Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate. But I do obsess over it! *drools*
Liss: Ok, thanks again to Jade Panther and Freakazoid for being here since the beginning-
Skaara: It's only chapter 3.
Liss: *stares* *whacks him* Ok, and another thanks to majcarter and urdreamkeeper for reviewing, too! And I have decided that the story needs a little pizzazz so I'm gonna give you guys a little surprise...*wink*
Skaara: Ew!!
Liss: You pervert! *throws pillow at him* No, not like that! Just something...fun. *grins* Ok, onto chapter three!
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Daniel and Daniel stared at each other. Original Daniel's eyes narrowed as he sized up his opponent. Eh, he didn't look so tough. In fact, he looked kinda puny. He smirked. What a weakling! Daniel bet he was beat up a lot when he was younger. 'What a nerd. ...Hey wait a minute!' Daniel cursed at himself for calling himself puny.
Meanwhile, Robot Daniel was analyzing his original in his head. 'Ok, any weak spots? Upper right thigh. Ooh, better keep that one protected then,' he thought, making a mental note to favor his right thigh. 'Anything else? Nope. He doesn't look too tough, though. Heh heh... In fact,' he smirked, 'I bet he was beat up a lot when he was younger. He is so puny! What a nerd...Hey wait a minute!' Robot Daniel cursed at himself for calling him puny, too.
Daniel caught Daniel's eye. Daniel's eyes narrowed even more. Daniel's eyes flashed red.
"Let's kick some (robot) ass!"
DING! The bell rang. They started to circle each other. They went round and round and round. And round.
-twenty minutes later-
The Wonderball goes round and round...
Don't ever let it touch the ground...
For if you do, I will declare...
I can see your underwear...
"IT'S BEEN PLAYING FOR TWENTY GOD DAMN MINUTES! CAN'T YOU SHUT IT OFF?!" Jack and Jack yelled to the loudspeaker.
"Well excuse me! I play music that suits the mood! Get off my back! If you think you can do better...?!"
Jack and Jack grinned.
Meanwhile, in the ring...
Daniel and Daniel were getting dizzy. They stopped for a break. "You're *breath* going *breath* down, *breath* Nerd *breath* ," Robot Daniel huffed. "Yeah? *breath* Well *breath* if I'm a *breath* nerd *breath* then you are *breath* too *breath* ," Daniel concluded, his chest heaving up and down. "Good *breath* point."
Finally they were up again. They circled each other for a few more minutes.
The Wonderball goes---
"UP YOUR ASS!"
There was a struggling sound through the speaker boxes, and then silence.
"Ok, and back to the fight..." Original Daniel said, trying to focus back on his opponent. This was harder than he thought. I mean, how can he beat himself? He was so handsome and popular, and strong...how could he ever win?
Sam recognized that look of narcissism and yelled, "GIVE IT TO EM, DANIEL!"
"Right!"
Original Daniel lunged at his robot double and knocked him down. They tumbled and rumbled and rumbled and tumbled; each time one landed on top they would be knocked on the bottom. Finally they broke apart, panting. Then they flung themselves on each other again. It was a tangle of limbs from then on. Suddenly, there was a loud-
RIIIIIIIIIP!
"AAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!"
Original Daniel fell back in pain, clutching his face. Robot Daniel grinned widely, reminding Daniel of when he was "evil" for a time (Harseisis episode). Original Daniel stared up in horror at his robot double, a clump of hair in his hand.
"MY SIDEBURNS!"
Daniel sat on the floor, slowly rocking back and forth, tears coming to his eyes. Robot Daniel stretched his arms to the audience and laughed evilly. The robots went crazy. The replicators replicated twice their normal rate, the robots' heads spun rapidly, and a few even starting spouting nuts and bolts. "I say, chap, good show! Don't you think so, R2?" "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPITY-BEEP BEEP BEEPY." (translation: I'll give you five seconds to run.) Daniel was soaking it all up with a beaming face.
"Hey Daniel! Wake up! Pull yourself together!"
Daniel lifted his head out of his arms and looked around for the voice. "Who said that?"
"I did, stupid!" Daniel looked down to see a short girl with jade green hair staring up at him. "Who are you?"
