Carmelita, A Fanfiction Starring Carmelita Spats!
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Summary: In this chapter? Carmy goes trick or treating, of course! Halloween's tomorrow, so I was inspired. Warning: Snow Scout alien Zim boy returns!
Chapter Seven: What Are You, Little Girl?
In which Carmy goes trick or treating and whacks people with a stick and the Snow Scouts make a musical
"I'm bored."
"I'm tired."
"I want candy."
"I want Aaron Carter."
"I need these horrible puns to stop!"
"Je besoin de parler anglais!"
"Shut up!"
The Snow Scouts whined amongst themselves. Smelly Carmy got to go trick or treating! And they didn't! It wasn't fair. Nope, nope, nope. Wasn't fair.
"Nope, nope, nope...isn't fa-air..." sang one girl, "No-ope.."
"Nah, nah nah...isn't fa-i-ir, isn't fa-i-ir!" a boy sang.
"Let's make a musical!" one girl exclaimed.
"YEAH!" the Snow Scouts all cried, in that cheesy unison way directors make people do in movies.
"I want Usher!" a boy whined.
"STOP THE PUNS!" a girl howled.
Meanwhile, Carmy was trick or treating, with the "Snow Scout" kid hiding in the shadows. She was dressed as herself, of course. She rammed on Hooky's door.
"TRICK OR TREAT! SMELL MY FEET, WHICH ARE PERFUMED DAILY! GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT! IF YOU DON'T, I DON'T CARE, I'LL PULL DOWN YOUR SMELLY UNDERWEAR!" she hollered.
Fernald opened the door with a yawn and tossed a couple of Snickers into her bag, which was adorned with a horrid photograph of her face.
"I HATE YOU!" Carmy screamed, "GIMME ME MORE CANDY!"
"Nope," Fernald yawned, and closed his door. Carmy had a temper tantrum. While she was distracted, the green kid stole a handful of her Snickers. Carmy tore off her mask, which, of course, looked much prettier than she herself did, and whined. The green kid snickered. (("STOP THE PUNS!")) Carmy pulled her mask on again angrily.
Next was Esme's chamber. "Oh, dear, you look wonderful!" she gushed, tossing her pink-dyed ferret fur scarf over her shoulder. She gave Carmy her whole bowl of candy.
Next was...well...Carmy didn't know, but she hollered her Halloween "song" and rammed on the door.
A random stowaway opened the door, eyebrows raised.
"What are you, little girl?" he asked.
"ME!" Carmy roared.
"Well, that's very nice."
Carmy whacked him with a random stick. He fell unconscious.
Carmy stole all of his candy.
Zim-boy stole all of Carmy's candy and ran off with it.
"HEY!" Carmelita screamed.
Meanwhile, the Snow Scouts were doing well with their musical...
"Ca-a-army sti-i-i-nks," a blonde-haired girl yodeled, while a boy was smacking his drum set.
"Ca-a-army sti-i-i-nks," a boy repeated, while a girl rocked out on her bass guitar.
"LIKE A YAK! CARMY STINKS LIKE A YAK!" an excitable kid squealed.
"Like a yak, like a yak, like a ya-a-ak..."
"Smackity-crackity-lemonleel!" a girl sang.
"Not understand," the little French girl wailed, flailing her arms. "Not understand!"
"SHUT UP!"
THE END....of Chapter Seven
A/N: Yeah...stupid, I know. But I really love this chapter! I love the idea of a Snow Scout musical! Oh, and I'm horrible at French, but I think I made the girl say "I need to speak English!"...which really should be "I need to learn to speak English!" but whatever.