Black Triforce: Ok. This is my first non-script form humor story for the Zelda section so... take pity! Anyway, I would like to dedicate this story to all of the idiots at my school who couldn't understand Link's hair color. Thanks for the inspiration crapheads.

Disclaimer: Nope. I don't own anything. Well, I do own a cool Legend of Zelda t-shirt but I don't think that counts...

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Link stood triumphantly over Ganondorf. After minutes of playing volleyball with evil energy, Link finally hit him enough times to defeat him.

"Take that Ganondork!" Link yelled as he proceeded to kick Ganon in the head. "Who's big and scary now?"

Ganondorf frowned. 'Geez. He doesn't have to rub it in so much...' Suddenly, as Link stood laughing and Ganon sat pouting, a blonde flake landed on his large nose.

Ganondorf blinked and crossed his eyes to see what had landed on his nose. "Huh?" Ganondorf carefully picked the flake up.

'There's something familiar about this thing. But what?' pondered Ganondorf. He looked at the flake, then at Link, then at the flake, and then at Link again. Finally, something in his head clicked.

"Hey Link, you're blonde right?"

Link stopped laughing and cringed slightly. "Umm... yeah,"

"So... then this flake is yours then. Right?" Ganondorf asked holding the blonde flake up so Link could see it.

Link cringed again and said softly, "Of...of course not. Why would you think that?"

"Oh. Then is that one yours?"

A confused look appeared on Link's face. "What do you mean 'Then is that one yours?'"

Ganondorf sighed. "I mean is one of the ones on the ground yours."

Link's confused look turned into a surprised, worried look. "On the... ground?" Link looked down to see hundreds of little blonde flakes lying at his feet.

"Hey Link?"

"What?!" Link was too concerned about the flakes to care about what Ganondorf wanted.

"What's wrong with your head?"

"What's wrong with my..." Link stopped mid sentence because he had looked up only to find that half of his usually blonde hair was now a mud colored brown.

"What's going on?!" Link screamed as he ran around in little circles. "The label on the box said this stuff was permanent!"

Once again, something in Ganondorf's head clicked. (A/N- yay for slowness.) "Wait... aren't you a natural blonde Link?"

Link stopped pounding himself in the head; his hair was now completely brown, and nodded quickly.

"Yes, wait... not really... no."

Inside Ganon's head, the little mouse that ran on it's wheel started to run faster, then it stopped causing it to get caught on the wheel, the wheel spun for a few times and then stopped. The mouse... then died.

"So what you're telling me is... you hair is dyed?"

Link hung his head in shame. "Yes..."

Ganondorf's eyes got wide. "Ooooooohhhhhh...... That explains a lot."

Link picked his head up. "What does it explain?"

"Absolutely... nothing. Anywho, why did you dye your hair in the first place?"

Link looked off into space as cheesy flashback effects and music began. "Well, it all started when I was..."

Ganondorf sat down and looked at Link expectantly.

"Wait, wait, wait," The effects and music stopped. "Why should I tell you?"

Ganondorf pondered this. "Umm... because I've been giving something to do?"

Link rolled eyes. "Oh yes, you've ruined my life and made me find out the hard way that my family is dead. Or... at least I think so..."

Ganondorf wasn't listening. "Blah, blah, blah... JUST TELL ME ALREADY!"

"Fine then. Just stop yelling."

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Black Triforce: Well how was the first part? REVIEW AND TELL ME! The origins of Link's blondeness will be revealed if you do! So... hurry. Press the blue button in the corner and GET STARTED! Thank you. (runs off to write the rest)