Kamrileta, A Fanfiction Starring Kamrileta Spats!
Summary: Wow, I've got a lot of reviews! ..Yeah, these are really just turning into silly little messages.
Disclaimers: Oh, shaddap.
NOTE TO REVIEWERS: I love you, people! As friends, I mean. Or as reviewers...whatever. THANK YOU ALL FOR REVIEWING. I love writing this story and I'm glad you like it! If you like Harry Potter, you can check out my other stories, too, if you'd like. Thanks to a reviewer, Carmy's name will be misspelled in this chapter(but purposely!). Also, to another reviewer – yes, I'm horrible, I'm too lazy to find out your pennames – suggested that the kid looked like Zim. Yes, I thought of Zim when I thought of him – a bunch of average kids and then a crazy alien-ish one...hahaha. But 'Zim' is easy to pronounce, so bleh. Anyway, Zim gave me the inspiration, even though I hate that show...
Chapter Six: Karmi? Carmy? Camry? Kamri?
In which Carmy changes her name in an attempt to be "exotic"
"Oooooh!" Esme Squalor exclaimed, squealing at the latest issue of "What's In? What's Out?", "Exotic names are in! Olaf! Olaf! We must all change our names!"
"Of course, Esme," Count Olaf replied, somehow appearing beside her in that creepy, slinky way villains have.
"Oh, don't call me that!" Esmy snapped, "Call me...Clioparta!"
"Does that name actually exist?" Fernald asked glumly, standing in the corner, using an expression that here means, "That's even uglier than my name, woman!"
"Of course it does!" Esme/Clioparta yelled, "I just made it up!"
"Right-o," Fernald agreed glumly, an expression that here means, "Whatever."
"And you must be Blaize, Olaf dear!" Esme squealed.
"Anything to please you," Olaf said untruthfully.
"Now we must give sweet little Carmelita a new name!" Esme gushed.
"Whatever," Fernald yawned.
"I know! Kamrileta!" Esme announced, "K-A-M-R-I-L-E-T-A."
"I LIKE IT!" Carmy/Kamri hollered, "I WANNA KEEP IT FOREVER! MY OLD NAME WAS UGLY – I MEAN, IT WAS GORGEOUS! EVERYBODY WILL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!" (She had just watched Lord of the Rings. Big ideas were sprouting here!)
"Right-o," Fernald agreed glumly.
"'K' is for kind, 'A' is for attractive, 'M' is for fabulous, 'R' is for..." Kamri droned on.
"Right-o," Fernald agreed glumly.
THE END...of Chapter Six
A/N: Man. The whole Widdershins family definitely has problems...dude. Depression and withdrawal, short-term memory, excessive use of 'aye', personal philosophies that make no sense...equals DYSFUNCTIONAL. ...Whatever.