Disclaimer: Please refer to Chapter 1 about my disclaimers.
After transferring to the colony of Nuopolis, the ZAFT and Alliance robots realize that whoever wins in this colony, will win the whole war. We left our groups when they just unloaded all their equipment and some steam on each other. Now the battle will continue…
At the Alliance base, Commander Aegis and Lieutenant Strike prepare their first attack wave.
"So, if we attack here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here," Aegis began pointing to different points on a map, "…and why not here, we can defeat ZAFT's frontline troops at all 25 of these points."
Strike simply glared at the different points on the map. He then began to connect the 25 different dots into a strange shape. "Sir, no offence, but your battle strategy looks like a giant dotted-bunny, sir."
"What the-!" Aegis snapped his head to Strike at first, then to his map, "No it doesn't!" He slammed his fist on the map. "Clearly it's one of my most genius battle plans ever made!"
"Sir, it-" Strike just sighed and shrugged his shoulders. "It looks like a giant bunny if you connect the dots, sir."
"That does it!" Aegis slammed his fist on the map again. "Back to the drawing board!"
"…sir, you mean the Chess Set, sir?"
Aegis executed his patented 'aha!' gesture, "exactly! Bring it in!"
Strike retrieves the chess board and sets up all the pieces.
"Now, we are…uh…" Aegis moved to his thinking pose, with hand on chin, examining the board. "Oh crap."
"Sir," Strike began to point out the board. "It's either white or black…it's not a really hard choice…"
"Yes it is! If we're white, we'll go first and establish the base attack patterns. And if we're black…it's just a cool color!"
A large anime water droplet appeared behind Strike's head, and he then leaned his head forward, sighing from embarrassment. "Yes, sir. We should go with the white, since you like to always attack first, sir."
"I like how you think, Lieutenant, we'll choose white and attack first," Aegis began patting Strike on the shoulder, "brilliant strategy!"
Strike just sighed again and nodded his head forward. "That's why they call me 'the ass-kisser,' sir."
"It suits you well, Lieutenant!"
"Thank you, sir," Strike said as he bowed his head forward in acknowledgement.
Meanwhile, out at the ZAFT base on the other end of the colony, the Silver GuAIZ is in his office preparing for Supreme Commander Providence's arrival.
Silver GuAIZ was pacing himself around his desk, with hands behind his back. "Tell me, little one, is this not the most perfect command and assault force Providence will ever see?"
No one answers.
"Well?" Silver GuAIZ turned his head to his desk, glaring at its surface. "Tell me you little bastard!"
Silence
Silver GuAIZ then picked up a little Magic 8-Ball off of his desk, and began to shake it wildly, and out of control. "TELL ME!!"
The Magic 8-Ball simply displayed the devastating two letter word, "NO."
"WHAT?!" Silver GuAIZ exclaimed as he continued to fervently shake the Magic 8-Ball. "That's not the answer I'm looking for!"
The Magic 8-Ball simply displayed, yet another devastating message, "You're Point?"
Silver GuAIZ only sighed and shrugged. "Will I impress Providence at all when he arrives?" he asked as he started to shake the ball, much more calmly.
The Magic 8-Ball simply displayed the devastating two letter word, "NO."
"Oh shit…ahh" something came to Silver GuAIZ's mind, "I wonder…" He then shook the Magic 8-Ball yet again. "Will ZAFT win this war?"
The Magic 8-Ball displayed a new devastating message, unseen in most 8-Balls. The message read, "You think I'll tell?"
"Huh?" Silver GuAIZ was even more confused now. "Does that mean that we're gonna loose?" he asked as he shook the 8-Ball again, pressing further his own fate into the ball's choice.
The Magic 8-Ball displayed another message, never before seen in any 8-Ball prior to it in history. The message read, "EAT ME!"
"You little bastard!" Silver GuAIZ exclaimed as he pulled out his beam rifle and blasted the 8-Ball into oblivion.
A CGUE then barged into the office. "Sir! Supreme Commander Providence's shuttle's here!"
