Carmelita, A Fanfiction Starring Carmelita Spats!

Summary: ::ghostly voice:: Macbeth...Macbeth...Macbeth...

Disclaimer: Something wicked this way comes! (DUCK!)

Chapter Five: ...Friends?

In which Carmelita makes a friend. Well...sort of...

One peaceful day on the submarine called Carmelita, a very strange kid snuck onto the submarine. His name? Forget it, you can't pronounce it. Where he's from? Forget it, you can't pronounce it. Why he was sneaking on? Forget it, you can't pronounce it. Why you can't pronounce it? Forget it, you can't pronounce it.

He huddled into the crowd of Snow Scouts, who were watching Carmelita's new dance recital, but quite stood out, what with his glowing red eyes and green skin.

"I'M A FAIRY PRINCESS SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING VEGETARIAN!" Carmy hollered, very angry that the author was making her forget what she was.

"...Wasn't it veterinarian?" a Snow Scout corrected, puzzled.

"OF COURSE IT WASN'T!" Carmy screamed, "WHAT ARE YOU, DEAF?"

Another Snow Scout looked around, confused. She pointed to her ears and shook her head.

"WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, MORON!"

The green-skinned "Snow Scout" snickered, but crossed his arms. HE was bored. And HE always got what HE wanted. After all, his parents were – oops. Almost told you. But I won't. So hah. But he was a very spoiled kid.

"I'M BORED!" he complained.

"SO WHAT?" Carmy demanded.

"I WANT TO SING TOO!" he complained.

"NO!" Carmy demanded, even though it wasn't really a demand. But of course, I rule the world, so I get to change the rules of grammar and stuffs.

He jumped up onto the stage anyway, and began to sing(more like a pained wolf's howl). Carmy gaped. That wasn't fair! This freak sang better than HER!

She grabbed the microphone from him and screeched – ahem, sang, "THIS KID'S A FREAK! I'M NOT MEEK! I'M EXTREMELY GORGEOUS!"

All the Snow Scouts fainted.

"Hey, I think I like you," Carmy decided, grinning. "I never made them ALL faint before! Wait – I mean – I did! You stink!"

But the kid only grinned.

"Friends?" he asked.

"NO!" Carmy hollered.

THE END...of Chapter Five. Sorry, Snow Scout that isn't really a Snow Scout kid fans, but he probably won't be here again for a while...