jAi0rOku: hmmm... uhm, Itachi will appear in this fic, but not until like, two more chapters. :D
Max Knight: Yes. Out of Character...i warned you all.. 0.o;;
fireblazie: hehe thank you! I try to make this story just humor and action/adventure. not a really good writer with romance..
EmptySanity: Thank you!!! :D :D :D yes, Orochimaru made a joke. the world has gone crazy.
Dark Sharingan: suggestions are WELCOME. trust me. hehe. Yes, we'll see, we'll see.
ookami-kun: sorry! I was raised up knowing it as "chakura" ;;;
Dan Inverse: Thanks!!!I think i'll do that!!! All the credit to that goes to you, though. .:bows:.
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Samuru-san: hehe, all will be known...
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Note: hella long chapter....
At some Inn...place...thing...
Sasuke whammed the door opened in the apartment. As he slammed it, Orochimaru swore he heard the walls shift. Looking up from his t.v. program, he looked at the Uchiha.
"How was the gennin test?" Orochimaru asked. Yes, the two were in Konoha, land of the leaf. Here, Sasuke was just done taking the gennin test. Sasuke rubbed this neck. Obviously, from an unexpected punch.
"Hmph," Was all Sasuke could say, he made his way to the couch and collapsed next to Orochimaru.
Orochimaru didn't want to admit it, but he was proud. Proud of the fact he managed to turn Sasuke into a heartless ninja with nothing to lose.
"Now, Now, tell your sensei what happened," Orochimaru said.
"For some odd reason, wherever village we go to I make enemies. This gennin came up to today and punched me from behind, telling me that I stood up his sister for date," Sasuke said. He grabbed an apple from the table and picked at it.
"You should've been more alert," Orochimaru said simply.
"I didn't even know I was suppose to go on a date! Hell, I didn't even know them or the girl herself!!! The same thing happened in the other villages we've been to!" Sasuke yelled. He threw the apple outside the window and yells were heard from outside.
Orochimaru sighed. Thank God that Sasuke was so gullible when it came to things like this. Sasuke would never find out that Orochimaru has been setting up enemies for Sasuke in each village. Just a test to see if his student was good enough.
"Are you watching Days of Our lives?!" Sasuke suddenly yelled.
"Aa. See that girl? She's having a drama thing with-"
"When did you start watching this crap!? Damn it, I'm gone," Sasuke said. He went out the front door and slammed it shut. Orochimaru picked up a bag and held it up. Then Sasuek ran in, grabbed the bag and left.
"If anyone saw the true nature of the kid like I have just now....hell would break loose."
At a ramen shack...
Naruto slurped his tenth bowl of ramen. After the gennin test he wanted to regain his chakra, well, that was his excuse anyways. Truth be told, he had enough chakra to do at least a hundred more clones.
Jiraiya was long gone by now, looking at naked woman no doubt. For that "hit" novel of his. Naruto started to wonder how a guy like that, could fight when he wrote a thing like that. Sighing, Naruto went back to his ramen.
At the Gennin exam, Naruto once again reunited with Iruka. Whom, just as Naruto predicted, didn't remmeber him. Naruto expected him not to. When Iruka pulled him aisde and told Naruto he reminded him of a boy a long time ago. Naruto just shook his head. It was better if he didn't being the past with him.
"MMMMMMM....MISO!!!!" Naruto yelled. He took a bite and yelled, "OH YEAH, BABY! THAT HITS THE SPOT!!!!" Suddenly, a silence swept through the cafe as Naruto began to eat again.
A rustle was heard next to him. Naruto turned slightly, as a onyx eyed boy sat down. His black jacket reached his neck, and the white shorts that reached his knees were a bit dirty. He was in a fight. Judging by the neatness of the hair and clothes. The boy had obviously won.
"Take a picture while your at it," Came a response from the boy. Naruto jerked at his eyes.
"Don't flatter yourself, I'm not into guys. Unlike you maybe, I am straight," Naruto said. Hanging with Jiraiya, he'd have to be...right?
Sasuke glared at Naruto when a sudden burst grabbed him from behind. Sasuke, instantly pushed the person who hugged him. Him and Naruto's eyes turned to confusion as they saw three girls. One had really curly brown hair. Another orange. The last one had blonde with a high pony tail.
"Hey! You are probably one of the cutest guys we've seen! So, what's your name?" The curly one asked.
"Really?" Naruto asked. Suddenly, the three girls glared at him.
"EEEEWWWWWWW!!! NOT YOU!!! HIM!!" The orange one yelled. She pointed to Sasuke, who was not amused.
"Hey! What does that gay have that I don't?!" Naruto yelled.
"Your're gay!?" The blonde yelled(aiko: you should know who this is...).
Sasuke put his hand on his forehead. This was not happening.
