Black Triforce: (gasps) That dancing Blue doll is doing the Mario! (notices readers) Uhh… Once again, I'm sorry for not updating in forever. I've been trying to start a serious fic about Dark Link so my mind kind of shut off for a while. Anywho, here's the new chapter.

Disclaimer: I still don't own the Legend of Zelda. But I do own this bag of MM's that's sitting in my lap.

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"And that's how it happened," Link finished as he stood nodding thoughtfully. Ganondorf however was sitting with his mouth wide open.

"That stuff made you heartless! How can you kill your friend like that? You're worse than me."

Link smacked his head and sighed. "Number one, I didn't kill her, I just pushed her off and she accidentally landed on her head." He paused to remember all of the details. "And… bruised her brain and got a concussion. But the good thing about the concussion was that she didn't remember how much it hurt." (A/N: Trust me on that one…) Link paused again to let Ganondorf take in the information.

"Number Two, I'm couldn't possible be worse than you after you've killed the Great Deku Tree, froze Zora's Domain, brought that dragon back to life so that it could eat the Gorons, let that shadow thing out of the well, AND made all of your castle's doors to short. But that probably explains why you're sitting here listening to me instead of killing me…"

Ganondorf nodded as the last statement made him remember to fire whoever designed his castle. "I guess your right, time for me to explode into little beams of light!"

"Wait, wha…" Our hero was cut off though because the castle started to collapse.

"Aw crap…" Link muttered. That happened to be the same phrase he said when a Like-Like ate his first shield. Of course, Link thought it was an angry stack of pancakes hell-bent on suffocating the life out of him. But that's a different story for another time. Link ran to the nearest exit while on the way grabbing the gawking Zelda and pulling her through the door.

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Black Triforce: (hopping in circles) Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar…

Yami: (rolls eyes) BT calm down.

Black Triforce: (doesn't)

Yami: Grr… (yells) Sis?! Take of the readers, I have to take care of BT. (pulls out tranquilizer gun) GET BACK HERE! (runs off)

Namida (yami's sis): Hi. BT would say that it's time to review but she's… busy at the moment. So review already. Please, it would make BT very happy.