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NDG: Konichiwa, Nightow-sama 8bow8
YN: Konichiwa, NDG-san, noh DK-san. 8bow...?!?!8
NDG: Arigato! You're the coolest!
DK: 8fwack8 Baka! 8fwack8 Tongari!
NDG: 8wakes up8 Ah haiyo!
DK: Finish the story!
NDG: Fine! 8cough coughjerko8 cough hackjerkocough cough> YOU SHOULD TYPE ONCE IN A WHILE TOO! >
DK: o.O ' We don't own Trigun or The Twelve Days of Christmas.
Cast:
Wolfwood
Legato
Midvalley
Director
New Director: Zazie
Guest: ----------
Studio Audence
We see a circullar shaped room with large windows. On the left side of the windows is a door marked: GUEST. Also, there is a makeshift door (made from a piece of fabric and a hole in thye wall) marked D. On the left side of the windows there are two doors, and a makeshift one. The doors are marked: KO-Host, and CO-HOST. It looks as if those things were written on in marker. The makeshift door reads: MIDVALLEY & SYLVIA.
Finally, the people walk out of their respective doors, and go and sit down on plush chairs thea surround a glass coffee table.
Welcome to today's show! I'm Nicholas D. Wolfwood -
I'm Midvalley -
And I'm Legato.
CUT! CUT! CUT!
A little boy screams as he walks out of the door marked: D.
Get out, Beast! 8tonk!8
Midvalley had just wacked 'Beast' with his saxophone.
Sorry, but no. I work here now. I'm the new director.
Whatever happened to the old one?
He... um left.
8very faintly, as if far away8 He THREW me out!
Well, anyways, I'm here now, so listen up. Today there are no special guests, so you're all gonna sing your own little rendition of The Twelve Days of Christmas', 'k? Bye, now! SING!
Zazie storms back off stage.
Um, okay then, let's get started.
Wolfwood and the others began to sing. Try and guess who sings what:
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me... a gun and a shiny new bike!
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 2 low-carb hotdogs, a gun and a shiny new gun!
BIKE!
GUN!
JUST LET ME SING ALREADY! 8ahem8
Woah! Never knew that you actually wanted to...
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 3 b-flats, 2 low-carb hotdogs, and a gun and a shiny new bike!
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 4 paks of ammo, 3 bg-flats, 2 low-carb hot dogs, and a gun, and a shiny new bike!
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 5... new Gung-Ho Guns!... 4 paks of ammo, 3 b-flats, 2 low-carb hot dogs, and a gun and a BROKEN DOWN bike!
SHINY NEW!
WHATEVER! 8ahem8
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 6 pink shirts, 5... new Gung-Ho Guns!... 4 paks of ammo, 3 b-flats, 2 low-cxarb hot dogs, and a gun and a shiny new bike!
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 7 shoes without laces-
7?
7.
Why 7?
8sigh8
AND A GUN NAND A SHINY NEW BIKE!
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 8 bottles of hair gel, seven shoeless laces, 6 white shirts, 5... new Gung-Ho Guns!... 4 paks of ammo, 3 b-flats, 2 low carb hot dogs, and a gunj and a broken down bike.
8lunge8
8grab8 8stop8 No! Wolfwood! No! Just think HAPPY thoughts! HAPPY!
I'M... GONNA... KILL... HIM...!
voiceover >No one has the right to take the life of another!>
SHADDUP!
> How rude! >
Yeah, well whatever.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 9 bottles of wax, 8 bottles of hair gel, 7 shoes without laces... What, you can't tie? Can you even count? Seven dosen't make pairs. You're one short.
> He can't tie Bwahahahahaha! >
Hey! I killed you when I was seven!
8Rakeun, Japanese for 'paradise', starts to play8
> Oh, yeah! Oops. >
8Rakeun shuts off8
AND A GUN AND A BROKEN DOWN BIKE!
8stare8
What?
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 10 chess sets, 9 bottles of wax, 8 bottles of hair gel, 7 shoes without laces, 6 NAVY shirts, 5... new Gung-Ho Guns, 4 paks of ammo, 3 b-flats, 2 low-carb hot dogs, and a gun and a shiny new bike.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 11 different deaths, 10 chess sets, 9 bottles of wax, 8 bottles of hair gel, 7shoeless laces, 6 WHITE shirts, 5... new Gung-Ho Guns, 4 paks of ammo, 3 b-flats, 2 low-carb hot dogs, and a gun and a broken down bike.
I'm not gonna let it bother me... NOT GONNA LET IT BOTHER ME!
> That's the spirit! >
Go away, Tongari.
> Bye, Preacher Man! >
Shaddup.
What's with all these voiceovers?
Who knows.
8ahem8
On the twelveth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 12 cases for Sylvia, 11 different deaths, 10 chess sets, 9 bottles of wax, 8 bottles of hair gel, 7 shoes without laces, 6 pink shirts, 5... new Gung-Ho Guns, 4 paks of ammo, 3 b-flats, 2 low-carb hot dogs, and a gun and a shiny new bike!
Zazie storms out of the 'D' door.
You guys are the WORST!
Shut up, little beastling.
Call me that again, and I blow out your brains. Kind of like what you turns to Wolfwood did to me!
Yeah, well, yoiu deserved it.
Zazie begins to walk back off stage.
8whirls around8 Oh, and by the way... did you like all of the voiceovers? They were all of the special guests that wanted to give you na piece of their minds.
So, it WAS you! You little brat! 8chasses Zazie around the stage with a gun. All the while Zazie is cackaling madly.8
> Leave the poor kid alone! You already killed him once! >
stops short Huh!?!?
> So, it's true you really are alive! >
nftp: Hahahahahahahahaha! CLIFF HANGER! Um... yea... anyways... Tune in next time!