Returning the Alliance base where in the GAT-X team prepares to move out.
"So let me get this straight," Duel said as he loaded his beam rifle, "the commander wants us to create a decoy so that we can enter the ZAFT base, and destroy them, right?"
"Yea," Strike nodded his head, "it just sounds weird though, to me." Strike shrugged, "it's like he's using some old never-worked-before idea from the Trojans or something."
Buster then racked both of his guns onto his back, "didn't they use like a giant bunny or something to infiltrate their enemies' base?"
"Don't ask me," Strike shook his head, "I'm not a history fan."
"You know," Blitz added, "maybe the Commander just wants to do the same thing so that we can infiltrate the ZAFT base."
"Moron!" Duel scolded, "haven't you looked around lately? Where in the hell on this colony are we gonna get a giant bunny-rabbit, you sodomized idiot?!"
Just outside of the ZAFT base, a large warehouse labeled "GIANT WOODEN RABBITS" awaits customers.
A single CGUE stood, and began to shake his head in shame, "no one ever wants to a giant rabbit anymore…"
A GINN stood next to the CGUE and started shaking its' head in agreement, "GINN…"
Back at the Alliance base, the GAT-X team already left the safety of their base, and walks through the forests of Nuopolis.
"Just keep shooting, just keep shooting, just keep shooting-" Buster continued singing.
"Oh god," Blitz tried to interrupt; "will you just shut up!"
Buster just continued singing his little song, "just keep shooting, just keep shooting, just keep shooting-"
"Sir," Duel then added, "as dangerous as Buster is to the rest of the team and ZAFT, can we shoot him, sir?"
"Negative meat-sack!" Aegis snapped back, "Just let him enjoy himself."
A loud bustle of scratches and chirps sounds above the GAT-X team.
"Just keep-" Buster armed his Gun Launcher and shoots upwards towards the sounds, "shooting, just keep shooting…"
The sounds stop.
"Wha-what the hell was that?" Blitz asked as he started looking around.Blitz
"Huh," Strike concluded what the sound above their heads were, "that sounded like a bunch of bugs."
Blitz immediately stopped walking, "…wha…b-bugs…?"
"Yea, bugs," Strike turned his head to Blitz and nodded, "probably big ones too…"
Blitz's Phase Armor then powered down to his gray color. "…big…bugs?"
"What the hell's wrong with you, Blitz?" Aegis questioned. "You afraid of bugs or something, you panty-wasted mech?"
Blitz then faded away as he activated his mirage colloid system. "AAHHHHHHH!!! I HATE BUGS!!" Blitz screamed as he ran away back to the Alliance base they came from. "Aaaaaahhhhhh!"
Buster still continued singing his seemingly now rhetorical song, "just keep shooting, just keep shooting, just keep shooting…"
Everyone just stops and looks at him.
"Just keep-" Buster stopped and looked at everyone. "What?"
Aegis just sighed and shook his head. "Let's just keep walking, that's the sensible thing to do."
"But, sir," Strike added. "Don't we need to change our battle strategy? I mean, we did just loose Ensign Blitz after all, so don't we need a 'Plan B?'"
"PLAN B?!" Aegis screamed at Strike. "What's wrong with you? We don't need a plan B!"
"Sir," Duel stepped into the fight, "the ass-kisser has a point. I think we need a backup plan before we attack."
"Hey! Who do you think we are?" Aegis began to yell at the whole team. "We're the GAT-X team! We don't plan, we improvise because you skittish bastards can't get any plan I come up with right!"
"We try, sir," Duel sighed.
"And you fail!" Aegis yelled back.
"So, what do you want us to do then?" Strike started speaking again. "After all, a ZAFT outpost is just down the road-"
The four remaining GAT-X robots just look at each other. Their minds race with battle possibilities.
The ZAFT outpost now burns and the GINNs are getting chased around and destroyed as the GAT-X team pillages the outpost.
BOOM! Another groups off GINNs explode from Buster's Gun Launcher. "Got one! That makes 32! You better catch up, Duel!"
