Carmelita, A Fanfiction Starring Carmelita Spats!

Summary: I hear you cry in joy! Finally an update! And the last chapter no less!

Disclaimer: BUNNIES.

Chapter Fourteen: The Beginning Of The End…and The End, Too.

In which IT ENDS

"We're sorry to say," Carmy screamed, swinging in on a harness, "But this is the stupid end!"

"I'm not sorry," Olaf muttered.

"What did you say?" Carmy demanded, poking him in the nose.

"Nothing," he grumbled.

"Nachos!" the random stowaway called, "Get your nachos with yummy and delightfully disgusting fake cheese!"

"I didn't know we had a random stowaway," Olaf said to no one in particular.

"Well, neither did I, dear," Esme sighed, flipping through her magazine, "But they are very in, as are fake cheese and salty snacks!"

"GET ME SOME NACHOS, BALDY!" Carmy yelled at the bald man with the long nose.

The bald man looked confused. "Have I even been mentioned in any other part of the story?"

"NO!" Carmy shrieked, even though she wasn't sure. "ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE BALD!"

"Its in to be bald, darling," Esme said airily to Carmy.

"I DON'T CARE!" Carmy screamed.

Zim-boy came in and did an unnecessary dance sequence.

Everyone clapped.

"I now announce the end-" Zim-boy started, but had his head chopped off by Carmelita.

"NO! I NEED MORE ATTENTION!" Carmy shouted, and changed into a red, sequiny dress in about two seconds.

Everyone's eyes turned to her.

"THERE!" Carmy yelled.

Then she duct taped Zim-boy's head back on.

"Good as new," she said proudly, smirking.

Violet stumbled in and held up a "THE END" sign as a random guy in the background waved one hand around and held a sign that read 'Look at me, Mom! I'm In The Story!' until Carmy cut his head off too.

"What do we do now?" Fiona asked, confused, "We must choose a new leader! Our author is gone!"

"Oh, oh, pick me!" the random stowaway cried before Carmelita could.

"OK," Fiona agreed.

"Wait, I don't want to!" the stowaway whimpered.

"I'M ALREADY THE LEADER!" Carmy protested, "ITS MY STORY!"

Then she jumped on the keyboard and typed a bunch of letters.

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THE END…of the Story!