"No....he can't be!!!! I heared he had a date with Umi, but he stood her up!!! Waii, he probably freaked out last minute!!!" The orange haired one said.
"Damn, you think that's good?" Naruto asked.
"Of course! He has that biker boy look to him!" said the curly haired one.
"You mean bad ass," Ino said. She licked her lips. Sasuke shuddered.
"You girls have horrible taste!!" Naruto yelled in disgust.
"So, what's your name? Mine's Yamanaka Ino!" Ino said prously. She winked at Sasuke, who looked at her in disgust.
"I refuse to state my name to people like you," Sasuke said darkly.
"But I said my name! It's only polite to say yours!!!" Ino whined.
"You chose to state your name, I refuse to state mine," Sasuke said.
"What a loser!" Naruto suddenly yelled.
"Well, can you just tell us what girl's you do like????" Ino whined. "We'll leave you alone...for now."
Sasuke thought for a while, it would be good to get these girl's off his back when he's eating, thinking out loud, Sasuke said, "Long hair...."
Ino smiled a really big one the girl's in back of her started to whine and envy Ino.
'Crap,' Sasuke thought. 'I need to think of a color, something impossible...'
"Wait,"Sasuke said, instantly stopping the girl's celebration. "I like long hair, but I only like it when it's the color...pink."
Aiko: no, this is not sasusaku. but i did do this for a reason... muahahhaha...
"Pink?! What the hell kind of taste do you have?!" Naruto yelled.
The girl's, feeling rejected left. But not without throwing dirty looks at Naruto.
"Do you think you should really think you should risk everything on some pink haired lie?" Naruto asked. Heasked for another bowl of ramen.
"You talk too much. No one has that colored hair anyways," Sasuke said. He ordered some ramen and ate just as Naruto was leaving.
As Sasuke got up to leave, he paid but the cashier looked at him funny.
"Aren't cha going to pay for your friend?"
"No." Sasuke replied. He got up to leave but a firm hand kept him down.
"Your friend left without paying, sir. Thus, leaves you," The cashier and the cook eyed Sasuke darkly.
at the market place
Sakura picked up an apple, exaimining it, then putting it in with all her other food. Sakura brushed her hands against her forehead. To Sakura, this was definately too hot of a weather for her. Sakura glanced up and started to walk towards the cashier until she bumped into someone.
"Watch it," Sakura said immediately. She came eye to eye with Ino, who looked at with shock.
"Oh my God," Ino said. Sakura looked at her. Then Sakura thought of something. They probably thought she was a gothic. With strands of her pink hair flowing into her face. It was no surprise.
"Staring is rude, you know," Sakura said. Trying, to go around Ino, she suddenly was stopped.
"Is that your true hair color?!" An orange haired girl asked.
Sakura gave her a "duh" look and walked right passed them.
"Hey!" Ino suddenly yelled. Without turning around, Sakura stopped to hear what the girl had to say. "You, you girl! I now consider you my rival!!!"
Sakura laughed slightly. "Whatever you say."
next day
"Tsunade sama, why am I wearing this?" Sakura asked. She fumbled with the ragged brown cloth around her neck. She noticed that on one side were the words "Tsunade" and write next to it, "Sakura".
"I wore this when I was meeting with my teamates, I want you to go in that classroom and sit right next to the people who are wearing the same scarfs," Tsunade said. She adjusted Sakura's hair. "Why don't you keep your hair out of your face for once? And it's worst that you keep it long."
"I only show my eyes to people I trust, like you Tsunade sama," Sakura smiled. Tsunade returned to smile.
"But why the long hair?"
Sakura silently stood for a while before saying, "Going to be late, don't want them to name the teams if I'm not there!!!"
Sakura ran out the door and towards the ninja acdemey. Her hair bouncing up and down. Swiftly, Sakura looked behind her and saw Ino trying to catch up with her.
"I really don't need this..." Sakura sighed. Ino huffing, ran up next to Sakura.
"Hah...hah...I...will...not..let..you beat...me!!!" Ino yelled.
"You know, you shouldn't talk whne you run, only makes you slower," Sakura said. Taking her running to another step, she easily ran faster then Ino and burged into the door.
Sasuke
Sasuke was annoyed. No, he was pissed off. Not only was he forced to wear a scarf in the hot weather. But now annoying girl's kept asking for his name and trying to sit next to him. Each time, Sasuke tried to reject and say that he was waiting for a person with a brown scarf but they would just argue with each other.
An outburst form the door adverted his attention. It wasn't that the person was running exptremely fast and didn't even look tired that amazed him. It was the pink hair.
"Oh crap," Sasuke whispered. He shuddered as the pink haired girl looked at him. The room grew silent. Then, he thought of something. He just won't let her sit next to him, that's all. "Wait a...is that a brown...??" He didn't want to finish he knew well she was wearing a brown scarf and that she had to sit with him.