"Jade Panther, nice to finally meet you," she said, shaking his hand. "What do you mean, finally? Are you a stalker?" he asked, eyeing her suspiciously. "No... What ever would give you that idea...?" She shifted her eyes. "Anyway, you have to get up! Look at yourself!" "But he ripped off my sideburns!" he whined.
"Oh boohoo, go cry about it later. But right now, get your ass off the floor and make him pay!" she yelled. Daniel slowly stood up. "Yeah. You're right! Thanks!" He stretched his arms, cracked his neck, and tapped his double on the shoulder. The double turned around and Daniel punched him square in the jaw. From then on it was a tumble just like before.
Jade Panther walked over to where Sam and Teal'c were standing, watching the fight. "Hi!" she said. "Hi. And you are?" "Jade Panther," she smiled, shaking each of their hands. She pulled something out from behind her. "Popcorn?"
~*~*~*~*~*
Jack looked through the stacks of CDs in the loudspeaker's box. "Bach...Mozart...Beethoven...Hanson...man, this guy sucks," he concluded, staring at his double with disgust.
"Couldn't have said it better myself," his double replied. They looked at each other, confused for a second. "Whatever," the shook their heads.
"Hey, I've got an idea!" they both said. They grinned evilly at each other and started laughing. "AHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
It went deadly silent in the stadium. Jack and Jack stopped laughing abruptly and looked out the window. Everyone was staring at them. Their eyes glanced over to the microphone, seeing that the red light was on. Their eyes darted back to everyone. "Heh heh, sorry everyone! Please, continue!"
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Liss: Well? What did you think? Please review and tell me! Oh, and I hope that was a nice surprise for you guys! I have more coming, just so you know! And Jade Panther, I am really sorry if I portrayed you wrong. If you tell me, then I'll upload it correctly in this one's place!
Skaara: She means if you're actually a guy.
Liss: Shut up!!! *whacks him* *sigh* I love doing that. lol But I don't want this to be a cameo fic, I'm only adding those four mentioned up top. *points to the top of the page* So Freakazoid, Jade Panther, urdreamkeeper, and majcarter, please tell me a short description and I can put you in! *wink* Ok, review please!
Liss: Ok, thanks again to Jade Panther and Freakazoid for being here since the beginning-
Skaara: It's only chapter 3.
Liss: *stares* *whacks him* Ok, and another thanks to majcarter and urdreamkeeper for reviewing, too! And I have decided that the story needs a little pizzazz so I'm gonna give you guys a little surprise...*wink*
Skaara: Ew!!
Liss: You pervert! *throws pillow at him* No, not like that! Just something...fun. *grins* Ok, onto chapter three!
~*~*~*~*~*
Daniel and Daniel stared at each other. Original Daniel's eyes narrowed as he sized up his opponent. Eh, he didn't look so tough. In fact, he looked kinda puny. He smirked. What a weakling! Daniel bet he was beat up a lot when he was younger. 'What a nerd. ...Hey wait a minute!' Daniel cursed at himself for calling himself puny.
Meanwhile, Robot Daniel was analyzing his original in his head. 'Ok, any weak spots? Upper right thigh. Ooh, better keep that one protected then,' he thought, making a mental note to favor his right thigh. 'Anything else? Nope. He doesn't look too tough, though. Heh heh... In fact,' he smirked, 'I bet he was beat up a lot when he was younger. He is so puny! What a nerd...Hey wait a minute!' Robot Daniel cursed at himself for calling him puny, too.
Daniel caught Daniel's eye. Daniel's eyes narrowed even more. Daniel's eyes flashed red.
"Let's kick some (robot) ass!"
DING! The bell rang. They started to circle each other. They went round and round and round. And round.
-twenty minutes later-
The Wonderball goes round and round...
Don't ever let it touch the ground...
For if you do, I will declare...
I can see your underwear...
"IT'S BEEN PLAYING FOR TWENTY GOD DAMN MINUTES! CAN'T YOU SHUT IT OFF?!" Jack and Jack yelled to the loudspeaker.
"Well excuse me! I play music that suits the mood! Get off my back! If you think you can do better...?!"
Jack and Jack grinned.
Meanwhile, in the ring...
