Black Triforce: (skimming through the reviews) Interesting. Someone thought that Link would really be a red head a somehow be related to Ganondork... Hmm... What WOULD Zelda think about this? (keeps skimming) Of course I'm going to post this chapter! Really...

Disclaimer: Nope I still don't own anything. DUH!

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Link was sitting in his house in front of his mirror with the bottle the boy had given him sitting on the table. After a few minutes of mental preparation, he was ready to dye his hair, or kill himself later for not trying.

"First..." Link's eyes skimmed the instructions. "Blah, blah, blah. I'm sure I can figure this out on my own!" He then unscrewed the cap to the bottle and proceeded to dump the contents on his head.

"Wait one...hour to dry?! I can't wait one hour!!!" Link yelled as he read the very last print of the instructions. Link sat for a few minutes trying to think of a way to make to dye dry faster. An idea finally popped and a silly grin came across his face. Link jumped up on the chair and started to shake his head like a wet dog. It made his hair dry faster and painted the inside of his house a lovely barf color.

A few moments later a grinning Link examined his hair in the mirror. His hair was now a bleached, almost white, blonde. It was not exactly the color he was expecting.

"At least I'm not a mud head any more!" Link laughed, glad to be rid of the annoying hair color. Saria then, quite randomly I might add, popped in. Soon, a confused look was planted on her face.

"Umm, Link? Why is your hair... blue?" Now it was Link's turn to get a confused look.

"Blue? What are you talking about?" Saria's eyes got wide.

"Scratch that Link, your hair is now... black," Link cocked his head to one side and then turned around and gasped. His hair was now black with blue tips. Link's eye began to twitch.

"Link? Are you okay?" Link turned around slowly, grabbed his cloak, put it on and walked out the door.

"Link?! Where are you going?"

"Oh, nowhere. I'm just going to go find THE FREAK WHO GAVE ME THIS STUFF!" Link screamed as he took off running and, once again, headed towards Hyrule Castle Town.

"When I find him he is SO dead!" Link muttered as his hair turned to a puke green. He stomped into town and asked every single person if they had seen the strange boy. No one, of course had ever heard of him, much less had ever seen him.

"ARRGG! Where is he!?!?!?" Link was not the only person to scream this. A young Princess Zelda was also screaming. She needed someone to boss around or she would start to destroy Hyrule. Thankfully, the person she was waiting for finally walked in with his finger in his ear.

"Geez, can you yell any louder? I'm right here," said the older boy as he inspected the earwax now sitting on his finger. It happened to be the same one who had given Link the dye and he would also happen to be the guard who would later block the gate to Hyrule castle.

"What took you so long?!" an annoyed Zelda screeched.

"Nothing serious. I just ran into a weird looking mud head looking for hair dye. I gave him so and told him to get some pants. See, nothing life threatening." He stated, knowing that Zelda couldn't care less if he dropped dead where he was standing from basil poisoning.

"Wait, you said he wasn't wearing pants?" Phoenix (A/N: Yep, that's his name.) nodded as he wiped his earwax on the nearby wall. "Was he wearing green?" He once again nodded.

The people in Zelda's head finally flipped the switch, and Zelda realized one important fact.

"The future Hero of Time is a...a... BRUNETTE?!?" shrieked a disturbed Zelda. "Are you kidding me Phoenix?"

"Wait... the future Hero of..." Before he could finish his question, the door was busted down. After the dust cleared, a hooded figure saw standing in the doorway.

"You," The figure said, pointing at Phoenix. "Did you think it's funny to give screwed up hair products to desperate kids? Huh? Do ya?"

The older boy had not fully been paying attention. "Umm, who are you again?"

Zelda saw the hooded figure twitch slightly.

"Who am I?" The figure ripped off his hood, Zelda screamed and Phoenix blinked.

"I'm the kid you gave the hair dye to!" The figure was none other than Link who was now sporting a bright pink 'due. Link suddenly got teary eyed.

"This isn't funny!" Link sniffled. "At all!"

"Oh! I remember you! I was going to find you and tell you that I accidentally gave you the wrong dye, but you ran off too fast." Phoenix pulled out a bottle. "This is the real stuff. You got my special alternating-color dye. I guess I labeled them wrong."

Meanwhile, Zelda's brain was not connecting everything.

"Wait, so you're saying that he's a brunette and you gave him dye, but it was the wrong stuff and..."

'GAH! No one must no about this!' Link panicked inside in his head. He pulled out a bomb, lit it, and ran off.

"Sucks to be you!" He screamed as a section of Hyrule castle caved in. Pieces of stone fell on the two left inside causing them to forget the last few days. Link's secret was safe...

OR WAS IT???

And does the stuff even work?

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Black Triforce: Wow. Longest chapter yet.

Phoenix: (sobbing) You told them my name!

Black Triforce: (rolls eyes) Yes I but know bu...

Phoenix: (still sobbing) WHY?!?!

Black Triforce: Grr... SHUT UP! (hits Phoenix with a heavy book) There. Now that's he unconscious, time for you peoples to review! Come on, I don't got all day, night...morning, when ever you're reading this.