Carmelita – A Fanfiction Starring...Carmelita Spats!

Disclaimer: Eh? Merendy...moo.

Summary: Beatrice? Who's Beatrice? ::shifty eyes::

Chapter Four: Klausy Wausy, My Sweet!

In which Klaus is referred to as Klausy Wausy and Carmelita gets new ideas

"Are we ever going to get out of here?" Violet Baudelaire pondered.

"I highly doubt it," Klaus said thoughtfully, "The door to the brig seems awfully strong."

"Teeth?" Sunny suggested, which meant something along the lines of, "Should I use my teeth and try to pry the door open?"

"I don't think that would be a very good idea..."

Just then, the door of the brig burst open.

"I HAVE IDEAS!" Carmy shrieked triumphantly. "I'll write a song about how wonderful I am!"

"I thought you did that already," Klaus said, confused.

"No! That was about how cute, adorable, ravishing, gorgeous, excellent, lovable, 'I'm the best!', talented, and 'a tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian' I was!" Carmelita argued.

"Youloush," Sunny muttered, which meant something along the lines of, "Whatever," or, "An-na Ba-nan-a!" I myself believe the second is more likely, but its truly your opinion.

Suddenly, a familiar voice sighed, "Carmelita, wouldn't it be more interesting to make up a new dance routine or something of the sort? Aye!"

"Of course not!" Carmy pouted. Fiona's eyes widened at the sight of Klaus.

"Aye! What are you doing here?" she demanded.

"Um...being captured?" Klaus suggested awkwardly.

"Oh, Klausy Wausy!" Fiona gushed, running towards him, "My sweet!"

Carmelita let out the kind of, "Eeeeeeeeeeewwwww!" a little kid lets out when they see a couple kissing in a movie theatre.

Klaus ducked for cover. Violet stared. Sunny asked awkwardly,

"Floormindra?" which meant something along the lines of, "Fiona, are you well?"

Violet quickly translated. "Um...Fiona, are you all right?"

"Of course I'm not!" Fiona cried, tears glistening in her eyes. "I've been without my sweet Klaus for so long!"

Klaus stared at Fiona helplessly. He shrugged awkwardly at Violet and Sunny. Fiona rose.

"And my dear Fernald is so cruel!" Fiona broke down and sobbed. Carmy snapped,

"Hey, you're supposed to be paying attention to me, you freak!" Fiona blinked, and got up again.

"Oh, right." She said, sounding as if the previous few things hadn't even happened.

"Klaus? Violet? Sunny? What are you doing here?"

"Er...nothing." Violet mumbled.

"Oh, right."

THE END...of Chapter Four