Black Triforce: I'm writing this at four in the morning so feel special!

Disclaimer: No! I own nothing!!!!!!!

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Link woke up floating in a dark void.

"Ugh, where am I? And why does my head hurt?" Link said groggily as he rubbed the spot where Ganon had hit him.

"You're floating in a random dark void and you where hit by a giant blue pig named Ganon." A small voice was coming from a glowing pink ball. Link squinted and made out the shape of a boy with wings. The boy had green hair and was wearing brown pants and a tunic.

"Who are you? And…" Link glanced at the boy's tunic. "Why is your tunic pink?"

"I am Neji and you should never wash your white clothes with your younger sister's baby blanket." The fairy explained. Link made a small 'o' with his mouth.

"I'm here to bring you back to life so you can go fight Ganon again without, hopefully, messing up."

Link shook his head. "And how am I supposed to do that? I lost my sword, Zelda is obliviously useless, and if you haven't noticed Ganon is big." Link noticed the fairy was using his finger to clean his ear. "And are you even listening to me?"

Neji inspected the earwax now sitting on his finger. "Yes I'm listening, and do you have to ask so many question? It's very irritating."

Our hero was about to pull his hair out and throttle the little fairy. "I wouldn't have to ask so many questions if you would just help me!" He was on the edge of insanity. Neji however, casually flicked the earwax off his finger.

"In the words of Sun-Tzu, If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him." He noticed a confused look on Link's face. "In other words bug him so much that he'll make stupid mistakes and you can kick his butt easier. Understand ye of little brain capacity?"

Link nodded. "Yep, got it. Stupid mistakes caused by irritation."

Neji smirked. "Good. Time to go back to your body now,"

Link woke up like Ganon had just hit him a few seconds ago. The blue pig was laughing triumphantly. Link got up and yelled, "Hey fatso, down here!" Ganon turned around and found Link sticking his tongue out and making other rude gestures at him much like the French in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

The monster roared and tried to stomp on our hero but missed horribly and landed on a piece of rumble that instantly was lodged in his foot. Ganon roared again as he hopped around on one foot while desperately trying to get the piece of rumble out. Using this time, Link quickly made a trip wire using the methods he had found in a Shekiah training manual. The foolish Ganon tripped over it and landed on his conveniently placed sword. The sword pierced through the monster's stomach leaving much blood everywhere.

Link, who was smiling like a homicidal madman, stood on top of Ganon, laughed, dropped his leggings, and, dare I say it, let a big one rip in Ganon face. Needless to say, it finished Ganon off just like it would anything else.

Link regained his decency and retrieved his sword and then walked over to Princess Zelda who had been vomiting in a nearby bush. "Well, at least that's over with,' Link said laughingly.

"Ugh, Link if you ever do that again, I swear I will kill you with my bare hands." Zelda replied flatly still feeling rather sick. "Now just give that blasted ocarina so I can warp you back to the right time. And while you're there, try looking for some pants…"

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Black Triforce: It's finally done! Yay!

Yami: You do know that now you have to work on the new one right?

Black Triforce: (frowns) Must you spoil everything? Anyway, time for all of the good little readers to review! As a bonus, if anyone can guess what I'm probably going to do the next one about, gets… something. So hurry and review so I can get some sleep! It's almost 4:30 A.M.! I'm tired!!!!