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Chapter 3 Milkshake
Another month had gone by since that day that Kristina discovered the article about Victor Krum. Mona was now three months pregnant, and her morning sickness was still going strong. The coyote clan was now super protective about Mona. All of her actions (with the exceptions of using the toilet and sometimes shower. Draco usually monitored that!) were carefully watching. Draco was at Mona's side at least twenty hours of the day.
Today was a shopping day. Draco had allowed the coyotes to take Mona out for some maternity clothes, but only if they promised to bring her back at exactly six o' clock.
"Relax Draco." Said Megan as she helped Mona into her car. "We're witches too, ya know. We'll be with her the entire time." The other coyotes nodded from inside the car. Mona smiled at Draco.
"I'll be okay." Mona assured. This was the first time she was going anywhere without Draco in a month. It had taken her that long to feel safe again. We'll be back at six." She called as Megan shut the door and climbed in on the driver's side. "See you later!" Mona called as she waved and rode off with the coyotes.
Draco stood on their front porch with Pongo and Perdy at his side watching as Megan carried his wife and baby around the corner. "I'm still worried."
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"Welcome back to the world, Mona!" exclaimed Taylor hugging her. Mona had to admit. She had missed being out around Chicago.
"We've only seen you at Coyote Ugly." Said Kristina from the passenger seat.
"And even then, we can't talk very much." Said Chelsea, who was sitting on the other side of Mona.
"We haven't gone shopping in ages! I need new leather pants!" exclaimed Megan. Taylor nodded.
"I do too! And some other new clothes. It's been two; count them, TWO months since I've had sex. Do you know how depressing this is?" whined Taylor. The others gasped and shook their head.
"If Taylor hasn't had sex in two months, then there must be something wrong with the men in this town." Said Mona.
"Maybe they had cooties!" joked Chelsea. They laughed as Megan pulled into a parking garage and led everyone out onto Water Tower Place.
Water Tower Place was a spot of both tourism and history in Chicago. There really was a water tower sitting there. It was built in the eighteen hundreds and was one of the only buildings to survive in the great Chicago fire. It stood in the middle of a square while all around were some of the greatest shopping places in Chicago. Other than "The Majestic", which was started by Ginny Potter herself, it was Mona's favorite place to shop.
"Ah, Water Tower Place! There's nothing like it!" yelled Megan. "Let's shop ladies!"
The five coyotes entered the building and immediately headed for "Leather Fits Us." Back when Mona could fit into it, leather was one of her favorite dancing pants. Now that she was off the bar, she chose the denim pants and skirts.
The coyotes were spread out looking from rack to rack when they heard a scream coming from the other side of the store. Megan, Kristina, and Chelsea ran for Mona thinking she was in trouble, but they fond her searching for them and looking confused.
"What happened?" asked Mona looking from one to the other.
"Hell if I know." Said Kristina. They looked around for a minute before realizing something.
"TAYLOR!" they yelled as they ran off in the direction of the scream.
They found Taylor in the dressing room part of the store looking at herself in the mirror. She was wearing a pair of leather pants. Mona knew Taylor had the skinniest body of them all without even trying, but she looked different.
"What's wrong? Who died?" asked Megan looking at Taylor. Taylor stood staring at her hips in the mirror and looking horrified.
"They don't fit." She whispered. Tears were beginning to form in her eyes. The coyotes let out a breath of relief. At least she was okay.
"Then get a bigger size." Said Mona shaking her head. Taylor still looked horror stricken.
"Don't you know what this mean?" she asked half terrified. They looked at each other.
"That you might have to walk out and get another pair?" asked Chelsea shrugging her shoulders.
"No! It means that I've gained weight!" screamed Taylor with tears running down her cheek. Megan groaned.
"If I cried every time I gain a pound, then I'd be crying nonstop. Taylor, you gain and loose weight all the time during the day. You've just caught yourself on an up time." Explained Megan.
"Either that or it's withdrawal symptoms from the 'no sex' thing going on here." Said Mona smiling.
"Yeah, but I've been in a size one since I can remember! This is a major thing for me!" said Taylor.
"It's okay, Taylor." Said Chelsea placing a calming hand on Taylor's shoulder. "Just work out a little more and you'll be a one in no time." Taylor nodded and dried her eyes.
"Thanks. I needed that." Said Taylor wiping a tear from the side of her cheek. They finished their shopping and moved on to Mona's maternity clothes.
"You know where we have to go right?" asked Mona to Megan, who smiled back.
"Oh yeah. To Orville Alley, coyotes!"
