How to Boil Water

"Okay, the instructions say that after it boils you add milk, cheese, and butter."

"No, dude. That's after you strain the noodles." Domon scolded George on his mix up of the macaroni and cheese instructions."Now how long does it say to cook the noodles? Like, 10 minutes?"

"No. If you cook them that long then the noodles will become too soggy and limp. Cook them just a few minutes."

Domon sighed, noticing that the water was beginning to boil. "Do we add the noodles now, then?"

"It would appear that the pot is hot enough for the noodles, yes." Responded George. Domon added the noodles quickly, causeing the murky water to begin to boil over the side of the pot. "NO! It can't do that! That will ruin the noodles! BLOW ON IT! QUICKLY!"

Domon started blowing vigorously on the foaming water. "It's not going down! What should I do now, George!"

"Stur counter clockwise and blow at the same time! It's starting to hit the burner. That's not good."

The steam towered to the cealing like a giant mushroom cloud. At the same time, Chibodee entered the kitchen. "Hey guys, can I use the toaster? Uh... What're you guys doing?"

"Mac 'n Cheese," George stated, watching Domon frantically blow on the foam, "Don't forget to plug the toaster in this time. It won't heat up if you don't turn it on properly."

Chibodee removed the bread from it's clear packaging and began trying to shove the carbohydrates into the toaster's ready grasp, "Awww man! My toast is too big for the toaster."

George rolled his eyes. "It's not toast until you toast it, fool."

"... Shut up."

In the mean time, Domon had strained the noodles and dumped them back into the pan, ready for the sauce. He attempted to pour the correct amount of milk into a measuring cup, however the milk suceeded in missing it's target. "SNAP! I just spilled the milk all over the floor."

George's eye twitched slightly. "Then bend over an mop it up," he suggested. Just as Domon moaned and leaned over to clean up his mess, Sai Saici entered the kitchen area. From his mouth hung a naked corn dog. "AGH! Sai Saici! Don't eat that now! We're making Macaroni and Cheese!"

"Come on, you KNOW that the processed cheese makes my stomach upset. If it were real cheese then maybe I would join you."

The bread in the toaster was smoking. Chibodee didn't even seem to notice when he turned to Sai Saici. "Why are you eating a hot dog on a stick?"

"It's called a corn dog. I ate the corn part of it off already. It's a better experience that way. By the way, your toast is burning."

"But I like my toast black. Then I put a lot of honey spread on it, and it tastes great."

"Whatever." Sai Saici turned and walked out of the room.

George pushed Domon out of the way and took over the stirring of the cheese sauce, just as Argo strolled into the kitchen reading hetero porn. Chibodee took a loud crunch from his toast, and Domon sulked about the mac and cheese. George looked up at Argo and glared. "Argo, put that away. That's disgraceful."

Argo coughed lightly and left without a word. Domon stared, shaking his head. "Loser."

THE END.