"I've already got 27, dick!" Duel shouted back as he shot another GINN from behind. "Twenty-eight!"
Amongst the burning out-post, Strike runs outside and joins Aegis in front of the outpost.
"Commander! I've planted all the explosives just like you said, sir!"
"What?! What explosives? I didn't tell you to plant explosives anywhere!"
"Then…uh-oh…" Strike whispered as he and Aegis looked back at the outpost.
While the outpost is under attack, the Supreme Commander Providence has just arrived at the main ZAFT base.
"See sir," Silver GuAIZ strutted with Providence, "this is the best looking assault force we have ever put together, sir!"
"You have too much free time on your hands, you know that?" Providence pointed out.
Silver GuAIZ began to panic slightly at Providence's comment, "well sir, we had to prepare for your arrival, sir."
"When at the same time, you could've impressed me more, Silver, by attacking and destroying the Alliance's forces!"
"…" Silver GuAIZ remained silent as he lowered his voice volume to whisper, "the Magic 8-Ball was right."
"Sir! Sir!" A CGUE came up to Silver and Providence. "We have a problem, sir!"
"Oh, a problem, huh?" Providence glared at Silver GuAIZ.
Silver GuAIZ began to panic even more, "sir, I assure you it's nothing!" Silver turned to the CGUE, and began to whisper to the CGUE. "What the hell is it, can't you see that I'm trying to impress the supreme commander?!"
"…SILVER…" Providence grew impatient.
The CGUE began whispering back to Silver, "it's our front-most outpost. It's under attack by the Alliance!"
"THE ALLI-" Silver GuAIZ caught himself and began whispering again, "the Alliance? What fleet is it?"
The CGUE continued to whisper, "It's their GAT-X team, sir."
"This is not happening, this is NOT happening…"
"Well, SILVER. What's the problem!" Providence shouted.
"It's nothing, sir! We'll eliminate the problem ourselves," Silver replied.
"You do know that the Alliance's GAT-X team is at this colony too, right?"
Oh shit, even he knows! Why didn't I know?! Silver GuAIZ shouted at himself. "Y-y-yes, sir. We'll destroy the GAT-X team and win the war, sir. Don't worry about it."
"I really shouldn't then, should I?"
The CGUE interrupted the two, "Well, sir, it's just that-"
Silver GuAIZ slugged the CGUE, "shut up!" He then looked to Providence. "It's nothing at all, sir! The base it totally secure, there's no way that the GAT-X team will-"
BOOM! The outpost in the distance explodes. It is clearly seen by Providence and Silver GuAIZ.
Silver GuAIZ turned around and looked at the explosion, "uh…wow…look at that…"
Over back at the now decimated outpost, Duel and Buster are trying to salvage what weapons they can find in the crater, while Strike and Aegis crawl back to the outpost after being thrown around by the blast wave.
"Okay…here, how about this?" Duel said as he tossed a little box to Buster.
Buster caught the box. "Hey, cool. A little GameBoy Advance. I thought they stopped making these!" Buster turned on the GameBoy and started playing it.
"What game you playing there?" Duel asked as he stood next to Buster.
"TETRIS! Oh yea!"
"Hey, can I play when you're done?"
Over to Commander Aegis and Lieutenant Strike.
"I…never…told…you…to…plant…explosives…" Aegis panted.
"Well…sir, I…just did as you said…I…improvised…sir," Strike panted as he responded.
"good…job though, Strike," Aegis continued panting, "…good job…" Aegis then stood up and sighed. "Let's get Duel & Buster…and head back to base…we're done here…"
"Good plan sir." Then Strike asked, "What about Blitz, sir?"
"We'll pick him up on the way back, yea," Aegis concluded. "Just go get them, I'll stay here and assess the area.
Blitz comes back from the forest, still cloaked, behind Aegis. Blitz then started whispering to himself, "whoa, the battle is over…? Commander!"
A large cockroach lands on the back Aegis' head.
