Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate.
Liss: YAY! Thanks to millenium-writer for the awesome idea!
Ok, to all of you out there, I'm making a new announcement: count all the "Indeed"'s throughout this fic, starting with THIS CHAPTER! If you get it right, you get a cookie!!! Mmm..chocolate...
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"Ok, this is just getting boring. Next!" someone from the audience yelled. Daniel and Daniel broke apart and went to their sides respectively.
"And next up in this lovely display of skill will be the lovely Major Carters," Jack and Jack's voice boomed through the loudspeakers. Sam and Sam stepped uncertainly to the center.
"You know, I still can't believe this is possible," Sam said. Her robot rolled her eyes. "Duh, I already said that the first time we met." Sam frowned.
"Are you ok?"
"Yea. I'm just annoyed at the idea that I have to fight myself. I mean, we have so much to learn about each other."
The original frowned again.
"Physically, not mentally, of course."
Sam smiled. "Yea. I mean, we should use this power for the greater good, not for fighting each other."
"I agree."
"Aw, hell! How do you work this thing?" one of the Jack voices yelled through the loudspeaker. Sam and Sam grinned at each other. "Oh yea!"
~*~*~*~*~*
"So.." Jade Panther said, looking down into the popcorn container she had brought. "How was fighting, Daniel?"
Daniel just grumbled.
"No need to thank me," she said flatly, crumpling up the container and throwing it away. "Thanks," he mumbled. "So? What was it like?!" she asked excitedly. "It was...enlightening," he said sarcastically. "Indeed." A raised eyebrow.
~*~*~*~*~*
Meanwhile, on the robot side...
"Who the heck was that?" Daniel grumbled, wiping his face with a towel. "I do not know, Danieljackson," Teal'c said, giving look #3: I-am-puzzled. Daniel glared up at him. "You know, even though you're a robot, you could quit saying "Danieljackson" as if it's one word. It really bugs me." "Indeed," he said, a hint of a smile on his face.
"Aw, don't worry about her. I've gotcha covered," Freakazoid said, grinning at Daniel as he poked his head over Daniel's shoulder. "Thanks. You know, that makes me feel---WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!" He jumped back and fell head over heels off his stool, out of the ring, and onto the cold hard floor. Even Teal'c seemed surprised.
"I'm Freakazoid!" the boy said, shaking his sandy hair out of his eyes. "Well, duh, but what's your name?" Daniel asked, massaging his nose as he climbed back into the ring. Freakazoid stared. "That *is* my name, dumbass. And anyway, I've come here to help you guys." He smiled.
"Why? Where'd you come from? How'd you find us? Waaa waaa waaa waaaahhhh- MAJOR MALFUNCTION. MAJOR MALFUNCTION. DATA OVERLOAD. DATA OVERLOADLOADLOADLOADLOADLOADLOADLO----" "DANIEL!" Freakazoid yelled, smacking him. He shook his head.
"All you need to know is that I'm Freakazoid, I'm here to help you, and robots rock." "Oh. Ok," Daniel smiled. "How are you going to help us?" "Hmm..that's a good question. Well, first, I think we have to work on your fighting strategy. Teal'c can handle himself." "Indeed." (eyebrow raise)
~*~*~*~*~*
Sam and Sam stood in the middle of the ring, discussing something. Boos came from all sides of the ring. "Fight fight fight fight!" "BEEP BEEP BEEEEEPITY!!" "CLONK CLONK!" "We want to see some action!" WHACK! "I didn't mean it THAT way!"
Sam and Sam stepped apart and started circling each other.
"Hey, aren't wormhole physics amazing?"
"Yea. It's so fascinating, I don't know why everyone just doesn't study it."
"They don't?"
"No. But more for us!"
"Yea! So, have you figured out how to make a nuclear reactor work?"
"I've tried a few simulations, but the best I could come up with was just a practice run. It's missing some molecular fusion and I think the sub- atomic neutrons aren't aligned."
"Ah. Well, try rearranging the flight modules and running a sub-molecular basis on the analysis data."
Through the loudspeaker came the sound of something heavy dropping.
"And try for some more energetic cohesion between the nuclear particles and the naquadah particles. That might help."
"Oh thanks. I'll have to try that when I get back. You should come."
"Great! I'll show you how to get enough energy from the base, balance it with the atomic mass, and build up an energy barrier which may overcome the increasing range of the reactor's core."
"Great!"
A faint moaning could be heard from the boxes.
"But it may have to wait. I'm currently working on a report on wormhole physics."
In addition to the moaning came a low groaning noise. The groaning and moaning increased slightly.