Sasuke could only watch in horror as the pink haired Sakura walked towards Sasuke. As she tried to sit next to him, she was blocked by girls.
"I would like it if you move" Sakura demanded.
"Well since you like it, we just won't!!!"
Sakura just stood there. What was with the girl's in this town!? They all just happened to have a problem with her.
"HAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!! OH WOW, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!? A GIRL WITH LONG AND PINK HAIR!!!! TAKE THAT, YOU LOSER! I TOLD YOU!!!! I TOLD YOU!!!!" Naruto yelled as he ran in the door.
Sakura and Sasuke both stared at Naruto. Then, they both noticed the brown cloth around his neck.
Sasuke whacked his forehead. This could not get any worst.
"Who are you?! Your're annoying him!!!!" A random girl whined.
Naruto smirked, then he back flipped on the desk and screamed from the top of his lungs, "SO, YOU WANNA KNOW WHO I AM?!?!?! MY NAME IS UZUMAKI NARUTO, TRAINED UNDER ONE OF THE THREE LEGENDARY SENNINS, WHO FOUGHT A HUNDRED ANBU IN A MERE ONE HOUR!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! I WILL DEFEAT ALL YOU LOSERS!!!!" Naruto flipped his hair and posed with a peace sign, then he jumped down, and sat next to Sakura, who was already seated next to Sasuke.
on the rooftop
Tsunade and Orochimaru looked at Jiraiya in disbilief.
"So, I exagerated, big deal," Jiraiya said.
"You little....freak!" Tsunade yelled and she tackled Jiraiya, "If I'm not mistaken, Orochimaru was the one who actually did that stunt!!!"
"And did he come out great and dandy!? NOOOOOOOO," Jiraiya yelled back.
uhm...back to the others
"Hey! When did she..." Ino mumbled amoung all the other girls.
"Hey! I'm Uzumaki Naruto!!!" Naruto yelled as Sakura. Sakura just gave a slight smile.
"So I've heard," Sakura said, "Haruno Sakura."
"Hehe!!! You have long, pink hair!!" Naruto yelled, particulary to Sasuke's direction. Sasuke stiffened.
"You talk to much," He said simply.
"And you talk too little!!!!" Naruto yelled back. He stood up, "What's your problem anyways??"
"Uzumaki san, calm down," Sakura smiled. Naruto blinked. Did she just call him by his last name?
"Anosa! Anosa! No need for that! Call me Naruto sama!!!" Naruto yelled. Sakura didn't know if he was serious or was just kidding.
"Uzumaki san, just, stand low. Same goes for you, Uchiha san," Sakura diverted her eyes, to Sasuke.
"So you knew?" Sasuke asked.
"It was obvious, first off, that fan necklace around your neck is a dead giveaway," Sakura said. "Tsunade sama always told me to know who everyone around me is." Sakura smiled, full of pride obviously.
"You're a real brat, then aren't you? Trying to show off," Sasuke said out of no where.
"Ex-cuse, me?!" Sakura suddenly yelled, getting up, she was about to tackle Sasuke, if Naruto hadn't held her back.
"Sakura chan, calm down..." Naruto said uneasily.
Sakura stopped and stared at Naruto. "Don't, call me Sakura chan."
Naruto stopped and stared. Did Sakura just suddenly change personalities? From nice to ice?
"See? She is spoiled, god, I hate people like you," Sasuke said.
"Hey! You don't know a thing about me!!!" Sakura yelled.
"And you, don't know a thing about me," Sasuke replied.
"Sakura!!! Uchiha...something! I'll make up a name, okay, your're Fred!!! Sakura!!! Fred!!! Shut up!!!" Naruto yelled.
"Oh, like your not yelling," Sakura said.
"Hey, you were nice a second ago, what is your problem?" Naruto asked. "And you! Fred!!! ...I just don't like you...."
"Haruno, Uchiha, Uzumaki!!! Will you just sit down so we could name out the teams?!" Iruka yelled. The three stopped and noticed the uncomfortable silence in the room. Sitting down, the three looked at Iruka for further instructions. Sakura, feeling flushed, Naruto, feeling guilty, Sasuke...being Sasuke.
"I will continue annoucing the teams, team three..."
"Loser..." Naruto whispered.
"Freak..." Sakura replied.
Then Sasuke mumbled something which almost made Sakura jump up if it wasn't for Naruto.
"Team Seven, Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, and Uzumaki Naruto, Team eight-"
"..okay, who saw that coming?" Naruto asked.
"Just...shut up, Uzumaki san," Sakura said, she leaned her head on the table. She was mad at Naruto, but she still had to be polite? Just mean...if that makes any sense.
aiko: i didn't really like this chapter...