"Uh-oh…that's a big…bug…"
"What the hell is taking Lt. Strike so long?" Aegis pondered.
In the crater of the outpost…
"SUCKERS!" Strike shouted out. "I got the high score now! You can be me at Tetris! Bwahahahahahaha!"
Back outside the crater
Blitz began to stutter as he continued to look at the size of the bug. "that's…a-a-a…b-big…b-b-b-bug…"
The cockroach moves a little on Aegis' head.
"Eek!" Blitz lightly exclaimed. "Alright, what do I do? What do I do?"
The cockroach moves again.
Blitz began to think for a second. "I got it! I'll swipe it off and crush it!" he stated as he prepared his Gleipnir. "I got one shot…I gotta grab it, and pull it off!"
"Why do I get the feeling someone's watching me?" Aegis questioned.
"Here WE GO!" Blitz shouted as he fired his gleipnir to Commander Aegis.
"What the-" Aegis questioned as he turned around.
Buster, Duel, and Strike just arrive from the crater.
Strike at Buster then yelled in unison, "Commander! GET DOWN!!"
"CEASE FIRE BLITZ!" Duel shouted.
As Aegis turned completely around, the Gleipnir socked him right in the head, and the cockroach just jumped off behind him.
With his Gleipnir still extended, Blitz was caught completely by surprise. "Oh SHIT! COMMANDER!"
"That traitorous ass-wipe!" Duel shouted. "He just attacked the commander!"
Buster then armed his Gun Launcher and High-Energy Rifle. "Put the claw down, NOW!"
"It's all a misunderstanding! I didn't mean to-!" Blitz pleaded.
"Let go of the commander, traitor!" Strike scolded out to Blitz.
"But…uh…it's just…right!" Blitz yelled as he retracted his gleipnir without letting go of Aegis.
Aegis was quickly dragged towards Blitz, screaming: "BASTARD!"
Aegis was dragged by his face right to Blitz. He smacks into Blitz's fist and falls on his back after the Gleipnir opens.
"Whose side are you on you god-damned traitor!" Aegis scolded out.
"I'm sorry Commander! I wasn't trying to kill you! There was just a bug on your head!"
Strike helped to pick up Commander Aegis. "Excuses, excuses. You're always been sneaky with cloaking armor and shit."
Aegis now stood up to address Blitz. "Lt. Strike, put Ensign Blitz here under arrest, he'll be a prisoner of teason 'till we get back to base and decide what to do with him."
"Yes, sir!"
"It really was all a misunderstanding," Blitz tried to explain.
"SILENCE, prisoner!" Strike shouted at Blitz.
"Duel," Aegis continued, "you stay here for a while and cover our asses back to base. Buster, you'll come with us and retreat to Duel if needed."
"Aye, sir," Buster responded.
"Understood, sir," Duel responded.
Meanwhile at the ZAFT base, Silver GuAIZ and some CGUEs prepare to send a recovery team.
"So, what was that explosion?" Silver GuAIZ interrogated some of his CGUEs.
The first CGUE (1) answered, "well, sir, the Alliance team attacked our farthest outpost, and detonated a few grams of plastique."
"This is the GUNDAM universe!" Silver GuAIZ shouted out. "Where in the hell did they get plastique?"
A second CGUE (2) answered, "We honestly don't know, sir."
Silever GuAIZ just sighed. "I'm not surprised. Oh crap, just send a battalion of GINNs to assess what happened. And make sure we don't loose any more cannon fodder for now, understood?"
CGUEs 1 & 2 responded with, "yes, sir!"
Silver GuAIZ started to contemplate what had just happened. "How the hell did they get plastique when all we have are nukes and shit…?"
Back at the destroyed outpost, Duel just stands there looking for something to do before getting called back.
"Why did I have to stay here?" Duel questioned as he looked around. "Oh!" Duel noticed and then picked up the GameBoy. "Alright! Time to beat Strike!"
Away from the remains of the outpost and the forest, Blitz is in front of the traveling group with Strike holding his rifle to his head, followed by Aegis, and Buster in the rear holding his two guns.
