nftp: Hiyas! Me 'n DK are back!!! WooOoOoO!!! Annnnnnnddd... 'cause SuperchickandtheGroovyAnimals asked sooo nicely... we're havin Vash sing somethin!
Disclaimer:
NDG: iownit!
DK: Huh?
NDG: iownit!
DK: No... you don't.
NDG: Fine, you win! sucks in a deep breath I don't own Trigun or any of it's characters either... How sad! T-T
ALSO! Don't own: (1) When the Music Stops
(2) Frost the Snowman
People:
Wolfwood
Legato
Director
Studio Crowd
Guest(s): Vash & Midvalley
We see a circular room with big windows. In the room are two collapsible chairs with names on them. The one on the left reads: Legato, and the one on the right: Wolfwood, between the chairs is a glass coffee table. There are also three doors. The single door on the left of the room reads: GUEST, and there is a question mark under it. And the two other ones on the right side of the room read: CO-HOST and: KO-HOST. A man with blue hair and a torture device walks out of the cohost one and a man in a navy suit walks out of the knockout host one. They go and sit in their respectable chairs.
Hello everyone! Welcome to our second broadcast! I'm Nicholas D. Wolfwood.
AND! I'm Legato Bluseummers!
Nick, I was wondering...
What?
Um, nevermind.
No, what, this oughta be good!
Fine! What is your middle name?
ER, I'd rather not.
Why?
Because!
C'mon tell us, we're waiting, we're ALL waiting.
dokonokuminomonjawaresumakinishiteshizumentarokakora
Don't mumble. It's not polite.
Like you give a shit about what is and isn't polite!
That's not very nice, now is it! Now, LOUDER!
Dokonokuminomonjawaresumakinishiteshizumentarokakora. There! Ya happy, ya asshole!
Very.
Well, ANYWAYS. On with the show. Today our special guest is going to be Midv-
Someone runs on stage handing him a cue card.
Um... change of plans Midvalley couldn't make it today, so instead we're having Vash the Stampede! AKA: The Humanoid Typhoon!
The crowd begins going absolutely nuts and completely hysterical while Legato pouts
because they didn't act this way for Knives. Awww, how sad! No, seriously, NDG means
it, but I don't Hahahah!
Hi everyone!
The crowd goes into fangirl mode.
Hey, Tongari!
Hi, guys.
I thought I killed you, you worthless piece of trash.
Ummmmmmm...
O-K! Moving on! So, Vash, what are you going to sing us?
Oh, just a little song tha-
No, WaIt, gasp gasp wheeze I'm pant hack cough HeRe!
Midvalley ran in panting, wheezing, and of course, carrying Sylvia.
OoOoOo!!! Showdown! CLAP
As Legato said thid the stage magically transformed into an arena. Wolfwood was wearing a referee's outfit, and Vash, and Midvalley had on 'gangsta ' outfits, and were holding microphones.
Yo, yo, lez go yo!
Fine.
Wone, tow, thra, youse start!
Midvalley begins to sing:
If I were to die,
murdered in cold blood tomorrow,
wouldja feel sorry,
would it matta.
Could neva be the leader of batter,
everythangs shit for me to feed off,
but its way too far in dis game to turn 'round 'n walk away 'n not say wat you got to say.
What da hell you take me for a joke,
you smoke 'n crack,
'fore I do that I beg someone to take me back.
I git up,
'fore I git down,
run myself in da ground.
B'fore I pull some wack shit out.
I'm gonna smack dis one out da-
Midvalley was cut short at the sound of:
Frosty the snowman,
was a happy, jolly soul,
with a corn-pop pipe, and a button nose, and two eyes made out of coal!
Oh, there must've been some magic in that old silk hat they found,
'cause when they put it on his head he... began........ to ...... turn .. around?
Vash quietly stopped when everyone looked at him all weird, because after all... it is a rap battle, ain't it?
Just then, everything magically turned back to normal.
Well, Needle-Noggin, you sure as hell messed up again.
It was quite entertaining.
Shut up Legato.
Well, putrid humans, that concludes our show for now.
Tune in next time, NICE, PRETTY, NON-PUTRID HUMANS, AND ... OTHER BEINGS.
Goodbye for Now!
Oh, enough out of you already.
nftp: sooooooooo, waddya think?
It's actually a play on words. The term KO usually stands for knock-out. At first I was going to just say that he can't spell very well, but then I changed my mind. It has a sort of a double meaning.
Wolfwood's supposoed middle name. I got it off of a site called Wolfwood Smoking Man.
What Wolfwood sometimes calls Vash.
An Episode. Vash is supposed to be saying that, and Legato, the phrase under it.