Black Triforce: It's 3 A.M., I've got nothing to do, and decided to type this next chapter for you! So here's your gift to read today or tomorrow, akemashite omedetou kono yaro! (sighs) Sorry for the lame rhyme but I'm really bored. Oh yeah, that last part was Japanese so if you want to know what it means… go look it up! Anywho, time to answer some reviews.

kelseymm09- Stupid little comments? What's that supposed to mean?

Lauren Oceon- Umm… yes, my hair color is blonde. Why did you want to know? And I'm trying to make my chapters longer.

seifzellsquall- No, Link is locked in my bathroom with my cat who is enjoying nibbling on the elf's ears.

Ack! Sorry for the long note, on to the chapter!!! Oh yeah, I edited the last part of chapter 5. Go read it!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything but I do think I have the right to do a happy dance like the people during the credits in Ocarina of Time. (does happy dance)

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Link zoomed down the stairways of the crumbling castle. On more than one occasion, Link had to stop and wait for Zelda to open the locked doors. She opened them very slowly though, obviously not caring that he was being pummeled by burning rocks as she took their slowly shrinking escape time. Also, Link stood at a door for a full 5 seconds before realizing that Zelda wasn't behind him. He groaned and ran back up the stairs only to find Zelda cowering because a rock had fallen in front of her.

"Zelda you loser, come on! It's just a stupid rock!" Link yelled as he dragged back to the door. "Now open it!" he screamed as she, once again, took her time. Not only the pair finally got out of the tower, after Zelda getting stuck in some fire and Link screaming like a little girl and running from a ReDead, they had also gotten out alive and without killing each other.

"So… what you're telling me is… you're not blonde, right?" Link had just finished explaining his hair color issue to a still freaked-out Zelda. "And that you caused that cave in at the castle seven years ago?" Link nodded.

"Okay then, when this is over, remind me to kill you." Zelda stated flatly. Link sighed. This was the kind of thanks he got for saving a princess's butt from an evil psycho who forced her to play endless games of ping-pong before he had gotten there.

Suddenly, a piece of the rumble of the tower moved slightly. Zelda frowned. "What was that noise?" Link also frowned and went to go see what it was. Halfway there the hero turned around.

"Aren't you coming Zelda?"

"Are you nuts? The thing could kill me! Good luck though,"

Link rolled his eyes and approached the rumble when out of nowhere a giant blue pig jumped out from under it! The monster was actually only two heads taller than Link. The cut-scene had just made him seem much, much bigger. The pig roared and knocked the Master Sword out of the hero's hand. The sword flew and happened to land right next to Zelda.

Link saw this and yelled, "Zelda, throw me my sword back!" Zelda only stood there with a concerned look on her face that made Link decide that she must have ignored him. Our hero then went with Plan B.

"Please don't kill me!" Link sobbed. It, of course, didn't work and Ganon instantly hit him and our hero's world went black.

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Black Triforce: Sorry I ended it there but the next chapter is coming very, very, very, very, very soon. Like in about five minutes so… review!!!!! Thankies.