Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate.
A/N: Ok, I was watching "Double Jeopardy" last night, and I just had to write this fic! Ok, "Double Jeopardy" is like the sequel to "Tin Man", the episode where a man named Harlan makes robots that are exact duplicates of SG-1.
The two O'Neill's never really liked each other. They were always fighting over who was the real O'Neill. In the beginning of "DJ", they were actually fighting (physically). And that gave me an idea...
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"Yeah? If you weren't a robot I'd kick your ass!" O'Neill yelled.
"Yeah? Well then come on! Right here, right now!" the other O'Neill shouted back. "Oh yeah?" he replied through gritted teeth. "Yeah!" the other one applied through equally clamped teeth. "Bring it on!" They flung themselves at each other, the robot punching his other in the stomach, and then the original locking him in a headlock.
"Sirs!" Sam yelled. They looked up. "As much as I'd like to see how this plays out I don't think this is the time."
They separated and glared at each other. Just then a voice rang out.
"Actually, this is the perfect time! Because you're on...WWWF CELEBRITY SMACKDOWN!" The lights dimmed and the team found themselves standing in a huge wrestling ring. Suddenly, the lights came on again and a loud cheering noise filled the room.
The original SG-1 were standing at one end and their copies were standing at the other. The stands were filled with screaming fans and a few bookies, raking in last-minute bets. The two teams stared at each other. There was a pause.
"I'm gonna kick your ass, Bot-boy!"
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Liss: lol didja like it? Each chapter is going to be one member of the team. Oh, and I have in mind a few ideas on which one will win, but I am taking votes. So, next chapter will be the Jacks! Which one do you choose? Robot or Real?
A/N: Ok, I was watching "Double Jeopardy" last night, and I just had to write this fic! Ok, "Double Jeopardy" is like the sequel to "Tin Man", the episode where a man named Harlan makes robots that are exact duplicates of SG-1.
The two O'Neill's never really liked each other. They were always fighting over who was the real O'Neill. In the beginning of "DJ", they were actually fighting (physically). And that gave me an idea...
~*~*~*~*~*
"Yeah? If you weren't a robot I'd kick your ass!" O'Neill yelled.
"Yeah? Well then come on! Right here, right now!" the other O'Neill shouted back. "Oh yeah?" he replied through gritted teeth. "Yeah!" the other one applied through equally clamped teeth. "Bring it on!" They flung themselves at each other, the robot punching his other in the stomach, and then the original locking him in a headlock.
"Sirs!" Sam yelled. They looked up. "As much as I'd like to see how this plays out I don't think this is the time."
They separated and glared at each other. Just then a voice rang out.
"Actually, this is the perfect time! Because you're on...WWWF CELEBRITY SMACKDOWN!" The lights dimmed and the team found themselves standing in a huge wrestling ring. Suddenly, the lights came on again and a loud cheering noise filled the room.
The original SG-1 were standing at one end and their copies were standing at the other. The stands were filled with screaming fans and a few bookies, raking in last-minute bets. The two teams stared at each other. There was a pause.
"I'm gonna kick your ass, Bot-boy!"
~*~*~*~*~*
Liss: lol didja like it? Each chapter is going to be one member of the team. Oh, and I have in mind a few ideas on which one will win, but I am taking votes. So, next chapter will be the Jacks! Which one do you choose? Robot or Real?