"And did you know that the event horizons is just two centimeters in diameter?"
"Yea! How can something that small make such a difference?"
"I don't know. We should co-write a book about it!"
"That's a great idea. We'll start after I get back and show the colonel how to run the VCR."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" A loud screaming, the sound of sparks flying, shattered glass, and a shriek went off in the stadium. People covered their ears while the robots turned off theirs.
Sam and Sam grinned at each other, shook hands, and went back to their sides.
~*~*~*~*~*
"TOO MUCH DATA. TOO MUCH DATA. WARNING: OVERLOAD. OVERLOAD. OVERLOADLOADLOADLOADLOADLOADLOA------!!!" Sparks flew in all directions. Luckily, Original Jack was cowering behind the desk and didn't get hit. He was rocking back and forth, his eyes squeezed shut, covering his ears, and yelling "Doohickeys! Doohickeys! Doohickeys!"
When he didn't hear anything else, he stopped rocking, poked open one eye, and surveyed the room. It was fried. He slowly stood up. "Jack? God that feels weird," he muttered. He looked over the desk and his face fell. "For cryin' out loud..." The robot lay on the ground. Other than the fact that it was smoking, it didn't look that bad. Oh yea, and it was missing its head.
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"EW!" a girl shrieked, holding Jack's head. The face stared up blankly. "What the hell?!" Suddenly the face moved. "Uh, would you mind...you know..." He made some gestures with his face. The girl shrieked and tossed the head clear across the ring. It landed in someone's lap.
"I say, R2. Look at this. A human head," C3PO said in awe, staring down at Jack. R2 rolled his light. "Uh, I'm not human, pal. I'm robot, just like you." He paused. "But that doesn't mean I'm not all man! I'm still all man!!!"
C3PO looked at him. "Well, you had better find your body, eh, sir?"
Jack stared flatly. "No duh. Just bring me back up to the speaker's booth."
C3PO looked around. "I'm not quite sure where that is. I guess you'll just have to stay here for now, with us!" he smiled.
"GOD HELP ME! SOMEBODY, PLEASE!"
Walking forlornly over the loss of all of his money on a bid, Harlan looked around for the sound of his beloved robot. "Colonel O'Neill?" he asked.
"Harlan! Harlan, over here!" Harlan made his way over to the voice and shrieked. "Oh my! Oh my oh my oh my!" He bent worriedly over Jack.
"Harlan, I've never been so glad to see you in my life." He stopped. "Actually, I've never been happy to see you." Harlan hesitated, then did his little bow-thingy. He gingerly picked up Jack's head and walked off.
C3PO watched him leave. "I say, what an odd man, R2. R2? R2? Where are you, R2?" He looked around. He stood up and walked to the end of the row. "Ah! There you are, R2!" R2 was rolling slowly away, as quietly as he possibly could. When C3PO caught sight of him, R2 stopped and waited for his annoying friend to walk over and drag him back to his torture. R2 robotically sighed.
~*~*~*~*~*
"Hey...where is Daniel going with that boy? Who is he?" Jade Panther asked, standing on her toes to get a better view. They were exiting the stadium. "I don't know," Daniel said, looking quizzical. Just then Jade Panther caught sight of some boxing gloves hanging over Freakazoid's shoulder.
"They're going to train!" she yelled. "Come on, flyboy, we've got a lot of work to do." She grabbed Daniel by the ear and dragged him through the opposite exit and towards their training gym. She snatched some spare gloves from a bench and threw them at him.
"Alright, we've got a lot of work ahead of us."
~*~*~*~*~*
It was silent in the ring except for the murmuring of the crowd. "Well, looks like you're up, Teal'c," Sam said, patting him on the shoulder. "Indeed."
~*~*~*~*~*
"Well, looks like you're up, Teal'c," Robot Sam said, patting him on the shoulder. "Indeed."
~*~*~*~*~*
Liss: Well, what'd you think? Thanks again to millenium-writer for that amazing idea! Oi...I'm repeating myself again...
Skaara: HAHA!
Liss: You better shut up before I put you in the ring!
Skaara: You can't! They didn't make a robot out of me! *sticks tongue out*
Liss: That's what you think...
Skaara: O.O
Liss: And even if they didn't, you'll have to beat yourself up. Heh heh heh...I am brilliant. *sighs*
Skaara: Don't review, she'll eat you alive!
Liss: Oh shut up, I'm not Cronus! Speaking of Cronus...we're gonna have some fun with him next round...MWAHAHAHAHA!
