Black Triforce: I'm back with the next chapter! Before I say anything else, time to answer reviews.
headsuphorses- Thanks for reading Baby-Sitting job of Doom before it got deleted. Apparently, you were too lazy to review.
To lots of other reviewers- I didn't know that there are two different ways to spell blond(e). I also didn't know it that one was feminine and the other was masculine. But I'm still going to use 'blonde' because I thought about it, and it fits this chapter. Sort of...
Disclaimer: (sighs) No, I don't own anything. Why would you think I did? Have you been sniffing Sharpies?
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Young Link sat in front of his mirror. His reflection frowned back at him. He sighed and tried to blow his mud colored bangs out of his face. But the bangs only floated back in his face.
"Stupid bangs..." Saria then popped her head and yelled, "Hey Link!" causing him to fall off his chair with a loud thud.
"Umm, did I come at a bad time?" Saria had noticed that Link was twitching slightly.
"No... Not. At. All." Link got up and started to brush himself off when an annoying voice shot through the tree house.
"Hey Saria! Why are you hanging out with mud head? He's doesn't have a fairy either! He's a LOSER!" It was Mido. The red-haired, path to the Great Deku Tree guarding jerk wad. He constantly picked on Link because he had no fairy and because he had brown hair. Link's nickname was 'Mr. Mud headed, No- Fairy'.
At that moment, Mido was also the final object that broke the Biggoron sword. Link snapped, Saria could tell because his eye started twitching.
"That's it! I am NOT a mud head!" Link screamed as he ran out the door, knocking over Mido, and barged past the Kokiri guarding the opening to the outside world.
"Wait! You can't go out there," the Kokiri shouted. "You'll..." It was too late. Link was already half way to Hyrule Castle Town.
He was on a mission. He was going to find something that would change his hair color. But as soon as he ran into town, he realized one thing.
"I don't know where to get that kind of stuff..." With his mouth hanging slightly open Link wandered around the town looking for a shop that sold hair products. After hours, Link still couldn't find a shop.
"Agh! They've got weapon shops, game corners, and even some guy who sells bombs to ten-year-olds but nothing that sells hair products!" Link was pounding his head on the nearby brick wall when someone tapped him on the shoulder.
"Yo. Kid. I know where you can get hair dye," Link stopped banging his head and looked up. Standing behind him was the strange person Link had ever seen in his life. It was an older looking boy that had blond, red, black, green, and blue spiked hair and had black triangles painted under his orange eyes.
"Umm... you do?" Link wasn't too sure if he should trust this guy or not. Of course, no one had ever told him not to even think about trusting strangers because no one in the Kokiri forest thought that anyone would (or could) ever leave to meet any.
"Yeah..." The boy said while nodding his head slowly. Link noticed that the boy wasn't looking at him.
"Where?" The strange boy smiled and pulled something out of his cloak.
"Right here," He handed Link a bottle, then turned and walked off.
" 'Blonde Hair Coloring for Mud Heads'" said Link reading off the bottle. "That's oddly specific. Thanks!" Link called after the boy.
The boy shrugged and called over his shoulder, "No problem kid. You might want to get some pants though,"
Link smiled as he watched the boy disappear into the crowd of people. At that moment, the boy's last remark finally clicked in his head.
"Hey, wait a minute! I am too wearing pants!" Link yelled, making him receive strange looks from random bystanders. Link cringed and, while laughing nervously, ran back to the Kokiri forest to see if the stuff the boy had given him actually worked.
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Black Triforce: (watching Blue's Clues with little brother) Ha! Yes, let's put the cow in the cup and suck it up through the straw! Ha! (notices readers) Oh... Umm... How was the chapter? I was going to make the origin of Link's blondeness one chapter but I decided that it would be better to make it two. So... if you want to even post the net chapter you need to... REVIEW! REVIEW LIKE THE WIND READERS!!!