Fuji's Christmas
By: Risa-Chan
Date Started: December 3rd, 2004
Disclaimer: Did I create Prince of Tennis? Obivously not. There's your answer…
Author's Notes: Ah yes, 2 more days until Christmas!! JOY!!! I can't wait!! -insert happy face- This chapter is a little short and so will the next one… only because I want the last chapter to be a little long for your reading enjoyment!! Well, next update is tomorrow… until then, Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow!! Enjoy!!
Chapter 4: Going Shopping with Seigaku and St. Rudolph Regulars is A Lot of Fun…
"Why am I here again?" wondered Tezuka out loud as he massaged a temple. Ah yes, he was here because he had decided to help Kikumaru Eiji. And why did he decide to help Kikumaru Eiji? He did not know… He must have been on crack when Oishi and Kikumaru asked him this, or someone had spiked his drink when he wasn't watching… Or maybe some of Inui's drinks must've screwed his brain… whatever the reason, it was too late now. What a big mistake he had made…
"Momoshiro! Kaidoh! Stop fighting right now!" ordered Oishi.
"Someone could get hurt!" added Takashi.
"What else do we need?" asked Mizuki looking at the list.
"I'll go and get the cheese," said Akazawa.
"Is this fish or chicken dane?"
"Akazawa-Buchou… the cheese is the other way."
"Momoshiro! Don't throw the butter at Kaidoh!"
"Mada mada dane."
"Atsushi? What happened to the tomatoes dane?"
"I don't know Shinya."
"Nya!! Can we get candy canes?!"
"Fshuuu…."
"Echizen! Where's my wallet?!"
"Mada mada dane.."
"It's 3875 yen?!?!"
"Where's the tomatoes dane?"
"Akazawa-Buchou… this isn't cheese."
"There is a 88 per cent chance that Momoshiro and Kaidoh will start a food fight."
"Nya!! Cake!! Oiiisshhiii!! We have to get cake!!"
"This looks like a snake! It reminds me of Mamushi!"
"Fshuuu… bastard… you want to start something?"
"Quit it out you guys!!"
"Hai, I think I can bring some sushi."
"Mizuki, there's a price tag on your back."
"Akazawa-Buchou, this still isn't cheese."
"Is this fish or chicken dane? And where are the tomatoes dane? They've disappeared dane!"
"I think it's fish Shinya."
"No, it's chicken Kisarazu."
"Can we get wine?"
"Hoi hoi!! I found the cookie dough!!"
"Can we get some Ponta buchou?"
"Kaneda, what happened to the list?"
"What list?"
"I'm Yuuta!! Yuuuuta!! Not aniki!!"
"Momoshiro! Put the crab down!"
"OW!! THE CRAB PINCHED MY HAND!!"
"Where are the bandages? Momoshiro's hurt."
"There is a 100 per cent that that is not cheese."
"If this isn't cheese, then what is it?"
"Buchou, how flavours of Ponta am I allowed to get?"
"Is this fish or chicken dane?"
"I wish my twin brother was here…"
"You got that on my new purple shirt!!"
"Why is this so expensive?!"
"We're not getting wine!!"
"I think the list got lost in the seafood section."
"I'm Yuuta!! Not Fuji's little brother!"
"Nya!! We need sugar!!"
"Momoshiro! Kaidoh! Put Echizen down! He'll get hurt!"
"Mizuki, we can always buy you a new shirt!"
"There's another price tag on Akazawa's shirt."
"What happened to the price tag on Mizuki's shirt?"
"Yuuta took it off…"
"I'm going to buy St Rudolph's buchou nya!!"
"Not if I, Kaneda buys him first!"
"I'll take him for 200 yen!!"
"300 yen!!"
"700 yen!!"
"Bastard! I'll take you on right now!"
"Baka Mamushi!!"
"Mada mada dane… where's my Ponta?!"
"Where are the tomatoes anyways… they were here a minute ago…"
"Did you just slap me with a fish?"
"I'm going to buy him for a penny nya!!"
"Eiji! Aren't we suppose to be grocery shopping not auctioning for St. Rudolph's buchou?!"
"My name is YUUTA!! Not 'Fuji's little brother'! Arrgg!!"
"There was a 97 per cent chance Yuuta would say that."
"-crying- My… purple shirt… -sniff- is RUINED!!"
"This isn't cheese Akazawa Buchou!!"
"Do you think we'll need chocolate?"
"I think this is neither chicken or fish dane."
"Maybe I really should've dragged my twin with me…"
"COME ON BABY!!! I'M BURNING!!"
"Shame on you Echizen!! Why'd you give Taka-senpai his racket-o?!"
"Mada mada dane."
"Where did he get a racket-o anyways?"
"Fssshuuuu…."
Tezuka stood there, not saying a single word as he watched in horror as the chaos unfolded right before his eyes. He seemed to be the only sane one. He wondered how on earth did Kikumaru Eiji manage to get the Seigaku Regulars and the St. Rudolph Regulars into a supermarket to go shopping for groceries. Tezuka now learned to keep an eye out for Kikumaru. Tezuka kind of wondered when they were going to get kicked out of the supermarket… 'hmm… maybe the manger is too shocked to do anything…'
"NYA!!!" yelled Eiji as he panicked. Everyone stared at him, including the other customers. "WE DIDN'T GET A TREE OR DECORATIONS YET!! WE GOTTA GO!!! NOW!!!!!!" Tezuka felt a strong wind go by him and hear a stamped of running shoes as he blinked. Before you could say '20 laps everyone!', they had grabbed all the needed groceries, paid for them and where out the door, leaving Tezuka standing there stunned.
"Nya!! Tezuka!! Are you coming?!" yelled Eiji from the exit. Tezuka blinked again.
"H-Hai." He sweat dropped as he walked to the door. Ah yes… shopping with Seigaku and St. Rudolph Regulars was certainly fun… now all they had to do was go and get a tree and decorations… Tezuka inwardly sighed, allowing his mind to think of all the possible things that could go wrong at their next destination…
Author's Notes: Anyone wanna go shopping? Lol… Sorry I got this chapter out so late nya… Christmas is just around the corner and everything is flying right by me… -sweat drop- well, Happy Holidays!! Leave me a review please!! It would be greatly appreciated!! Thanks to those who review and to those who read as well!! Once again, Happy Holidays Nya!!