Liss: YAY! Thanks to millenium-writer for the awesome idea!
Ok, to all of you out there, I'm making a new announcement: count all the "Indeed"'s throughout this fic, starting with THIS CHAPTER! If you get it right, you get a cookie!!! Mmm..chocolate...
~*~*~*~*~*
"Ok, this is just getting boring. Next!" someone from the audience yelled. Daniel and Daniel broke apart and went to their sides respectively.
"And next up in this lovely display of skill will be the lovely Major Carters," Jack and Jack's voice boomed through the loudspeakers. Sam and Sam stepped uncertainly to the center.
"You know, I still can't believe this is possible," Sam said. Her robot rolled her eyes. "Duh, I already said that the first time we met." Sam frowned.
"Are you ok?"
"Yea. I'm just annoyed at the idea that I have to fight myself. I mean, we have so much to learn about each other."
The original frowned again.
"Physically, not mentally, of course."
Sam smiled. "Yea. I mean, we should use this power for the greater good, not for fighting each other."
"I agree."
"Aw, hell! How do you work this thing?" one of the Jack voices yelled through the loudspeaker. Sam and Sam grinned at each other. "Oh yea!"
~*~*~*~*~*
"So.." Jade Panther said, looking down into the popcorn container she had brought. "How was fighting, Daniel?"
Daniel just grumbled.
"No need to thank me," she said flatly, crumpling up the container and throwing it away. "Thanks," he mumbled. "So? What was it like?!" she asked excitedly. "It was...enlightening," he said sarcastically. "Indeed." A raised eyebrow.
~*~*~*~*~*
Meanwhile, on the robot side...
"Who the heck was that?" Daniel grumbled, wiping his face with a towel. "I do not know, Danieljackson," Teal'c said, giving look #3: I-am-puzzled. Daniel glared up at him. "You know, even though you're a robot, you could quit saying "Danieljackson" as if it's one word. It really bugs me." "Indeed," he said, a hint of a smile on his face.
"Aw, don't worry about her. I've gotcha covered," Freakazoid said, grinning at Daniel as he poked his head over Daniel's shoulder. "Thanks. You know, that makes me feel---WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!" He jumped back and fell head over heels off his stool, out of the ring, and onto the cold hard floor. Even Teal'c seemed surprised.
"I'm Freakazoid!" the boy said, shaking his sandy hair out of his eyes. "Well, duh, but what's your name?" Daniel asked, massaging his nose as he climbed back into the ring. Freakazoid stared. "That *is* my name, dumbass. And anyway, I've come here to help you guys." He smiled.
"Why? Where'd you come from? How'd you find us? Waaa waaa waaa waaaahhhh- MAJOR MALFUNCTION. MAJOR MALFUNCTION. DATA OVERLOAD. DATA OVERLOADLOADLOADLOADLOADLOADLOADLO----" "DANIEL!" Freakazoid yelled, smacking him. He shook his head.
"All you need to know is that I'm Freakazoid, I'm here to help you, and robots rock." "Oh. Ok," Daniel smiled. "How are you going to help us?" "Hmm..that's a good question. Well, first, I think we have to work on your fighting strategy. Teal'c can handle himself." "Indeed." (eyebrow raise)
~*~*~*~*~*
Sam and Sam stood in the middle of the ring, discussing something. Boos came from all sides of the ring. "Fight fight fight fight!" "BEEP BEEP BEEEEEPITY!!" "CLONK CLONK!" "We want to see some action!" WHACK! "I didn't mean it THAT way!"
Sam and Sam stepped apart and started circling each other.
"Hey, aren't wormhole physics amazing?"
"Yea. It's so fascinating, I don't know why everyone just doesn't study it."
"They don't?"
"No. But more for us!"
"Yea! So, have you figured out how to make a nuclear reactor work?"
"I've tried a few simulations, but the best I could come up with was just a practice run. It's missing some molecular fusion and I think the sub- atomic neutrons aren't aligned."
"Ah. Well, try rearranging the flight modules and running a sub-molecular basis on the analysis data."
Through the loudspeaker came the sound of something heavy dropping.
"And try for some more energetic cohesion between the nuclear particles and the naquadah particles. That might help."
"Oh thanks. I'll have to try that when I get back. You should come."
"Great! I'll show you how to get enough energy from the base, balance it with the atomic mass, and build up an energy barrier which may overcome the increasing range of the reactor's core."
"Great!"
A faint moaning could be heard from the boxes.
"But it may have to wait. I'm currently working on a report on wormhole physics."
In addition to the moaning came a low groaning noise. The groaning and moaning increased slightly.
