Authoress: Daughter of Shaadi and Dartz
Hikaru: I'm back with another one!
Yami: Dear Ra. Not again.
Witty: Shut up, Pharaoh-boy.
Yami: (Grumbles)
Hikaru: Arigatou, Witty-chan. (Looks around to make sure Raphael and Alastair aren't nearby)
Witty: You're welcome. Oh, btw, we don't own YGO, or the original version of this. But our OC's belong to us, and the parody belongs to Hikaru.
Hikaru: (Nods) That should do it. On with the fic!
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Raphael And Alastair Got Run Over By A Beer Truck
Raphael and Alastair got run over by a beer truck!
On their mission to steal the Pharaoh's soul!
You can say there's no such thing as bashers
But as for those of us, we say you're dumb!
Raphael and Alastair had been drinking too much eggnog
And were too plastered to even stand up long enough to duel
Someone shoved them out into the street
--coughHikaruandWitty!--
And they got run over by a beer truck in the snow!
PLOP! SPLAT!
When we found them the next morning
At the scene of the attack
They had burn marks on their foreheads
And incriminating tire marks on their backs
Raphael and Alastair got run over by a beer truck!
On their mission to steal the Pharaoh's soul!
You can say there's no such thing as bashers
But as for those of us, we say you're dumb!
Now we're all so proud of Varon
He's been taking this so well
See him in there watching football
Drinking beer and plotting world domination with Master Dartz
It's not Christmas without Raphael and Alastair
Everyone in the palace of Atlantis is dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up their gifts or send them back?
(Send them back!)
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And the blue and silver candles
That would just match their hair when they cross-dressed, wearing wigs!
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give magic powers
To two crazy girls with a vendetta
Raphael and Alastair got run over by a beer truck!
On their mission to steal the Pharaoh's soul!
You can say there's no such thing as bashers
But as for those of us, we say you're dumb!
(Owari!)
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Well, there you go. I know it's past Christmas, but I just finished this tonight, so I thought I'd put it up anyway, just for the fun of it. I had the original version of this stuck in my head one day and had to write this. Please, no one flame me for this. It's just all in harmless fun. I just like to mess with Raphael and Alastair because they're fun characters to piss off, I'm not bashing them. I might make a longer version of this later, and if I do, I'll post it up as well. Well, ja ne, minna-san, and Happy New Year!!!! Oh, and the characters of Witty and Hikaru are from my friend and my fic "Children of the Oricalchos." You should go check it out. (Yes, I know, shameless plug, but oh well.) Okay, I'll shut up now. Sayonara!
Hikaru Shinatoru, Daughter of Shaadi and Dartz