Black Triforce: Sorry I haven't updated in a while. Most of my humor stories have gotten delete so all of the humor in me kind of... left for a while. Anyway, here's the next chapter.

Disclaimer: No, you stupid people! I don't own anything. None of us do.

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Link was back in front of his mirror. After, of course, getting the other dye out of his hair and scrapping it of the walls of his house. Now he sat with his fingers crossed.

"Please work, please work, please work..." Link dumped the bottle on his head. He was going to dry it faster but decided against it when he remembered the last time he did that. So he grabbed a magazine (not to read just to look at the pictures) that Saria had left and waited. And waited, and waited, and waited, and waited until...

"Finally! It's dry!" Link laughed happily. "But did it work... Hey Saria! Come here!" Saria of course had popped in when she heard Link laughing. "What?"

"What color is my hair?"

"Umm... a yellow color. What's it called..."

"Blonde." Link sighed as he rolled his eyes. "Good! Now, could you come outside for a sec?" Link asked. Saria nodded slowly. "Yeeaahhh, why?"

Link smirked as he walked outside. "You'll see..." Saria shrugged and followed him out.

"Saria, now that you know my secret I'll have to ask you not to tell anyone," Saria nodded. "I know, I promise I won't tell anyone."

Link shook his head sadly. "Unfortunately, I can't take the chance of you spilling so..." Link shoved Saria off the ledge as he screamed. "Sucks to be you!"

Saria landed on her head, causing her to forget the past few days. Link hopped down off the ledge and walked towards Saria's unconscious body. "Oops. Did I do that?" Link turned and walked off laughing.

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Black Triforce: This is NOT the last chapter. That means you have one more to read. (yawns) To tired to tell you what else to do. You already know anyway. So... go do... (falls asleep where sitting)

Yami: (rolls eyes) Remember, ONE more chappie.