"You want my worst?" asked Kaiba, picking up a new white card. "You know what? I'm going to play this card immediately." Kaiba slammed the card down on the table, and read it out loudly. "My first kill."
"AHH!" gasped Yugi, knowing this meant one of his summons was about to die. The question was: which one would Kaiba choose?
"Hmm, who to kill, who to kill?" asked Kaiba, looking at his options. "Neil's out, because he'd make my Hell dimension useless, so…Jennifer, take out one of his Bottom Boys." On command, Jennifer Lawrence drew her bow back, and shot one of the Bottoms, killing him instantly.
Yugi winced as his life points dropped to 7400. 'Yugi, don't panic,' came the voice of the Pharoah. 'You've got plenty of life points to spare, and a field full of traps to hit him with. You're far from beaten Yugi. Believe in the heart of the cards.'
'You're right, Pharoah,' thought Yugi back at him. 'I've been in far tighter spots than this and pulled through. I just have to think carefully and plan my next attack.'
"Well Yugi, couldn't do much about that, could you?" asked Kaiba smugly. "Even with all your traps, you still couldn't stop me. Go ahead, add to your wall of defence. I'll just barge right through it again."
"Is that what you think Kaiba?" asked Yugi, not expecting an answer. "Because I'm about to let you see just how powerful I am."
'Yugi, are you planning to…' started the Pharoah.
'I'm not going to be able to do much to him without taking out the mother,' thought Yugi. 'I'm going to have to. This should hopefully take her down.'
'Okay Yugi, good luck,' the Pharoah thought back, as Yugi pulled two white cards out of his hand.
"Let's see what you do when I play this card Kaiba," said Yugi, revealing one of his cards. "An Oedipus complex."
"Oh please, Yugi," said Kaiba dismissively. "Like I told you, the mother is ready for everything from her rambunctious boys."
"That's true, Kaiba," said Yugi. "So it's a good thing that the one casting it isn't one of mother's boys." Yugi slammed down the second card, revealing what he had.
"No…Yugi, that's just sick," said Kaiba, recoiling at what Yugi was playing.
"That's right Kaiba," said Yugi. "There's only one thing that can beat a mother: Grandma. And now she's cursing her grandchildren with an Oedipus complex, meaning their mother will have to do something about it."
"Wait, what are you planning Yugi?" demanded Kaiba.
"You'll see," said Yugi, as the cards actions starting coming into play.
Appearing above the table was an elderly lady, who threw a ball of light at the Bottom Boys. The Boys started making lewd and suggestive comments and gestures at their mother, angering her. The mother started running at her boys to punish them…
…only to explode on her way there. "What the hell?" asked Kaiba, staring in shock at the smoking pile where mother had just been.
"Oh, I'm sorry Kaiba," said Yugi. "I should have mentioned that this was one of my trap cards." Yugi flipped over one of his white cards, revealing a single word: Landmines. "So, don't get too close, or else…boom."
"Damn you Yugi," said Kaiba, as his life points dropped to 7000. "Something like that won't stop me…"
Author's note: I might as well start keeping track of life points here:
Yugi: 7400
Kaiba: 7000