Orville Alley was the shopping place for wizards in Chicago. It was filled with all sorts of robe shops and wand shops. Ginny's store, "The Majestic" sat quietly in one of the shops here.
"Why are we coming here, Mona?" asked Kristina. "Ginny's clothes are usually tight and kind of revealing. No offense, but it's going to be hard to fit into her clothes since you're pregnant."
"Oh I know. I told Ginny about my pregnancy, and by the way, she was about ready to fly over here just to see me. So she launched her new maternity line of clothes in my honor. Oh, and she and Harry are going for another kid." Said Mona. The coyotes whooped and cheered as they entered the shop.
"That's three kids! Man, don't they ever stop?" laughed Taylor. They looked at her funny.
"This coming from the bar slut?" said Chelsea. Taylor blushed.
"Oh, shut up." She muttered playfully.
Mona and her friends made their way over to the maternity section and began looking around.
"I couldn't stand wearing these things for all if those long months! I'd die!" exclaimed Taylor as she went through a rack of pants.
"I almost died when you couldn't fit into those pants!" said Kristina. Taylor blushed again.
The afternoon passed quickly and it was soon six o' clock. Draco would be furious if they were even a minute late so they rushed out of the store and climbed back into Megan's car. Just as the clock was about to strike the hour, Megan pulled up in front of Mona's house. Draco was standing on the porch with Pongo, Perdy, and now the three puppies, Frankie, Moe, and Gem. When he saw the car, he rushed up to help Mona out.
"See? What did we tell you? She's back all in one piece!" said Chelsea also helping Mona out.
"Alright, alright! I believe you. Thank you for everything guys." Said Draco though somewhat reluctantly. If it were up to him, he would have Mona tied to him.
"Thanks guys! See ya tonight!" called Mona as they drove off. "Now it wasn't that bad, was it?" asked Mona as she took Draco's hand and led him inside.
"I haven't moved from that spot.
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"I'm back in my element!" cheered Taylor running up to Mona. It was almost two once again.
"You were here last night too. Weren't you in your element then?" asked Kristina, who had just come over and heard Taylor.
"I just had some hot guy ask me out for a date, and you know what happens AFTER the date." Said Taylor with a smirk.
Mona shook her head. "You never tire, do you?"
"Hell no!"
The clock on the wall struck two and Taylor was first on the bar dancing to her favorite song.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yardAnd their like
It's better than yours
Damn right it's better than your
I could teach you
But I have to charge
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I know you want it
The thing that makes me
What the guys go crazy for
They loose their minds
The way I wind,
I think it's time
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La la-la la la
Warm it up
La la-la la la
The boys are waiting
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And their like
It's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge
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I can see you're on it
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys
It can't be bought
Just know, thieves get caught
Watch if you're smart
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La la-la la la
Warm it up
La la-la la la
The boys are waiting
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And their like
It's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge
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Oh, once you get involved
Everyone will look this way- so
You must maintain your charm
Same time maintain your halo
Just get the perfect blend
Plus what you have within
Then next his eyes are squint
Then he's picked up your scent
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La la-la la la
Warm it up
La la-la la la
The boys are waiting
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And their like
It's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge
Taylor gave a stunning performance, but then it happened. She clutched her stomach and quickly got down off of the bar. Mona, Draco, the coyotes, and the rest of the bar looked after her as she fled into the back room. Being happy hour, there was no time to run after her as the bar was packed. The next song came on and Megan, Kristina, and Chelsea took care of it. Throughout the night, not one of them could shake Taylor from their minds.
As soon as the last customer had left, they ran into the back where they found Taylor lying across several crates staring up at the ceiling with a blank look on her face.
"Are you okay?" asked Chelsea.
"You had us so worried." Exclaimed Megan
"All of those guys were sad to see you go." Said Draco.
Taylor kept looking up not changing her expression. "I know why I haven't had a one night stand in two months." She whispered just loud enough for them to hear.
"Why?" they asked at the same time.
Taylor's voice began to quiver. "I'm… p… pr… pregnant."
All of them became silent. Wide eyed they stared at Taylor, the one who had slept with so many men and now carried condoms in her shoe was pregnant.
"By who?" asked Mona as though she were afraid to talk. Taylor reached for her wand and muttered a spell that would reveal the baby's father. Two words appeared in blue writing.
"Severus Snape."
A/N: OOOOOHHHHH!! What's going to happen now? If you remember the last story, she and Snape had a little affair, but I know what you're thinking: what the hell? I know she couldn't have been pregnant for an entire year! Wait until the next chapter and everything will be explained! Thanks a million for reading and please review!
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