Carmelita: A Fanfiction Starring Carmelita Spats!
Disclaimer: Don't own, nope, nope, no-ope...
Summary: SU ROCKS.
Chapter Eight: Galloping Gargoyles!
In which the Baudelaires find a magical golden aardvark belonging to Carmy
The Baudelaires were scampering around merrily – erm, woefully – in the forest! Suddenly, Violet called to Klaus and Sunny.
"I spy a golden aardvark, my dear siblings!"
"A golden aardvark, dear sister?"
"A magical golden aardvark, dear brother!"
"A magical golden aardvark, dear sister?"
"A magi-"
"MY MAGICAL GOLDEN AARDVARK!" Carmy screamed, running from the cover of the Atrocious Aardvark and onto page 111.
"Carmelita's magical golden aardvark, dear sister?"
"Carmelita's magical golden aardvark, dear brother!"
"Mine," Carmy confirmed, snatching the aardvark. "AND HIS NAME IS HARVEY!"
"Harvey the magical golden aardvark, dear sister?"
"Harvey the magical golden aardvark, dear bro-"
"SHUT UP!" Carmy howled. "My magical golden aardvark can sing!"
"A singing magical golden aardvark called Harvey, dear si--?"
Carmy whacked Klaus with the aardvark.
Harvey blinked.
Carmy whacked Violet with the aardvark.
Harvey blinked.
Sunny gurgled.
THE END...of Chapter Eight