"And did you know that the event horizons is just two centimeters in diameter?"
"Yea! How can something that small make such a difference?"
"I don't know. We should co-write a book about it!"
"That's a great idea. We'll start after I get back and show the colonel how to run the VCR."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" A loud screaming, the sound of sparks flying, shattered glass, and a shriek went off in the stadium. People covered their ears while the robots turned off theirs.
Sam and Sam grinned at each other, shook hands, and went back to their sides.
~*~*~*~*~*
"TOO MUCH DATA. TOO MUCH DATA. WARNING: OVERLOAD. OVERLOAD. OVERLOADLOADLOADLOADLOADLOADLOA------!!!" Sparks flew in all directions. Luckily, Original Jack was cowering behind the desk and didn't get hit. He was rocking back and forth, his eyes squeezed shut, covering his ears, and yelling "Doohickeys! Doohickeys! Doohickeys!"
When he didn't hear anything else, he stopped rocking, poked open one eye, and surveyed the room. It was fried. He slowly stood up. "Jack? God that feels weird," he muttered. He looked over the desk and his face fell. "For cryin' out loud..." The robot lay on the ground. Other than the fact that it was smoking, it didn't look that bad. Oh yea, and it was missing its head.
~*~*~*~*~*
"EW!" a girl shrieked, holding Jack's head. The face stared up blankly. "What the hell?!" Suddenly the face moved. "Uh, would you mind...you know..." He made some gestures with his face. The girl shrieked and tossed the head clear across the ring. It landed in someone's lap.
"I say, R2. Look at this. A human head," C3PO said in awe, staring down at Jack. R2 rolled his light. "Uh, I'm not human, pal. I'm robot, just like you." He paused. "But that doesn't mean I'm not all man! I'm still all man!!!"
C3PO looked at him. "Well, you had better find your body, eh, sir?"
Jack stared flatly. "No duh. Just bring me back up to the speaker's booth."
C3PO looked around. "I'm not quite sure where that is. I guess you'll just have to stay here for now, with us!" he smiled.
"GOD HELP ME! SOMEBODY, PLEASE!"
Walking forlornly over the loss of all of his money on a bid, Harlan looked around for the sound of his beloved robot. "Colonel O'Neill?" he asked.
"Harlan! Harlan, over here!" Harlan made his way over to the voice and shrieked. "Oh my! Oh my oh my oh my!" He bent worriedly over Jack.
"Harlan, I've never been so glad to see you in my life." He stopped. "Actually, I've never been happy to see you." Harlan hesitated, then did his little bow-thingy. He gingerly picked up Jack's head and walked off.
C3PO watched him leave. "I say, what an odd man, R2. R2? R2? Where are you, R2?" He looked around. He stood up and walked to the end of the row. "Ah! There you are, R2!" R2 was rolling slowly away, as quietly as he possibly could. When C3PO caught sight of him, R2 stopped and waited for his annoying friend to walk over and drag him back to his torture. R2 robotically sighed.
~*~*~*~*~*
"Hey...where is Daniel going with that boy? Who is he?" Jade Panther asked, standing on her toes to get a better view. They were exiting the stadium. "I don't know," Daniel said, looking quizzical. Just then Jade Panther caught sight of some boxing gloves hanging over Freakazoid's shoulder.
"They're going to train!" she yelled. "Come on, flyboy, we've got a lot of work to do." She grabbed Daniel by the ear and dragged him through the opposite exit and towards their training gym. She snatched some spare gloves from a bench and threw them at him.
"Alright, we've got a lot of work ahead of us."
~*~*~*~*~*
It was silent in the ring except for the murmuring of the crowd. "Well, looks like you're up, Teal'c," Sam said, patting him on the shoulder. "Indeed."
~*~*~*~*~*
"Well, looks like you're up, Teal'c," Robot Sam said, patting him on the shoulder. "Indeed."
~*~*~*~*~*
Liss: Well, what'd you think? Thanks again to millenium-writer for that amazing idea! Oi...I'm repeating myself again...
Skaara: HAHA!
Liss: You better shut up before I put you in the ring!
Skaara: You can't! They didn't make a robot out of me! *sticks tongue out*
Liss: That's what you think...
Skaara: O.O
Liss: And even if they didn't, you'll have to beat yourself up. Heh heh heh...I am brilliant. *sighs*
Skaara: Don't review, she'll eat you alive!
Liss: Oh shut up, I'm not Cronus! Speaking of Cronus...we're gonna have some fun with him next round...MWAHAHAHAHA!