"It was a misunder-"
"Shut up!" Strike yelled out. "you have the right to remain silent, anything you say or do will give me the right to shoot you if it pisses me off!"
Blitz simply remained silent at the remark.
"Just keep moving," Aegis ordered. How are you holding up, Buster? You see anything from Ensign Duel?"
Buster looked up through the forest out to Duel, "…nothing yet…sir…"
After they arrive at their base, Buster goes to the roof with a scope to monitor Duel, who's still at the ZAFT outpost.
"Ah-ha! I beat it! I beat Strike's score!" Duel exclaimed as he started dancing around. "Oh yea! I beat it! Who's the TETRIS MASTER NOW BITCH?!!"
GINNs start arriving at the outpost opposite the forest.
"Oh yea! Oh-" Duel finally sees the GINNsand immediately stops dancing. "SHIT!" he screamed as he started firing his beam rifle,"Aaahhhh!!"
Back at the Alliance base, Buster hears the beam shots and sees Duel running away from the forest.
Buster opened a communication with Aegis, "sir! We have Duel running down from the outpost! There's ZAFT GINNs chasing him, sir!"
"What?! Give Duel support fire 'till he gets back!" Aegis yelled back.
"I already started, sir!" Buster shouted as he started firing his two guns at the GINNs chasing Duel. "Eat this!!"
"Shit! Shit!" Duel continued screaming as he fired his beam rifle behind him again, "SHIT!" Duel continued to fire blindly at GINNs behind him. Unitl, "What the hell?!" Duel shouted as he sees Buster shooting his guns directly at him, "AHH!!" he screamed (yet again) and ducked.
As Duel ducked, the blasts from Buster's guns take out the GINNs directly behind Duel.
After every blast, the GINNs can't help but shout out "GINN!"
Buster continues to bombard the GINNs coming after Duel. "Yyyeeeeaaaaa! Hahahahahahahahaha!" Buster stops firing, and holds his guns up one in front of the other to look at the damage.
Duel is just sitting in the middle of a blackened and burned grass & dirt road. "Oh thank you Jesus, I don't want to die!" Duel begged on the spot.
Buster then notices a few more GINNs retreating from Duel's position, "hey, they're getting away!"
Duel turned around and sees the GINNs escaping, "Oh no you don't! Come here!" Duel began to chase after the GINNs
Buster actually began to think to himself, "...maybe he needs more support fire." Buster then looked at his two guns and begins to remember something. "Hey, didn't those scientists and engineers say something about these two guns...?"
Busters Flashback…
Scientist: Okay, Buster, these are your two guns…the Gun Launcher and the High Energy Beam rifle.
Buster: (distracted reading the latest GUNS magazine)…two guns, got it!
Scientist: now, they can be used individually to destroy multiple enemies.
Buster: …individual, got it…
Scientist: but, you can insert one of them into the rear of the other, and vice versa to form a more powerful BIG gun.
Buster: vice-versa, gotcha!
Scientist: what the-? Are you even paying attention?
Buster: attention, got it…
Flashback ends
"Oh shit…what was I supposed to do with these two?" Buster began to question himself as herotated the guns in his hands. "Uhh…" Buster then looked out to Duel chasing away the GINNs.
"Come back here you little shits!" Duel shouted out.
"…Hey…" Buster smirked as he moved the guns and attached the Gun Launcher to the back of the High Energy Beam rifle, "…alright!" If he could smile…imagine the Grinch's massive smile on his face. "LET'S ROCK, YEEEAAAHHH!!" Buster screamed as he opened fire and flies back about a meter. "I LOVE THIS GUN!"
In his blind pleasure and motivation by the new weapon, he forgot where he was aiming. The highly destructive beam speeds directly to Duel as he still chases GINNs into the forest.
Duel jsut paused in the split seconds that he heard the blast, "oh, hell no..."
Buster finally realized where the shot went, but was too late. "NO! DUEL! GET OUT OF THE WAY!!"
