Carmelita – A Fanfiction Starring...Carmelita Spats!
Summary: Well, due to a change of plans...every chap's going to be about ol' Carmy, I'm afraid. ::sigh:: Well, I suppose that's the point!
Disclaimer: I don't own Carmy, County, Esmy, Viley, Klausey, Sunny(who fortunately doesn't have an awful nickname), Teddy, Ferny/Hooky, Fiony, or Erickey, the very intelligent maker of these ideas(basically!)...
Chapter Three: Violet Stinks, So There!
In which Carmy decides Violet stinks, and that's it!
Carmelita stood before the three Baudelaires, scowling. "You cakesniffers tried to make me stop singing!" The Snow Scouts cheered. Carmelita's frown increased. "That popcorn is for throwing at the cakesniffers, not eating!" she shrieked at them.
The Snow Scouts dully threw their kernels of popcorn at the poor Baudelaires.
Sunny, who's lungs were being rather crushed by the ropes that bound the trio together, and did not particularly enjoy being hit by salty snacks, gasped, "Shoomigna!" which meant something along the lines of "Of course we did. That's worse than after your lungs crushed.", or perhaps, "Ow."
"Shut up, cakesniffer!" Carmelita spat, then turned to Violet. "Since you're the ugliest," Carmy decided, "I'll write a song about you and sing it all day!"
The Snow Scouts groaned. Carmy tossed a handful of popcorn at them.
"Viley, Viley, Viley, Violet!" Carmy screamed, "Viley, Viley, Viley, Violet!" Violet groaned. The author's obsession with nicknames did get rather tiresome, after all...
"Vile Violet! Violet is a cakesniffer! Cakesniffer, cakesniffer, cakesniffer..." Carmy proceeded to repeat "cakesniffer" in a sort of war chant, until a Snow Scout cried,
"IT BURNS!" and dropped to his not-so-unusual death. Carmy hardly noticed. Klausey did, unfortunately, and felt rather sick himself. Violet could hardly think for lung-crushing-ness and the embarrassment.
"I'm out of ideas," Carmelita snapped to the Snow Scouts. "Gimme some ideas."
"I know!" one crowed, "Shut up!" Carmy threw a giant ball of popcorn at him. He made a sound like a choke and fainted.
"ESMY! SOMEBODY! GET THESE AWFUL DEAD PEOPLE OUT OF HERE! IT RUINS THE ATMOSPHERE!" Carmy hollered.
THE END...of Chapter Three