Summary: Another one of those "Harry Potter fans" and "Draco Malfoy haters" letter. And as always, Draco will do something about it. But even if it's not physically, emotionally and verbally is okay.
Disclaimers: I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters, particularly Draco Malfoy. J K Rowling does, but what I wouldn't give to own even just a tiny little bit of them.
Author's Note: You guys are the best. Big thanks to all of you whole reviewed this. I am deeply grateful. Trust me. I was all giggly inside. I couldn't stop giggling.
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Another day, another hate letter, and of course, another person with a problem, that affects their brain permanently, called "Potteritus". A disease so terrible that makes a person think and say something stupid about…well, everything, exactly like Potter. Note the name of the disease.
Honestly, don't these people have lives?
Again, I was so nice to reply, and like always, my comments are in bold.
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Draco Malfoy,
I hate you. Got right to the point I see. What is up with you and Harry Potter anyway? Nothing really, but the sight of him makes me want to throw up. What have you got against him? His stupidity bothers me. You spend too much time plotting against Harry Potter You spend too much time making fun of me, or at least try to Or at least try to. And what do you get out of it? I get my kicks AND I got to piss you off (and it's working too). Nothing. Still working. You seriously need a hobby. Look who's talking?
One thing I don't get is Just one? why would some
authors bother pairing you, the King of Prats, I thought I was known as the
Sex God? with someone so nice and kind *cough cough* like Harry
Potter. This, I agree with you. I am hot, sexy, gorgeous, and handsome,
while Potter is messy, stupid, and a muggle-lover. Any connection between his
reality and mine is purely coincidental. And make Harry like you too! You
should see him following me like a dog on a leash. If I throw him a stick,
he'll probably will run and fetch it for me. That is just gross! His
face? Hell yah!
You're not even THAT good looking. And how would you know
that? I bet you've never been close, let alone speak, to a good-looking person
before. Your expectations are way too high considering it's you. You will be
single forever. What with you're platinum blonde hairs. I bet your bleached
it. It's full out natural and you're just jealous of it, because you cannot
have hair as nice as like mine. It makes you seem like you have gray hair
already And how would you know this? Unless you already DO have gray hair,
and you are only 17? 18? years old. And you are what? Ugly? Lame? Or
demented?
So I'm not a big fan of blonde hair people. No, but you
are a big fan of stupid people, and just to point out, nobody cares what you
like or not. Some people A LOT of people might like you and your
'bad boy' image, Who wouldn't? Even I can't resist myself but I think
it's all a bunch of crap. Like what's coming out of your mouth?
I bet you are just a frightened little boy who has been deprived of his
childhood. And you are a sad little girl who has been deprived of a life and
friends.
Anita Lyfe,
My point exactly.
Liverpool, Nova Scotia
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Stupid muggles. I mean, don't they have better things to do? Ow. Ow. Headache again.
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A/N: You don't know how much it would mean to me if you reviewed this. So please review.
I think this will be my last hate letter to Draco Malfoy, because I don't feel like it is going anywhere. But I do hope that you guys liked it just a little bit and hopefully had a little laugh. I'm planning on writing an actual proper story next time. SO, hooray!
But…I have to admit something. * Looks down on the floor shyly. * The fanfic that I just finished is just for fun. I DO like Draco Malfoy, but I also do like Harry Potter. Umm…so to make my explanation short…I am a Harry/Draco fan. So, I would understand that some of you might be mad at me. Sorry.