Do I Have to Spell it Out for You?
Chapter 1
By Hina L
To whom it may concern,
Hi. Never tickle a sleeping dragon.
... yeah.
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To whom you may be,
I am highly annoyed at your Owl. Not only did you just waste ink and parchment telling me a load of rubbish but you were cowardly enough not to put your name down.
I could have reported this Owl as harassment but I'm not like that, I am willing to give you a chance just this once. In the future, do not send me this kind of text.
Yours faithfully,
Lily Evans (of Gryffindor House).
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Evans,
Gosh, can't you take a slight joke? Get it? A JOKE? You didn't have to reply with a posh letter 'threatening' me and all. I honestly don't care if you report this because I didn't really intend this to you in particular. I was bored one day so I just wrote that little note (I wouldn't even call it a letter, let alone a Letter of Harassment) and instructed my owl to give it someone - I didn't mention YOUR name so you can just chill, okay?
Your ALWAYS like this. Always. Remember last week in Potions when I... accidentally added an extra ingredient to your shrinking potion? You tested it out on your friend's cat (I wouldn't exactly call it a cat, more like a mini Lion with the way it rips people's skin off) and just because she shrank to the point of disappearance, you got in a hissy fit and started yelling at me all week. I was actually aiming for Snape's potion but I settled with yours when I noticed the Professor coming back.
No wonder you haven't got many friends. In fact, I'm pretty sure your friends were avoiding you on Monday. Even I noticed that they didn't want to group up with you in Transfiguration, which left you to work with poor Peter who had to put up with your whiney little voice all lesson. He came off quite pale after that.
Your too serious.
Just thought I'd tell you in case nobody has. But wait, I'm sure me and Sirius and Remus and Peter have told you this before.
-James Potter (In case you haven't guessed by now.)
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Potter,
It wasn't very funny to me. In fact, I'm sure many other people would have found that very stupid, not just me. If you were bored, why didn't you draw or revise for that upcoming History of Magic test (that's what I do when I'm bored)?
Don't think you know me, Potter. I'm not always how you see me, perhaps because your there that I start acting the way I do. That was taking it too far what you did in potions. My friend almost broke in to tears but thankfully we found a potion in time to bring Candy back to her normal size. You were saved again Potter (in fact, I don't understand how you're always getting away with your pathetic pranks).
I have two wonderful friends who will always value me (kind of...). On Monday, I just snapped at both of them because they were fooling around and ruined my Essay in the process. And I did not shout at 'Poor Peter' all lesson, we were actually working together quite well.
Don't make silly assumptions Potter.
Lily Evans
P.S. Your letter-writing skills are terrible.
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Author's Notes: So how was it? More in the next chapters ). Please review.