Summary: The Roboparents are giving Zim and GIR trouble. Dib thinks this is a good time to send a camera feed to the Swollen Eyeball. Pretty short, stupid, and to the point.
A/N: Don't own any of this. Maybe the story, but nothing else. Because right before the big bang, there was NOTHING! So this is for all the kids who hate their parents. Also this was inspired by another blink song. "Peggy Sue".
So Dib was staying home from skool one day at his labtop watching GIR watching Angry Monkey. Dib didn't get that channel. He looked at his watch. Zim would be home soon. He thought about contacting Agent Darkbootie. Hey, maybe he'd get lucky and Zim would come home brooding about his failed attempts at taking over the world.
Just as Zim entered his home, a screen seemed to float over to Dib from nowhere. "Agent Darkbootie," he addressed the screen quietly. On cue, a shadowy figure appeared on the screen. "I have a video feed from Zim's house."
Agent Darkbootie slightly rolled his eyes and turned to look at the labtop.
Zim was returning home from skool, looking drained as Hell from the boredom. Just as he was about to sit down to watch TV with GIR and have ONE moment of non-horrible-human-boredom, he heard Robomom's voice drone the room.
"Son, is that you?" came the voice of concern.
"We need to talk," said Robodad.
Zim sighed and dragged himself to the 'kitchen' in the direction of the Roboparents' voices. Gir looked on curiously.
"So what do you have to say about this?!" Robomom questioned agrily, picking up a random piece of blank typing paper from the table and lowering it to Zim's veiw.
Zim stared at the paper for a second, then looked at Robomom in the same confused way.
Zim's attention was turned to Robodad as he shouted, "A B?! My son can do better than a B!"
"Where did I go wrong?!" cried Robomom.
At first Zim just stared at the Roboparents as they cried and carried on about how they didn't raise him for this. But it started to irritate him more and more until he eventually threw his gloved hands to his nonexistient ears and ran for his lab trailing "I hate this baaaase!" behind him.
"It's a good thing they took my spanking arm, son," Robodad admonished after him. "Whyyy my spanking arm?!"
Robomom just looked at Robodad in one of those rare moments of lucidity everyone's talking about.
Then GIR ran in and rolled around on the floor in despair. "Stop fighting! Just stop it! I can't take it!!" he screamed, then rolled away to flush himself down the toilet.
Dib stared at the labtop for a moment before cutting transmission to avoid showing Agent Darkbootie anymore meaningless...
"That...that kid's so normal...you should probably feel sorry for him. Instead of calling us!"
Agent Darkbootie hung up. Dib sighed and buried his head in the labtop.
END