Carmelita, A Fanfiction Starring Carmelita Spats!
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone, I swear. Just Zim-boy(I'll be giving him a name soon..or a nickname), Petunia the skunk, and Harvey/Nine the aardvark. Also, guys, this story was never based on anything. Its completely random, and in some chapters everyone is out of character. COMPLETELY. But most have most people in character. All these are made up of random stuff emitting from my brain.
Summary: Gadzooks!
Chapter Thirteen: Punky Skunks!
In which we meet Zim-boy once again, his pet Petunia, and apple jellybeans dominate the world
Out of boredom and unusual lack of Carmy, the Snow Scouts began to play Show and Tell.
"I've found some lint in my pocket…" a boy muttered, shuffling through his deep pockets.
"Ooh, I found a button!" a girl squealed. Everyone's eyes turned to her, and she blushed. "Well, it fell off my coat last year 'cause my brother pulled it! I was really mad," she added proudly.
Everyone looked at the button in awe.
"Awwwww," everyone giggled.
AWE. A-w-e, people!
"Oooooh," everyone said, transfixed on the pink button.
"I have a pet skunk!" Zim-boy bragged. "Her name's Petunia!" He pointed to his skunk, who sat faithfully by his side. She had a green ribbon tied around her neck.
"Why, punky skunks, by gum, that's a skunk!" a boy cried.
"Oooooooooooooh!" The girl with the button frowned sadly.
"Skunks are stupid," Carmy said angrily, striding in. "Esmy's gonna get me an iguana!"
"Skunks are coooooler," the Snow Scouts cried.
"Stupid!"
"Cool!"
"Stupid!"
"Cool!"
"STUPID!"
"Stupid."
"Cool."
"Haha, you said skunks were cool!"
"DID NOT!"
"Cool!"
"Cool!"
"Stupid!"
"MUHAHAHAHAHA. You said skunks were stupid!"
"SILENCE!" Zim-boy screamed. Petunia tossed her head haughtily. Zim-boy tossed an apple jellybean into his mouth, and suddenly his eyes widened. "Eat-apple-jelly-bean. Jelly-bean-good. Don't-you-want-jelly-bean?" He tossed everyone jellybeans in a robotic manner.
"We-like-jellybeans…" everyone said, as soon as they had consumed the sweets.
"Jellybeans-good," Zim-boy echoed, "Jellybeans-very-good!" Petunia trotted off haughtily in search of tacos.
THE END…of chapter thirteen