"Why me?" Duel contemplated.
The blast hits Duel, creating a massive explosion that is seen at the ZAFT base.
"Now what in the hell is that?!" Silver GuAIZ pointed out.
"Sir, CGUE (2) responded, "the enemy appears to have a new kind of weapon, sir."
"No kidding? I thought it was just afancy light show..." Silver GuAIZ sighed.
Out of the smoldering remains of the blast, Duel's head and torso remain in tact as only his right arm, his right leg, and part of his left leg remain. Buster jumps down from the roof of the base and races out to get his friend.
"I'm coming Duel! Don't worry man!" Buster shoutedas he arrived at Duel's smoldering body. "Whoa...that was...uh...
"..." Duel remained silent.
"That was a cool blast from my new gun, huh?" Buster chuckled.
Duel could barely respond with his busted-up voice, "...eat...shit..."
"Don't worry, Duel," Buster said, "I'll get you back."
Duel still had his busted voice, "stay...away...from me..."
"We gotta go!" Buster exclaimed as he picked up Duel into a fireman carrying position. "We're gonna make it, buddy, don't worry!" Buster began running back to base.
"I'm...gonna...kill...you..." Duel still had a busted voice.
After Buster runs Duel back into the base, Commander Aegis puts Duel into a recovery chamber to rebuild his armor. Buster explained what had happened, but Aegis is lighter on Buster than he is on Blitz.
"So, what's going to happen to Duel?" Buster asked.
"Well, the Ensign will get repaired and have a new armor and weapons upgrade that we've been waiting to give to him," Aegis explained.
"...and what about Blitz, sir?" Strike asked.
"..." Blitz just remained silent.
"This traitor will be watched closely," Aegisordered. "Ensign Blitz, you will no longer receive any battle-field promotions. All contact you have with ZAFT will not be anything other than shooting or slicing one of their robots, get me?" Aegis snapped.
"...yes, sir," Blitz reluctantly said.
"Now, don't ever do shit like that again! Panty-wasted mech!" Aegis scolded.
"I try, sir," Blitz sighed.
"So, what do we do now, Commander?" Strike asked yet again.
"We need to call in for some new weapons and supplies while Duel is getting repaired,"Aegis further explained. "Alliance Command is gonna want this all in a report…" Aegis looked towards Blitz, "...ALL of this in a report."
GINN 1: GINN!
GINN 2: GINN!!
GINN 3: GINN!!!
All three GINNs: GINN-GINN GINN!!
Hook comes out, and pulls them away, three CGUEs step up onto the stage.
CGUE 1: and now...
CGUE 2: ...ZAFT Propaganda Television presents...
CGUE 3: ZAFT Happy Hour!!
CGUE 1 & 2: (large anime sweat drop)
CGUE 3: ...or not...
CGUE 1: ...anyway...this is the time where we talk about what just happened in today's episode.
CGUE 2: Yes! Today we saw the Alliance's robot force-
CGUE 1: -the GAT-X Team!-
CGUE 2: In action! They happened to...to...to...what did they do?
CGUE 3: (opens a piece of paper) oh! Here it is! (shows it to CGUE 2)
CGUE 2: ah, yes! They destroyed our outpost!
Audience: BOOOOOOOO!
CGUE 1: and then, they turned on each other!
CGUE 3: it started with the black one assaulting the pink one, and then the green one shot the blue one!
CGUE 2: (rolls his mono-eye)..........in lamans terms: they're killing themselves!
CGUE 1 & 3: Victory for ZAFT is near!
Curtains close.
CGUE 1: Until next time, ZAFT Propaganda, out!
Preview Next Chapter: After being fully repaired and upgraded with his Assault Shroud Armor, Duel is ready for combat. Blitz, though left alone, is not fully trusted by the rest of GAT-X team again, while after giving their report, the GAT-X team is informed that they will be receiving two new robots to their team for assistance. Out at the ZAFT base, a problem arises with GINNs that will prove difficult to deal with.