Daniel and Daniel were getting dizzy. They stopped for a break. "You're *breath* going *breath* down, *breath* Nerd *breath* ," Robot Daniel huffed. "Yeah? *breath* Well *breath* if I'm a *breath* nerd *breath* then you are *breath* too *breath* ," Daniel concluded, his chest heaving up and down. "Good *breath* point."
Finally they were up again. They circled each other for a few more minutes.
The Wonderball goes---
"UP YOUR ASS!"
There was a struggling sound through the speaker boxes, and then silence.
"Ok, and back to the fight..." Original Daniel said, trying to focus back on his opponent. This was harder than he thought. I mean, how can he beat himself? He was so handsome and popular, and strong...how could he ever win?
Sam recognized that look of narcissism and yelled, "GIVE IT TO EM, DANIEL!"
"Right!"
Original Daniel lunged at his robot double and knocked him down. They tumbled and rumbled and rumbled and tumbled; each time one landed on top they would be knocked on the bottom. Finally they broke apart, panting. Then they flung themselves on each other again. It was a tangle of limbs from then on. Suddenly, there was a loud-
RIIIIIIIIIP!
"AAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!"
Original Daniel fell back in pain, clutching his face. Robot Daniel grinned widely, reminding Daniel of when he was "evil" for a time (Harseisis episode). Original Daniel stared up in horror at his robot double, a clump of hair in his hand.
"MY SIDEBURNS!"
Daniel sat on the floor, slowly rocking back and forth, tears coming to his eyes. Robot Daniel stretched his arms to the audience and laughed evilly. The robots went crazy. The replicators replicated twice their normal rate, the robots' heads spun rapidly, and a few even starting spouting nuts and bolts. "I say, chap, good show! Don't you think so, R2?" "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPITY-BEEP BEEP BEEPY." (translation: I'll give you five seconds to run.) Daniel was soaking it all up with a beaming face.
"Hey Daniel! Wake up! Pull yourself together!"
Daniel lifted his head out of his arms and looked around for the voice. "Who said that?"
"I did, stupid!" Daniel looked down to see a short girl with jade green hair staring up at him. "Who are you?"
"Jade Panther, nice to finally meet you," she said, shaking his hand. "What do you mean, finally? Are you a stalker?" he asked, eyeing her suspiciously. "No... What ever would give you that idea...?" She shifted her eyes. "Anyway, you have to get up! Look at yourself!" "But he ripped off my sideburns!" he whined.
"Oh boohoo, go cry about it later. But right now, get your ass off the floor and make him pay!" she yelled. Daniel slowly stood up. "Yeah. You're right! Thanks!" He stretched his arms, cracked his neck, and tapped his double on the shoulder. The double turned around and Daniel punched him square in the jaw. From then on it was a tumble just like before.
Jade Panther walked over to where Sam and Teal'c were standing, watching the fight. "Hi!" she said. "Hi. And you are?" "Jade Panther," she smiled, shaking each of their hands. She pulled something out from behind her. "Popcorn?"
~*~*~*~*~*
Jack looked through the stacks of CDs in the loudspeaker's box. "Bach...Mozart...Beethoven...Hanson...man, this guy sucks," he concluded, staring at his double with disgust.
"Couldn't have said it better myself," his double replied. They looked at each other, confused for a second. "Whatever," the shook their heads.
"Hey, I've got an idea!" they both said. They grinned evilly at each other and started laughing. "AHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
It went deadly silent in the stadium. Jack and Jack stopped laughing abruptly and looked out the window. Everyone was staring at them. Their eyes glanced over to the microphone, seeing that the red light was on. Their eyes darted back to everyone. "Heh heh, sorry everyone! Please, continue!"
~*~*~*~*~*
Liss: Well? What did you think? Please review and tell me! Oh, and I hope that was a nice surprise for you guys! I have more coming, just so you know! And Jade Panther, I am really sorry if I portrayed you wrong. If you tell me, then I'll upload it correctly in this one's place!
Skaara: She means if you're actually a guy.
Liss: Shut up!!! *whacks him* *sigh* I love doing that. lol But I don't want this to be a cameo fic, I'm only adding those four mentioned up top. *points to the top of the page* So Freakazoid, Jade Panther, urdreamkeeper, and majcarter, please tell me a short description and I can put you in! *wink* Ok, review please!