu-Yasha.

Well, on to my sad explanations.......

Kagome: looks up from the book she's reading Hello to everyone there in the real world! waves I have some bad news for Pink's reviewers... I also have some good news, but I'll give you the bad stuff first: Pink will not be updating this story anytime soon, why?

Sango: Because she is going through a very tough time in her life which is forcing her to slow down on her writing. But I have some good news: this story will be rewritten with better jokes, grammar, and spelling! Yay!

Kagome: How will she do that, you ask? The answer in quite elementary, my dear...

Inu-Yasha: Who are you calling "dear"? That Kouga better not be around here... shifts eyes, looking for him

Kagome: ...As I was saying!... tries ignoring his stupidity Pink had somehow enslaved her friends into being the staff who correct all her errors. For example...

Pink: Man, my newest one-shot "Baby Blues" has so many typos... I know! I'll have Phi rewrite it all and add in randomness! Brillant! drags Phi by the ear and tells her this

Phi: Yes massa, but then... Can this unworthy one get a potato to last me a month...? You haven't fed me in two months...

Pink: Shut up! You better do as I say or I'll belt you! pulls out a whip

Phi: Y-yes massa! begins typing like crazy

Sango: ...How depressing...

Pink: glares You wanna be the one to add randomness to my fics, huh, HUH?!?!

Sango: O.O; gulps Erm... runs

Pink: ...Hmph! That's what I thought... begins working on another one-shot

Miroku: Now that the coast is clear, lets continue, shall we?

Shippou: Yeah, so anyway, Pink will continue to write one-shots while rewriting "What drunken nights may bring"! Her newest one will be called "Baby Blues" and will be posted ASAP!

Inu-Yasha: Wait a sec, you mean to tell me Pink is going to stop writing this story when she hasn't even gotten to the drunken part yet?!

Sango: Hey! It happens! Pink is a teenage girl after all, and besides, long term writers' block happens to all writers at some point. (A/N: That's what my mum told me -.-.;;) trying to kiss Pink's butt so she won't be a slave

Miroku: Yes, that is true, Pink will repost this story as soon as she rewrites it and will not be erasing her reviews (hopefully not erase her reviews) in the process.

Shippou: Pink would like to send her deepest apologizes to her fateful readers. all of them bow except Inu

Inu-Yasha: You MUST be a fateful reader if you're buying this crap...

Pink: looks up from her moniter Did somebody just say something they weren't supposed to?! glares

Kagome: sees this and panicks Inu-Yasha!... Sit!...

Inu-Yasha: SLAM OWW!

Pink: ...Hmm... Must be my imagination... goes back to typing

Miroku: Well done Kagome... You just saved all our lives... sweatdrops

Sango: Well, that's all the news we have for now. Until next time!

All: Love&Lillys! smile&waves

Inu: I can't believe she made us say that..

Kag: Just hush and keep waving... And would it kill ya to smile?

Pink: That's right. Smile my pretties, smile... laughs manically

Miroku: ...starts praying

That was kind of a story right? It will just have to do for now. If you wanna send flames, go on, that's what I get for waiting so long to tell you this. Feel free to e-mail threats too, I already got quite a few of those..... Um, and "Baby Blues" should be up really REALLY soon! It's gonna be really funny too!.... So yeah, and don't be surprised if I change the name of this story, I don't think it suits the story too well. Just keep an eye out for it, that is, if you have any hope left that I might be a decent writer. That's all for now.....

Love&Lillys!