Any stuff that I wrote is j k Rowling's stuff and I do not own them.

Anyways here's a one shot story.

Once upon a time is surrey there was a little 15 year old boy who can do magic. He got abused by the dursleys and got punished for nothing but one day he went away to a castle in a far away land and continue to learn magic

But the evil bad wizard came a got him during potions class and abduct him!!!

"O mi god!" said Hermione, "what are we going to do"

"Bloody hell!" said Ron," he is gone!"

And they all began to cry. Wee wee wee all the way back to their dormitories.

Anyways, voldemort captured him and forced him to do the worst evilest thing possible!

He forced him to…………….. EAT HIS VEGETABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bite after bite Harry was slowly giving up! He couldn't stand the immense pain from the cabbage broccoli etc that he had to eat. And all the death eater began to laugh.

But voldemort had a weak ness and Harry soon found out using his mind link to voldemort.

He quickly picked up a nearby bucket of water and throws it on voldemort.

Voldemort screamed and screamed

"I'm MELTING!!!!!! I'm MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!!

And he indeed began to melt all the way to the ground.

The death eaters were at a lost for words, they panicked but then Harry began to glow. And the realized what they should do.

The death eaters followed Harry now and carried on their masters work… MAKING SURE ALL CHILDREN ATE THEIR VEGETABLES!!!!!!!!!!! 1

Mhahahahahahaha

The end

Note from author: i'm new at this, no i'm not retarded or mental, I was just curios as to how this thing works so I submitted this little tale. Anyways i'm a going to start a new fic, a REAL fic in a few days time. It should not be sloppy. But it should be novel length and interesting. I hope, cause a cant please everyone. So after u read this bunch of crap, come back in a few days time.

Just so u know im the kinda author who begins a story and doesn't know how it ends so ill be making it up as I go along.

I love a slightly dark Harry, so that prob may happen. And I luv serverus and Harry disputes and Draco too. I may even make Draco and Harry friendly u never know. AND of course i love ron and hermione pairings. maybe ill make a ginny harry pairing too, not sure. But u'll see when im done with it. tell me what u think so far.

Until then take care!!

And happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!